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Je Ne Sais Quoi
Mainstream / Stand-Up / Clean
The Official Unofficial MySpace Page for Patrick Janka

Male
30 years old
Orlando, FL
United States



Last Login: 7/9/2009
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   Je Ne Sais Quoi's Comedian Bio
BioPatrick Janka is subversive and irreverent and has a penchant for brevity. In other words, he loves to tell mildly offensive one-liners. His act moves swiftly through a wide spectrum of topics disallowing the show to grow stale or monotonous. Be advised to bring your thinking caps as his is a quick-witted and crafty style of humor.

Patrick started in comedy by hitting local open mics in Gainesville, Florida while attending the University of Florida. After receiving a Bachelors degree in Finance and a Masters degree in Information Technology he relocated to his childhood town of Orlando where he cultivated his stage presence and material. As the product of Polish parents he started with the disadvantage of being picked on through grade school, but he converted his abuse into his muse, as he uses it as a theme in his act. After winning over audiences the country over and winning top placings in the Carnival Comedy Challenge, Patrick entered the world of acting first in Orlando, and now in Los Angeles where he currently resides. In between projects he performs as often as his schedule permits, so catch a show!
Websitepolishcomedy.com
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    Je Ne Sais Quoi's Interests
GeneralAnimal Rights - PETA
Texas Hold 'Em Poker
Raquetball
Weightlifting
Music
Tomatito The Stray Cats
Sabicas The Cramps
Nino Ricardo Wes Montgomery
Dresden Dolls Stereolab
Tribal Tech Vital Information
Ayreon Dave Martone
Paco Pena Tim McGraw
Morbid Angel Skinny Puppy
Victor Wooten 311
Velvet Acid Christ Throbbing Gristle
Brad Paisley Buddy Merrill
My Dying Bride Prong
Allan Holdsworth Planet X
Joe Pass John Coltrane
Maynard Ferguson Arturo Sandoval
P.U.T.S. Chic
J.S. Bach Pagannini
Montgomery Gentry Isley Brothers
Tom Waits Weather Report
Steve Vai Necrophagist
Dizzy Gilespie The Smiths
A Tribe Called Quest Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
Paco Pena The Rockats
Movies
Rain Man Grandma's Boy
Across the Universe Blood Diamond
Sweeny Todd Saw
Wrongfully Accused Airplane
Hot Shots pt. Deux Loaded Weapon 1
Pee Wee's Big Adventure Dumb & Dumber
40 Year Old Virgin Anchorman
Casino Goodfellas
Kill Bill 1&2 The Producers
Rain Man Runaway Jury
The Green Mile American History X
A Time to Kill Fargo
American Beauty Good Advice
Television
Married...With Children Family Guy
3 Stooges Seinfeld
Futurama Mad TV
HeroesFlamenco.
Groups: King DiamondComedians of MySpaceRoad ComicsFlorida TalentThe Tim Jones Slacker Revolutionary Brigade

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     Je Ne Sais Quoi's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Orlando
Body type:5' 10" / Athletic
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Capricorn
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Children:Undecided
Education:Grad / professional school
Occupation:Actor & Musician

   Je Ne Sais Quoi's Schools
University Of Florida
Gainesville,Florida
Graduated: 2002
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Master's Degree
Major: Information Technology
Clubs: Association of Information Technology Professionals (AITP)
 

2001 to 2002
University Of Florida
Gainesville,Florida
Graduated: 2001
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Finance
Minor: Economics
Clubs: Agnostics/Atheists, Renaissance Music Ensemble
 

1997 to 2001

   Je Ne Sais Quoi's Companies
Avalon Music Center
Waterford Lakes, FL US
Guitar, Bass, Piano, and Drums Instructor

11/08 - Current


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About me:

Hi. My name is Patrick. I act. I play music. I do stand-up comedy. I think. I encourage others to think.

Check out my YouTube Page!

www.youtube.com/polishcomedy

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Jul 4 2009 6:24 PM

Hey all, Have a great 4th of July week-end! Cal
Adrian





Jul 2 2009 3:51 AM

Your comment on my blog = teh win.
YotangoR





Jun 28 2009 8:00 PM

Metal your head!!!

