Homes across the world collapse, and fall inward on themselves; pianos, couches and microwaves tumble through floors and expose money and love notes hidden within the floorboards.
Music
Ten million pictures fall from ten million walls.
3Oh!3
The Academy Is...
Aerosmith
All Time Low
Amely
The Audition
Blink-182
The Cab
Cobra Starship
Coley-T
Kimya Dawson
Eclyptic
Eminem
Fake Problems
Fall Out Boy
Family Force 5
Green Day
The Hoodies
HyperNova
IAMX
JJ Demon
A Kidnap in Color
KISS
Manic Street Preachers
Nineball
Scenes and Sirens
Sneaker Pimps
Taking Back Sunday
That Got Loud
The Wallpapers
Movies
Cathedrals fall as readily as banks; car assembly lines as readily as supermarkets.
Across the Universe
A Lot Like Love
Amadeus
American Beauty
American Teen
Avatar
Bedussey
The Big Sleep
Billy Elliot
The Boondock Saints
Boys Don't Cry
Breakfast at Tiffany's
Breakfast Club
Can't Hardly Wait
Cecil B. DeMented
Charlie Bartlett
Chasing Amy
Clerks
Close Encounters of the Third Kind
Clueless
The Dark Knight
Dazed and Confused
Desert Blue
Dogma
Donnie Darko
Earth Girls are Easy
Edward Scissorhands
Empire Records
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
The Fall
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Fight Club
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Garden State
Gattaca
George of the Jungle
Ghost
Grindhouse
Hard Candy
Harold and Maude
House of D
I'm Not There.
Indiana Jones
Inglorious Basterds
Jennifer's Body
Juno
Just Friends
Léon
The Libertine
Little Miss Sunshine
The Lion King
Mallrats
Mean Girls
The New Guy
Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist
The Nines
Once
One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest
Pan's Labyrinth
Party Monster
Performance
The Pest
Pulp Fiction
Rent
Reservoir Dogs
Rocky Horror Picture Show
The Rules of Attraction
Slumdog Millionaire
Star Wars
St. Trinian's
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
Tank Girl
The Tracey Fragments
The Truman Show
Vanilla Sky
What's Eating Gilbert Grape?
White Oleander
Young Frankenstein
Zoolander
Television
EVERY IDEA IN THE WORLD IS WRONG
The Best Years
Boy Meets World
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Burn Notice
Criminal Minds
Degrassi: The Next Generation
Garth Marenghi's Darkplace
The Fresh Beat Band
Grey's Anatomy
The IT Crowd
Instant Star
Lost
The Mighty Boosh
Nathan Barley
Project Runway
Quarterlife
Roseanne
Scrubs
South of Nowhere
True Blood
The Whitest Kids U'Know
Books
The absence of light frightened her.
Be More Chill
Born Blue
Candy Darlings
Carrie
The Catcher in the Rye
Dancing on the Edge
Dark Side of Nowhere
Diary
Fight Club
Girlfriend in a Coma
Harry Potter
Haunted
Homefree
Jerk, California
Killing Britney
The Outsiders
Paper Towns
The Perks of Being a Wallflower
Prozac Nation
Running with Scissors
The Shining
Smack
Twilight
We Have Always Lived in the Castle
What My Mother Doesn't Know
Wuthering Heights
Sarah T. Bennett(not to be confused with Adam T. Siska) here to tell you a little about myself. I was born on August 2nd, 1992 and I have an older brother named Bennett. He can be a pain in the ass 99.9% of the time, but the other .1%, he can be pretty cool. He has an AMAZING girlfriend whom I love named Paige. Oh, before I forget, I have TWO mothers which automatically makes me cooler than you no matter what you accomplish. Dale is my mom and Vanessa is Ben's mom. We're a crazy family but it's what makes us so god damn awesome.
I am a wild, crazy, outgoing, obnoxious, loud individual and I may, okay, definiately will, get on your nerves. That's who I am and if you don't like it, don't be around me. I love my friends and without them, I'd be the same, just...lonely. And my craziness + alone in a room=bad news.
