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Brad
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"They call me Mr. Fabulous..."
Male
46 years old
GAINESVILLE, FLORIDA
United States
Last Login:
6/28/2008
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Brad's Interests
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| General | My interests are varied and wide reaching. For instance, I enjoy steamed vegetables, but I do not enjoy Cleveland Steamers. And I enjoy being anal retentive, but I do not enjoy anal rape. I am an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, smothered in secret sauce. | | Music | Music is a big part of my life. As my friend CP once said, if music were a dick, I would suck it.
And I say that with a completely unblemished record of staunch heterosexuality. | | Movies | I remember a movie I made once with two underage cheerleaders and a goat. I can never return to Kentucky. | | Television | I have to pee. Hey, that reminds me of another movie I made... | | Books | I like the Bible. I don't read it, I just carry around a copy so people will think I am a better person than I actually am. I totally know I am going to heaven though because I once let a Catholic priest give me a rim job and he told me so. | | Heroes | You are my hero. No, you totally are. Yes, you! Don't shake your head like that at me, motherfucker. Okay, forget it. You are totally not my hero anymore. Geez! |
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Brad's Details
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| Status: | Married | | Here for: | Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Body type: | 6' 1" / More to love! | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Religion: | Agnostic | | Zodiac Sign: | Pisces | | Children: | I don't want kids |
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About me:
You sure you wanna know?
I am a pretty normal guy when the voices in my head are quiet. Once they start barking orders, well, let's just say that no hitchhiker is safe within a seven county radius. Hey, it's not as if I WANT to kill them. The case could be made that I just can't control myself. It's not as if I enjoy it. Frankly, it's a little more manual labor than I am used to, and I am running out of room in the crawlspace underneath my cellar stairs. Not to mention that the bags of lime get my clothes all powdery white.
If you want to check out my blog you can do so at Pointless-Drivel
But wear a cup.
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Who I'd like to meet:
At least one stranger on the street who doesn't ask me to drop trou and show them my genitalia. So what if I have three testicles? How else do think I produce such copious amounts of jism? Do they think I employ a special effects team?
That was a totally awesome use of the word "copious". Top that, biotches.
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