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Pocket Full of Brandie
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Pocket Full of Brandie What is Gallagher’s first name? He is referred to as Gallagher.

Female
25 years old
Los Angeles, CALIFORNIA
United States



Last Login: 11/27/2009
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InfluencesBilly Connolly, Steve Martin, Conan O'Brien, Paul F Tompkins, Andy Kaufman, Jim Carrey, Big B
AlbumsSuck Dick Party - "SDP In Da House" Go to http://www.myspace.com/suckdickparty and listen to our song, Suck Dick Party!!

    Pocket Full of Brandie's Interests
GeneralSCATTING!! (nonsensical jazz music versus shitting on people... perv), reciting the filmography of Brendan Fraser, parking garage roofs, being barefoot, the Full House Holy Trinity, puns, Native Americans, tex-mex in general and Chevy's in specific, Kill/Marry/Fuck, making silly films, writing, stand up, improv, rock n roll, concerts, photography, playing french horn and trumpet, learning guitar, getting tickets and then never being able to go to tapings of Conan O'Brien, PHOTOSHOP, painting, grilled cheese, thrifting, fuzzy posters, Tyler Perry-ing, laughing, skanking, SOUTH OF THE BORDER and other various places of kitschy Americana, making fun of confederates, spur-of-the-moment photoshoots, 90's Orioles, harmless stalking, spontaneous dance parties, sailing, ALAN RICKMAN TRIBUTE VIDEOS, learning quirky ex presidential facts, daydreaming, laughing about black face, collecting Abe Lincoln periphanelia, dinosaurs, Elvis Presley, washed up celebrities, and blasting the theme song of the place i am driving through at full volume... and sideburns. I have a deep respect for good sideburns. Well, most facial hair in general. And Yakkety Sax.

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MusicReel Big Fish, Old Crow Medicine Show, Queen, Beck, Eagles of Death Metal, ANDREW W.K., Jenny Lewis, Feist, Suburban Legends, The Mountain Goats, The Beatles, The White Stripes, TOM JONES, Gogol Bordello, Less Than Jake, Sufjan Stevens, Man Man, Bob Dylan, World Inferno Friendship Society, Johnny Cash, Weird Al Yankovic, Fiona Apple, Spoon, The Matches, Joanna Newsom, and anything New Wave or Cawk Rawk... if I don't break a sweat dancing, I probably won't see you live. Unless you have schtick. Or you have a gimmick. I love gimmicks. I also love swing & really bad 90's music. Ska music makes me happy like nothing else can. And I am in l-o-v-e with Elvis Presley, at all ages, now and forever.
MoviesMy most influential films are: Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls, Child's Play 2 and Total Recall. This doesn't mean these are my favorite, but they've shaped me more than any other films have... sorry film school, I failed you.

Bubba Ho-Tep, Harold & Maude, Singin' In The Rain, Talladega Nights, Throw Momma From the Train, Anchorman, Zoolander, Wet Hot American Summer, LA Confidential, The Aristocrats, Toy Story, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Shawshank Redemption, Love Actually, Serenity, The Matador, Arlington Road, Lucky Number Slevin. Also love basically anything Wes Anderson has done. BEYOND THE VALLEY OF THE DOLLS!! DEMOLITION MAN!! THE FACULTY!! SLiTHER!! JURASSIC PARK!! INDEPENDENCE DAY!! ELMOPALOOZA!! Most 90's Baseball Movies. All Brendan Fraser movies. All of the Star Trek: TNG movies (somewhere inside is a huge sci-fi geek). Jim Carrey movies are my biggest influence. I love John Waters. And his mustache.
TelevisionThe Office, BATTLESTAR GALACTICA, Raines, HUMAN GIANT, The Winner, Arrested Development, Upright Citizens Brigade, Scrubs, Strangers With Candy, Stella, Conan O'Brien, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Firefly, Reno 911, Freaks & Geeks, The L Word, Dexter, Saturday Night Live (1975-2002), Seinfeld, FULL HOUSE , Andy Barker: PI. And I watch Star Trek: TNG whenever I can.
BooksMy eyes are bad from reading so much as a kid. I've probably read "The Great Gatsby" 30 times, if I ever kill John Lennon you'd find it in my pocket. I read every book I can get my hands on about Abe Lincoln, no joke. "Assassination Vacation". "High Fidelity". "The Watchers". "On The Road". "Wuthering Heights" "The Dubliners" My collection of short stories on Dead Elvis. "Lost in the Funhouse" by Bill Zehme. Bruce Campbell's "If Chins Could Kill - Confessions of a B Movie Actor". "Catch 22". "No Laughing Matter". I love the Saturday Night Live memoir book that came out in 2003, and anything written by Steve Martin, especially "Shop Girl". "The Daily Show Presents: America The Book". And "Nothing Sacred" by Lewis Black... he kissed me one time, haha. And I love books of Presidential Trivia.
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Mae Bessie Posey, my grandmother - I am the person that I am today because of this woman... she has taught me to love storytelling and I would not be half the person I am today without her influence in my life - she was my grandmother, my role model and one of my best friends.
Jim Carrey - the day I saw him fall out of a rhino's butt I knew I wanted to make pictures.
Andy Kaufman - he made a living in making himself laugh, regardless of who else thought he was funny.
Abraham Lincoln- little known fact: freed the slaves. Oh, was also a jokester and a teetotaller.
Groups: Jon Stewart for PresidentDrive WithoutUNITYDerek's StudentsDallas, RememberedPhilly Roller GirlsNYC Underground Comedy FestUFOFilm.org-Entertainment Industry United (Actors, Directors, Writers, Musicians, Artists, Producers, Investors, Agents, etc...)