I have a very wide taste of music which also defines my oddness. My favorite bands include: IAMX, Manic Street Preachers, Cobra Starship, and The Academy Is.... I could go on, but I could go on all day, and I doubt you want that.
I've been writing poetry and stories since I can remember. Most of them include Noel Fielding because I'm madly in love with him and will marry him someday.
Before I go, I must say that Samantha Leeann Patridge is my best friend forever and ever. We are going to move to England where I will marry Noel Fielding and she will marry Christopher Corner. No one thinks it will happen, but when they get our Christmas cards with us and them with all our kids, they will feel like total assholes.
Hello, my name is Sarah Bennett. I stole this idea from the lovely Ryan Beatty. This is my 100% true story.
I am the girl that
spent her summer days in her neighbor’s yard. I am the girl that still has a window with a child sticker on it. I am the girl that is always busy on Thanksgiving weekend. I am the girl who you always mistake for that mentally challenged girl down the street. I am the girl with the lesbian mothers. I am the girl that ignored her mother’s advice when she got lost in the grocery store and wandered around yelling, “MOM!” I am the girl you confuse with your ex-best friend. I am the girl who was artificially inseminated. I am the girl who lives across the street from the police station, and has lived there for the past fifteen years. I am the girl who loves Pepsi. I am the girl who will stand in the middle of the road and yell, “HIT ME!” at cars coming toward her. (I always move when they come near.) I am the girl that told her mother at the age of two that, “I would never like to play sports of any kind ever, thank you!” I am the girl that is absolutely in love with movies. I am the girl that thinks way too much about love. I am the girl who has a very long tongue. I am the girl that is always afraid of her friends leaving her. I am the girl who loves to make people laugh. I am the girl that can spend hours on end in a bookstore. I am the girl who has always dreamed of being a rock star. I am the girl who used to play saxophone and clarinet. I am the girl who dreams of being an actress. I am the girl that will write you long letters about how much you mean to me—because apparently I am a sadist and I love to make people cry. I am the girl that wishes she could eat Lunchables every day. I am the girl whose mom makes her peanut butter and jelly sandwiches in the shape of a heart. I am the girl that is one third of the Ice Brigade. I am the girl who is never afraid to speak her mind. I am the girl with the wide-open mind. I am the girl whose mom you could tell anything to. I am the girl with the bravest grandmother in the entire universe. I am the girl that never learned to ride a bike. I am the girl who you probably think is very weird. I am the girl who will never drink or do drugs in her life. I am the girl that is a closet gearhead. I am the girl who learns most of her life lessons from movies. I am the girl who stays up way too late. I am the girl that really loves road trips. I am the girl who hates her hair 90% of the time. I am the girl that gets way too involved in TV shows. I am the girl who doesn’t like to realize how attached she gets to some people. I am the girl who wishes that she could go back in time. I am the girl who obsesses over celebrities. I am the girl that cries every time she thinks about her brother running away. I am the girl that loves hugs. I am the girl that kind of hates talking because she sounds better on paper. I am the girl that falls in love way too hard. I am the girl who is scared of herself and her own mind sometimes. I am the girl who can’t stand not being able to help her friends. I am the girl who has a strong guilty conscience. I am the girl that has a weird obsession with names. I am the girl who loves Friday because the anticipation of the weekend gets her all riled up. I am the girl who hates it when her nose gets cold. I am the girl who hates it when people with pets complain that there is pet hair on their furniture. I am the girl who is always itchy. I am the girl who will not cry in public unless she absolutely has to. I am the girl who lives for summer. I am the girl that constantly talks to herself. I am the girl who has a hard time falling asleep. I am the girl who wears men’s Dr. Pepper pajama pants. I am the girl who doesn’t like getting scared and will freak out on someone when she does. I am the girl who would love to go skydiving or bungee jumping. I am the girl who writes constantly. I am the girl that loves all types of music. I am the girl