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Pnårp
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Pnårp! Pnårp! Pnårp!
Male
39 years old
Podunk
Afghanistan
Last Login: 10/14/2008
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Mood:
fermented
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Pnårp's Interests
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| General | Spinning websites, questing for Englebee Troobles. | | Music | The music the screaming stars make when they scream at me. | | Movies | Anything about my nose, anything about Englebee Troobles exploding across your buttocks, anything about the number pi, and anything with Alyssa Milano or Jennifer Love Hewitt barefoot. | | Television | I hide behind my television daily, when the mailman comes, especially when he’s wearing a briefcase on his head. I never watch it—that’s how the black-suited crazy men get into your head and stuff your nostrils full of radio transmitters! | | Books | The Englebee Trooble Hunting Manual, The Care and Feeding of Lawn Gnomes, Lawn Gnome Exterminator’s Handbook | | Heroes | Alyssa Milano, her feet, the Spice Girls, their feet, Jennifer Love Hewitt, her feet, Britney Spears, her feet, Jack-Off Jill, Samuel Dreckers, poor Mr. Wilson, Ravna Olegg-Thorssondóttir, Loquisha, Mr. Ollanthorpe von Sträsmussenbörg, Countess-Prelate Regina Maria-Theresia Louisa Ilsa Ollanthorpe von Sträsmussenbörg, any and all lawn gnome exterminators. |
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Pnårp's Details
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| Status: | Single | | Here for: | Friends | | Orientation: | Not Sure | | Body type: | 8' 7" / Some extra baggage | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Zodiac Sign: | Capricorn | | Smoke / Drink: | No / Yes | | Children: | Undecided | | Education: | Post grad | | Occupation: | Spinning websites, questing for Englebee Troobles | | Income: | $250,000 and Higher |
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Pnårp is hiding in a hole in the ground Posted at 2:04 AM Jan 25, 2008
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About me:
I write websites—pnarp.eprci.com is mine, all mine… all mine! It goes well with a bottle of cheese and some roasted spiders, and perhaps some screaming stars… and some lawn gnomes, too. Don’t forget the gnomes… you’ll be sorry if you do! Alyssa Milano not included, although Rory Calhoun might be if you ask nicely. Very nicely.
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Who I'd like to meet:
Alyssa Milano, the Spice Girls, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Britney Spears, Jack-Off Jill, and especially their feet.
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