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     Pocket Full of Brandie's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Millersville, MD
Body type:5' 6" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Pisces
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Children:I don't want kids
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Really Funny Person

   Pocket Full of Brandie's Schools
Drexel University
Philadelphia,Pennsylvania
Graduated: 2006
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Film & Video
Minor: Cinema Studies
 

2002 to 2006
Severna Park Sr High
Severna Park,Maryland
Graduated: 2002
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1998 to 2002

   Pocket Full of Brandie's Companies
Pillage & Plunder Productions
Philadelphia, PA, PA US
Owner/Director/Writer/Producer
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Founded 2004


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Hilarity at White Boy Comedy 4/16/09
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Brandie Posey at White Boy Comedy
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First try at stand up
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Hey There Fancy Pants
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The Grudge Wears Prada
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   Pocket Full of Brandie's Blurbs
About me:
I'm a writer/comedian who makes money working in production until I make millions with my wit and charm. In fact, I write about that very predicament over at Film Industry Bloggers. I live in LA now but I'll always be a Marylander at heart. I love biking, driving, exploring, dancing, people watching, drawing, reading, writing... whole lot of -ing's. I do not like drinking though, or smoking. I am a total teetotaller. But don't worry, I'm not pretentious about it. I live for wailing guitar solos and laughing my ass off.

I am also running the AIDS Marathon this year to raise money for... AIDS. Click here to donate! It's tax deductible and it's for a good cause... I think our country as a whole could use some good karma right about now, too.

I like owning used things. I am way too self-amused for my own good. Crazy things delight me. Crazy people are drawn to me more than to others. I'm probably the most un-ironic person I know. I legitimately love dinosaurs and presidents. I enjoy other people's awkward moments, a lot. I have a total crush on Neil Patrick Harris. I love Sci Fi more than you would think. Sometimes I can't tell if I am a 60 year old woman or a 12 year old boy. I really like it when people look or act like cartoons. I love my wig collection and ska music. And tacky t shirts. And belt buckles. I am a very classy lady. And a bit of a homebody. I haven't missed the opening day of a Jim Carrey movie since Ace Ventura 2. I'm hilarious too. Oh. And humble.

Who I'd like to meet:

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Goofy sideburns and a rapist wit. Also, Randy Quaid in Independence Day

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Darren Marlar

Darren Marlar



Nov 29 2009 6:33 AM

Hey, Pocket Full of Brandie - check out my comedy newsletter for December!

http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=113176767&blogId=520288224
KND Recordings

KND Recordings



Nov 21 2009 2:00 AM

MSS Record

MSS Record



Nov 17 2009 2:47 PM

Bonjour !