who is hardwired to love peanut butter and running away. I am the girl that speaks to blades of grass. I am the girl that loves words. I am the girl who will crack up laughing at the words “ice” or “hot sauce”. I am the girl that wears only Converse sneakers. I am the girl that loves to go barefoot. I am the girl who has a major problem with bees. I am the girl with a library fetish. I am the girl who loves New York City. I am the girl who collects quotes. I am the girl who thinks that lyrics matter most. I am the girl that writes poetry. I am the girl that begged to have a dog for nine years, and then got one. I am the girl who never played Mortal Kombat, only watched her brother and her neighbors play it. I am the girl who loves guy’s hoodies. I am the girl that you will never forget. I am the girl who buys her friends’ presents when she is on vacation. I am the girl who used to be hated for no reason. I am the girl that runs this MySpace. I am the girl who needs the lights on. I am the girl who believes you should not have to apologize for bodily functions. I am the girl who is pro-choice. I am the girl who will do anything to help you. I am the girl who wants to be British. I am the girl who hates her allergies. I am the girl who can never tell a story without going all ADD on people. I am the girl who loves Polaroids. I am the girl that loves the Internet. I am the girl that doesn’t want to get up in the morning to go to school. I am the girl who loves to lie in the grass. I am the girl who has bonfires in back of her house almost every day in the summer. I am the girl whose mother whistles if she needs your attention. I am the girl who has a brother that took her to see The Dark Knight at 12:30 in the morning. I am the girl with crazy relatives. I am the girl who will clean out your keyboard. I am the girl who will do anything to go see her favorite band. I am the girl who wants to drive to California. I am the girl who wants to save lives. I am the girl who played soccer when she was seven, but couldn’t see the ball. I am the girl who will try her hardest to make you smile. I am the girl who can’t stand to see people upset. I am the girl that loves her surrogate mothers. I am the girl who hates to clean. I am the girl who loves Swiss Rolls a little too much. I am the girl that worries too much. I am the girl who gets mad at her glasses when they aren’t clean. I am the girl that remembers her past lives. I am the girl that got attacked by her uncle’s dog. I am the girl that has wanted a 1956 white Ford Thunderbird ever since she saw American Graffiti. I am the girl who loves to text message. I am the girl that wears jewelry when she is bored. I am the girl who is terrified of vomit. I am the girl who reads too much. I am the girl who has a crush on Michael J. Fox. I am the girl that crosses boundaries like no other. I am the girl who likes to make you think. I am the girl with absolutely no athletic ability whatsoever. I am the girl whose family hates Halloween. I am the girl who called 911 when her brother faked being stuck under the treadmill. I am the girl who wastes money on magazines. I am the girl who eats frozen peas. I am the girl who ate lunch in the principal’s office in middle school. I am the girl with a short temper. I am the girl who loves to challenge people. I am the girl who is not very easily disturbed. I am the girl who can fit a movie to almost any scenario. I am the girl who is not ashamed to be herself. I am the girl who hates the beach, but loves the boardwalk. I am the girl who answers the phone because no one else will. I am the girl who refused to play with the other kids in kindergarten. I am the girl who is obsessed with deep sea fish. I am the girl that when she walks by people yell out, “Dyke!” I am the girl that curses too much. I am the girl who reads while she’s walking. I am the girl who is nicknamed Crackhead and Gene Simmons’ Daughter. I am the girl who sticks her hand out of the car window just to feel the wind. I am the girl whose best friends are utter idiots. I am the girl who is a big pervert. I am the girl who can tell a dog’s breed from one glance. I am the girl who will go up to someone and start a conversation just for kicks. I am the girl who is afraid to ask questions sometimes. I am the girl that gets lost in museums. I am the girl whose toes always itch, and who scratches them with the carpet. I am the girl whose older brother got in a fight with his best friend over Monopoly which led to community service. I am the girl who loves hugging her brother’s friends. I am the girl who watches over parties. I am the girl that disappears when music goes into her brain. I am the