Jay Double D (Bass, Christian, Lyricist, Moral Support)
Buck Naked (Drums, Nasch Finch Enthusiast, Scene Chick Heartbreaker)
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Molefi Noface (Rhythm guitar, Hybrid, Bringer Of Bread, Bridge To Culture)
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Zack aka "TRBG" (Greatest Pianist EVER!!!, The Randomness, The AWESOME!!! XD)
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EXTRA MEMBERS
Lloyd (gangsta tuba)
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Jim (acoustic rythm guitar, and general greatness)
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Influences
Musically:
All The Classics ya know? like, AC/DC, Black Sabbath (pre dio), Led Zeppelin, Queen, Eric Clapton, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Chuck Berry, Elvis Presely, Judas Priest, King Diamond, Metallica (pre black album), Hair Metal, Slayer, Muddy Waters, B.B. King, Memphis May fire, all the classical composers, Modern Life Is War, Fastest Kid In 5th Grade, Maylene And The Sons Of Disaster, Flight Of The Concords, Nerf Herder
Lyrically: PANDAS!!!! O.O...."Weird Al" Yankovic, Luke Ski, Flight Of The Conchords, Stephen Lynch, Bloodhound Gang, Psychostick, KFC, Ninjas, Boneless Buffalo Wings, Beaner fuckin', Belly Jelly Jelly Beans, Saw, Ninjas, David Allen Coe, Rodney Carrington, Samurais, Snoopy, Jim (Cause he's awesome :3), Chuck Norris, Evil,-the cat, 200+ pound fangirls (yummy!) getting banned from DeviantArt.....did I mention Ninjas? O_O;;;
Sounds Like
that certain time of the month when my girlfriend turns evil......
A Desolate Panda...alone and depraved in the Desert, a panda with mad (Slash, Toni Iommi, Angus Young, And Jimmy Page Combined) guitar shredding skillz and a shitty harmony guitar, passing thru a scarred battlefield where a lone cleric warrior with 4 arms and a crossbass, millions of enemies (Naturally panda enemies, you now like, Lesbians, midgets, Pirates, wiggers, Political Party's, etc) slowly surounding both of us, pulling out our guitars rocking it out, destroying them all with power chords and tasty solos, then a traveling shoe saleing drumming Chewbacca in a Panda costume came in and gave us heart-stopping Drum beat, which clenched it and brought them to their knees!!! now we must go on a journey.....a sacred journey to show our technigues of Awesome to the WORLD!!!!!.....along that journey, at a rest space where we purchased a few phoenix downs, for later on, we met up with a space Pirate Panda guitarist, who gladly joined our forces after passing the rigourous PMS Test....Bukkake!!!! then after joining our ranks, brought a new flavor to the group, and gave us 7000 more EXP now it we could get our AWE points up more.....then We met with another traveling set of warriors known as Final Front, which we're currentl;y working with them to create the most mind blowing attack EVER!!!!
O.O;........wtf?.....was.....that shit? OUR LEGEND!!!!! it gets better :3.....
The Real Story:
Recently formed after the breakup of Lumbertons only real band three member had a few riffs they wanted to get out to the people not only some funny lyrics so they formed Panda Missionary Squad its a accident our initials is PMS but we love it. We want to take all our different influences from blues and southern rock to punk and metal and create a sound thats completely ours so yeah. We want to put out our first ep soon and give it away for free but yeah we want to do a split with some bands so if you got a really DIY band with self recorded stuff and you might be interested get in touch we are'nt stuck up cause we are'nt like trying go pro or get signed or anything like that so we'll be friends with any band thats cool enough to talk to us plus we not that good so yeah hope you like us.....more to come as our legend is retold thru the centurys O.O
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Hey guys, i listened to ur stuff & it's pretty cool, the lyrics are pretty well written. my only critisim is to tune up alittle more, work on singing actual pitches, less squeaks on the guitars, & keep a steady rythum for the whole song. But other than that the suff is cool & very creative. You guys will make it far :)
man you guys are lucky you dont have to do anything i hate havin jobs to do i'm one of those lazy ppl who like to get by in life and thank you laziness dude i got the highest score on our pre cal test thx to me bein lazy XD i didnt change my calculator thing when she told us to and when we took the test the calculator was already set in to the functions i wanted it to be in and i passed yay laziness ^_^ well have fun tomorrow have fun for me too sucks brawl is cancelled but now no one can go ^_^
showin some PMS spirit HERE WE GUYS WE ROCK!!!! man i wish i can come over and record some songs tomorrow but nooo i have to stay and help my dad around the farm XP lookin forward ta tuesday though PMS and MBP rockin out loud to the dead teh geo ^_^ oh hey alex/brandon whichever sees this first add my friend liz plz ^_^ her headname w/e is pippy and a heart thing
"it appears the jew's mind has been divided into 2 chambers, one looks like that of a little boy's. A very untidy little boy. If he were back in my homeland of egypt, he would be stoned to death for his insolence" Yep Ive been watching yu-gi-oh abridge. Its hystericas