Si tu as aimé mes musiques de film trip-hop/electro-acoustiques, en voici 2 illustrées en vidéo par mes soins...
Tu pourras trouver les codes de ces vidéos sur mon myspace...
N'hésites pas à me dire ce que tu en penses,

Loic Le Breton






KING

KING
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Nov 14 2009 1:37 AM

HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND JOIN MY NEW SITE MIDUFINGA.COM
Timo Kaarkoski

Timo Kaarkoski



Nov 2 2009 2:06 AM

Cheers my friend. Just passing to wish you a great day. Sharing a cold one with your friends is some of the most fun you can have with you pants on !!! "Fear no beer" and always, Rock Hard... Timo kaarkoski - Temple of Sin
 

Rosabella - RAMS HEAD LIVE - Dec 5th

Rosabella - RAMS HEAD LIVE - Dec 5th



Oct 30 2009 1:41 AM

hey, thanks for being our friend!  whats goin on?

-Rosabella
HAIR NATION

HAIR NATION



Oct 27 2009 7:01 PM

Thanks for the add, Brandie.  Cheers~
The Body Parts

The Body Parts



Oct 27 2009 5:27 PM

now that we are "friends" i can invite you to listen to my new song "conditional love". i can also tell you that i think you are good. 
Dammit Anne.

Dammit Anne.



Oct 7 2009 4:51 PM

know what's funny? how no one uses myspace.
Lesha

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May 27 2009 6:30 PM

stoppin bye 2 say hi!!! Hey so r u eva cummin out to sactown??? i would like to c a show in person???
A Year In The Life! (formerly Jesus or a Gun)

A Year In The Life! (formerly Jesus or a Gun)



Apr 23 2009 7:49 AM

Thanks Brandie, you rock!
Raines!

Raines!



Apr 2 2009 10:34 PM

star trek
Ian

Ian



Apr 1 2009 5:27 AM

Ziasaurus Rex

Ziasaurus Rex



Mar 26 2009 3:43 PM

um. brett spiners top friends include Weird Al Yankovic and Leonardo DeCaprio. weird.
also, i want to see fancy photos of you going to see tom jones! im warning you now!
Jim Holland

Jim Holland



Mar 25 2009 3:44 AM

life's a joke

life's a joke



Mar 13 2009 6:07 AM

LAJhappybirthday
Steve Escobar

Steve Escobar



Mar 8 2009 5:04 PM

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Six-Gun Coyote

Six-Gun Coyote



Feb 22 2009 9:24 AM

Had an AWESOME time hanging with you and Mr.
Lincoln! Break a leg at your audition! I'm sending you positive vibes ))))))
Robin, "The" Mexican Robin Hood

Robin, "The" Mexican Robin Hood



Feb 18 2009 9:21 PM

CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm so happy for you!!!!!!!

The circle of life is complete; I will raise a tiny lion cub over my head in your honor.

Elton
Ian

Ian



Feb 15 2009 5:29 AM

So I went to GOP. com to pick out a card from a basket of sour grapes:


Seriously. That's a card.
Most of them went for stupid puns, but I love how this one just completely gives up any holiday pretense for a straightforward "fuck off" to the majority party. I imagine that this is basically how V-Day works in Congress.

Also, in lieu of flowers and chocolates, I give you the gift of songs that burrow into your brain and stay put until the day you die:

Robin, "The" Mexican Robin Hood

Robin, "The" Mexican Robin Hood



Feb 14 2009 10:40 AM

Tell-Tale Heart Valentine's are swell!

Enjoy Conan and bring a tether.
Six-Gun Coyote

Six-Gun Coyote



Feb 12 2009 5:42 AM

Hey, I just saw your post about the open mic night. Damn! I missed it!

As for the gunfight- Yep! I left him bleeding in the street. He was a bit faster than the others; he at least got his gun out of the holster. Hahahahaha

In fact, you're just in time. In fact, If you want, I can get you in on a classic old west gunfight (SERIOUSLY). We have a poker night coming up and there is sure to be gunplay. I'll send you the details.
Robin, "The" Mexican Robin Hood

Robin, "The" Mexican Robin Hood



Feb 9 2009 7:35 AM

Hey Brandie! Give me a call if you can hang this week. I'm going to try my darnest to see you on Wednesday.
Six-Gun Coyote

Six-Gun Coyote



Feb 9 2009 5:57 AM

Hey Brandie!
It was very nice to meet you last night! Thanks for the add, yada yada, and all that. I hope your run went well today. I've been cheering you on all day, you jut couldn't hear me.

-Kirk
Ziasaurus Rex

Ziasaurus Rex



Feb 1 2009 4:58 AM

HELLO BOYS....I'M BACCCCCCCCCCK
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