girl who procrastinates. I am the girl who loves being the passenger in a car. I am the girl who was almost born on a train. I am the girl whose brother’s best friend fought with her mom using a baseball bat and an empty bottle of wine and almost broke the fan in the kitchen. I am the girl who is very gullible. I am the girl who loves pizza and French fries. I am the girl that will visit you at work. I am the girl that is learning to speak Icelandic. I am the girl who can’t stand to get yelled at. I am the girl who likes to sigh, not because anything is wrong, it just feels good. I am the girl whose mother made her own baby food. I am the girl that loves eating in general. I am the girl that will watch movies over and over again. I am the girl who adores her very loud, insane family. I am the girl who refused to eat spaghetti with marinara sauce or ketchup when I was younger because I was afraid of red. I am the girl who wilts in the heat. I am the girl that would be the best boyfriend ever. I am the girl who has crazy dreams. I am the girl who has an X on her forearm. I am the girl with obsessive compulsive disorder. I am the girl who wants to pet the ducks. I am the girl who falls asleep in the car all the time. I am the girl whose mother yells out, “Scenic alert!” whenever the outside world looks pretty. I am the girl who has video tapes of ‘I Love Lucy’. I am the girl who loves hearing mourning doves. I am the girl whose uncle looks like a mall Santa. I am the girl that hates most rap music. I am the girl that loves watching roller derby and ice hockey. I am the girl who hates homophobes. I am the girl who likes VHS more than DVD. I am the girl who got glasses in first grade and exclaimed, “Mom! I can see the leaves on the trees!” I am the girl that will apologize if you step on my feet. I am the girl who will openly announce what she is thinking at the moment. I am the girl that always wants to go to the movies. I am the girl who hates to sneeze. I am the girl that is an emetophobe. I am the girl who wants to know her father. I am the girl that used to sit inside her room, watching videotapes of TV that she taped the night before chewing piece after piece of gum. I am the girl who is very unorganized. I am the girl with the imaginary world in her head. I am the girl who is always at your side. I am the girl who is always shaking. I am the girl that is stubborn and persistent. I am the girl who bumps in a mini-van with her best friend to 3oh!3, Cobra Starship, Billy Talent and Fall Out Boy. I am the girl who loves to go camping. I am the girl who hates pop-up ads. I am the girl who will scream her favorite song at the top of her lungs. I am the girl whose favorite color is purple. I am the girl who does not believe in naps. I am the girl that loves Sméagol from the Lord of the Rings movies. I am the girl that cracks her knuckles, neck, toes, wrists and knees. I am the girl that is mostly always in pain. I am the girl who wants to know about the mysteries of the world. I am the girl that loves the summer air. I am the girl who loves the smell of the pages of books. I am the girl who is beyond the oddness of weird. I am the girl who watches the Academy Awards religiously every year. I am the girl that likes fictional stoners, but hate them in real life most of the time. I am the girl who believes that if humans were born with wings, life and the quality of the earth would be so much better. I am the girl who loves the color of her eyes. I am the girl who wants to be British instead of American. I am the girl who gets lazy sometimes. I am the girl who really makes you think. I am the girl loves when a bad day turning into a good night. I am the girl that craves attention. I am the girl who loves the smell of gasoline. I am the girl that loves. I am the girl that hates. I am the girl with passion. I am the girl that has the wings of a blackbird. I am the girl that just wants to be herself.
Let me describe the real estate that remains one year after the world ended: It is above all a silent place with no engines or voices or music.
he's got a decent voice,
he's got that crooked smile.
hold on you haven't heard the best yet.
he writes good storylines,
he's got those honest eyes.
so take him home for just nine ninety-five
he'll sing the songs you like,
he'll keep you warm at night.
sarah thank u so much for becoming a fan of w.a.e.f. : ) ! please spread the word about us if you can : ) keep listening in !!!!... how was your halloween!??? were u anything interesting : ) !??
although i may point out that my nose is all bright pink because i had a tissue glued to my nose until that point. hahahaha and like 800 tissues in my pockets.