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Patch's Interests
General
Beer, Cheese & Onion Crisps, Lady Doggies, Morris Dancing, Begging, Barking, Whining, posing for photos etc etc
Music
Black Pig Border Morris Pink Floyd Alice Cooper Led Zep
Movies
Lassie
Television
Dog food adverts
Books
Get away! the only books I get to see are the ones with hard dog sums in em. You know like one bone plus one bone equals? I dunno cos if I've et em then it's no bones but I always get em wrong.
Heroes
My Mum & Dad
Lassie Belka and Strelka Rin Tin Tin Ace The Wonder Dog K9 Nipper Goofy
About me: Woof woof woof woof woof,woof woof woof woof woof, woofity woof, growl growl growl, fleas, woof woof, whine whine, bootiful lady doggy, woof woof woofity woof etc etc etc.
My name is Patch and I have been with Black Pig since 2004. My hobbies include stealing, barking and whining , shagging soft toys, sniffing other dogs bottoms and chewing things up.
I have posed naked for playbitch and did the vocals on a track on the new Black Pig CD. I may be small but I'm as 'ard as nails and I'll have a go at anything on four legs, big doggies, small doggies, cats, tables, postmans legs (yer I know there's only two but I'm game for a larf) etc etc . I am also very cute when I need to be and very cunning .
I also like beer and cheese & onion crisps. Go on, feed the poor starving doggie, you know you want to. Doggy beer and food donations can be made via the Black Pig contact pages on www.blackpigborder.co.uk where you may give generously to our treasurer for my upkeep. Thank you so much.. You may leave me fan mail via their Guestbook.
NEW NEW NEW ... YOURS TRULY SINGIN' ABOUT THE WEATHER CHECK IT OUT AT www.blackpig.org.uk/pooch/pooch.htm What A Guy !
Who I'd like to meet: Some nice lady doggies for friendship fun and frolics (shagging)and some cats who want chasing as the ones I live with are too idle to run away and all I get is a swat on the nose end for my troubles.
I'd also like to meet Scooby Doo and kick him up the wotnots and say to him, learn to talk properly you stupid Mangy Mutt, how can children of today learn when all you do is waffle on a load of GARBAGE!
Hi Patch! How's it going? Thanx for accepting my request! Come check out the songs from my brand new EP on my page! I'd really appreciate your opinion of them:) Cheers Itamar
Bumbles replies-Arf arf, I prefer the chase, my Mum helps me but she won't let me keep 'em in the house for later probably 'cos my Dad is scared, he doesn't enter a room if there's a mouse-even a dead one arf arf arf
Hi Patch, how is the winter practise season coming along? My humans are as shambolic as ever, but they're trying, bless 'em. Steve has been made deputy squire, so I guess that makes me deputy's dog? They've actually given me the post of security chief, which I'm quite chuffed about. Apparently they're going to have a myspace page, so I'll tell them to add you. Dr.C xx
No doubt...you are one handsome dog. Sorry about the confusion on exactly what kind of dog you are... Hope you are having a fun day. How's the boredom level? Anything exciting happening in your world?
Hey Patch...thanks for the add. I wanted you in my friends column cuz I think you are way cool. Sorry to hear that you are bored. Is your neighborhood low on squirrels? What gives? If I were there, I would come and play with you.
Hey Patch, I spent the weekend with a bunch of rootin' tootin' shootin' cowboys! Altogether now..... I bit the Sherrif.... but I did not bite the deputy...
Hey Patch, do your Morris Dancers do dance outs at pubs where no dogs are allowed? I had to stay in the van last night...... anyway served them right cos there was Kareoke, so they didn't get to do a music session....
