About me: I like horses, monkeys and when people run their hands through my long flowing hair. Puppies are nice too.
I'm not all just sugar and spice. My battered fists named Dirty Harry and Jack Johnson are proof of that. I try to work them out on hippies and at the occasional bar brawl. I do what Americans do best, use force unilaterally.
Are you a fan of film, comics and pop culture? Then behold their bastard child at Plotpulse.com in unholy comic strip form. The strips are also based on my real life experience with showbiz and a whole lot of bathroom induced fantasy. It's good for you and eliminates premature baldness. That last part is not guaranteed. Most of all IT'S FREE!! Check out some sample strips in my pic section.
New strips are posted on Monday, Wednesday and Friday of every week on Plotpulse.com. I hope you guys check it out. Cheers!
"Life's splendor forever lies in wait about each one of us in all its fullness, but veiled from view, deep down, invisible, far off. It is there, though, not hostile, not reluctant, not deaf. If you summon it by the right word, by its right name, it will come." ---Franz Kafka diary entry, October 18, 1921
HAPPY MAY DAY!!! For decades, the first of May was celebrated as "International Workers Day" in the former Soviet Union (it was the Russian version of "Labor Day")
"And I got to thinking while she was talking That I know she told the story Of those special places that she goes When she rides with the others in the subway singin'... Don't turn around, uh-oh Der Kommissar's in town, uh-oh You're in his eye And you'll know why The more you live The faster you will die." ----AFTER THE FIRE "Der Kommissar"
Everytime we have a wet spring, the basement floods. Everytime we have a flooded basement there is more damage to fix. This year we have to replace the hotwater tank, the furnace filters and couplings, part of the staircase and clean up the half-eaten remains of those guys who went down there to give me an estimate on the repair work.
TIM'S FAMILY'S IRISH BLESSING May the toilet rise up to meet you. May the wind blow dirt in the face of your pursuers. May the rains wash away your in-laws. And until we meet again May God hold you in the hollow of us hand Instead of using you as his personal ashtray for a change.
After months of fruitless discussion (and many hurt feelings), Supergirl was finally able to convince Superman NOT TO initiate conversation with her by making remarks like: "Hey Britney, where did you get the costume?" or: "They're having a prostitution bust today, you might want to stay off the streets for a few hours." or: "I'm guessing that 'S' on your chest now stands for SLUT." or: "Did 'Fredericks Of Krypton' have a sale?" or: "Do you HAVE to dress like a WHORE in front of the entire JUSTICE LEAGUE!!!" or...
i just don't think new amsterdam's going to make it again.since the writers strike is almost over they will make a second cancellation lust like the loop.I'll just stick to call of duty 4 and patapon in the meantime.
Happy Groundhog's Day!!! I've forgotten how this tradition is supposed to work, but I think if Bill Murray sees his shadow, we spend another eight weeks stuck in a time-loop...
By the way, if YOU lived in a place called "Gobbler's Knob" wouldn't YOU be afraid of your own shadow??!!?