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Obeth Montellano





Jun 22 2009 9:47 AM

Hey focker, why don jew answer my calls puto!
Demon Angels





Jun 18 2009 9:29 PM

Hey there!!!
Thanks of heart for your friendship!!!
We hope you like our music....
We wish to you a good end of week and a great weekend to come!!!

Your friends

Demon Angels Rock!!!
Mark Slaughter





Jun 17 2009 5:22 AM

Thanks for your friendship and support! Hope all is rockin' in your world!

Have a blessed week,
Mark
El Virtuoso





Jun 14 2009 9:07 AM

How was your Kereoke experience? I hope didn't get attacked by the girlie boys!
Dru





Jun 12 2009 6:07 PM

totally! we're ridiculously good looking... :)
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Jun 11 2009 5:14 PM

All our CDs are on sale!! $7.50 each!! Get yours now before they go back to the regular price. In addition to the sale prices, we are still giving away (FREE) with every order, a Beneath the Fog Compilation CD. 70:00 of underground metal from all over the world.
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Jun 7 2009 6:07 AM

I'm gonna kill you for being too funny! Patricio cabron!
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Jun 5 2009 5:44 AM

 

Thank you for your support and for your friendship!


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Jun 2 2009 4:07 PM

Our first album "King of the Universe " is available on Brennus website!
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Enjoy yourself and get on with it !
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Jun 2 2009 3:05 PM

Thx 4 adding FAUST!


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Barry Ryan





Jun 2 2009 12:04 AM

Hey man,thnks for the kind words and welcome aboard.
Aaron Gilmartin





May 31 2009 4:28 PM

Thank you for writing! so nice to hear from and get to know you a little and I plan to be in florida in august if you have any ideas about playing songs there or flamenco.
Aaron Gilmartin





May 31 2009 1:50 PM

Great. good for you for going over those toques. i love playing flamenco. nicely i am off to play a 2 week residency playing flamenco every afternoon in Sweden in july. keep playing and stay in touch.
Melissa





May 31 2009 3:59 AM

You know what I haven't had in a while?
Aaron Gilmartin





May 26 2009 10:07 PM

Good to see the vids on youtube and you are a funny and talented guy. keep it up and when i get down to florida maybe i will see you there.

might you know any places that a songwriter with some chops is welcomed?

keep playin
Elijah





May 26 2009 11:33 PM

I just revamped InkedHUMANS.com completely so check it out and the tattooo patterns! Let me know what you think, my user name is Inked
Aaron Gilmartin





May 25 2009 5:46 PM

i love multi inst work. playing cajon in many styles, bass, guitar, voice, cavaquinho. There is alzapua and golpe passages on the 2 dvd vid. Both in the alegrias and a little in the soledad. The golpe stuff i decided to leave off the more beginner vid for diff sake. are you in ny? i am on tour in europe in june and july but maybe when i get back we could play some. do you write songs?



Just curious cuz after watching your instructional vid I noticed the stuff you had online focused on other pursuits. I don't play flamenco well enough to play it live. There's a great flamenco bar downtown that I hope someday to play in. I play every style under the sun, and I play a few instruments (drums, guitar, bass, piano, trumpet), but flamenco is the final frontier for me. I am curious as to why you didn't cover any alzapua or golpe in your video, which are pretty crucial elements to the art.
Aaron Gilmartin





May 25 2009 4:15 PM

Yep i play flamenco live. and the songs, on different gigs usually. did you have an idea or do you also play fl live. Nice instruments there on your page. the navarro, the tele.
Melissa





May 21 2009 8:17 AM

You're doing cutesters! :D
El Virtuoso





May 9 2009 11:04 AM

I miss doing drive by shootings yo! Let me know when you get ur mach 10! I have my AK ready for some action!
sundi





May 1 2009 9:44 PM

So, does that mean your standing anywhere locally?
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