Patch
"Patch The Wonderdoggy"

Male
22 years old
East
United Kingdom



Last Login:6/30/2008
Mood: excited Mood Image
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   Contacting Patch

 MySpace URL: 
  http://www.myspace.com/poochydog  

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    Patch's Interests
GeneralBeer, Cheese & Onion Crisps, Lady Doggies, Morris Dancing, Begging, Barking, Whining, posing for photos etc etc
MusicBlack Pig Border Morris
Pink Floyd
Alice Cooper
Led Zep
MoviesLassie
TelevisionDog food adverts
BooksGet away! the only books I get to see are the ones with hard dog sums in em. You know like one bone plus one bone equals? I dunno cos if I've et em then it's no bones but I always get em wrong.
HeroesMy Mum & Dad
Lassie
Belka and Strelka
Rin Tin Tin
Ace The Wonder Dog
K9
Nipper
Goofy

     Patch's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Dating, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Body type:Athletic
Zodiac Sign:Cancer
Children:Someday
Education:Post grad
Occupation:Spiv
Income:$250,000 and Higher



Patch is excited because he's killed his very first rat

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   Patch's Blurbs
About me:
Woof woof woof woof woof,woof woof woof woof woof, woofity woof, growl growl growl, fleas, woof woof, whine whine, bootiful lady doggy, woof woof woofity woof etc etc etc. My name is Patch and I have been with Black Pig since 2004. My hobbies include stealing, barking and whining , shagging soft toys, sniffing other dogs bottoms and chewing things up. I have posed naked for playbitch and did the vocals on a track on the new Black Pig CD. I may be small but I'm as 'ard as nails and I'll have a go at anything on four legs, big doggies, small doggies, cats, tables, postmans legs (yer I know there's only two but I'm game for a larf) etc etc . I am also very cute when I need to be and very cunning . I also like beer and cheese & onion crisps. Go on, feed the poor starving doggie, you know you want to. Doggy beer and food donations can be made via the Black Pig contact pages on www.blackpigborder.co.uk where you may give generously to our treasurer for my upkeep. Thank you so much.. You may leave me fan mail via their Guestbook.
NEW NEW NEW ... YOURS TRULY SINGIN' ABOUT THE WEATHER
CHECK IT OUT AT www.blackpig.org.uk/pooch/pooch.htm
What A Guy !
Who I'd like to meet:
Some nice lady doggies for friendship fun and frolics (shagging)and some cats who want chasing as the ones I live with are too idle to run away and all I get is a swat on the nose end for my troubles.

I'd also like to meet Scooby Doo and kick him up the wotnots and say to him, learn to talk properly you stupid Mangy Mutt, how can children of today learn when all you do is waffle on a load of GARBAGE!


How I made my profile:
I used Dave & Jay's amazing myspace profile editor.



   Patch's Friend Space (Top 34)
Patch has 63 friends.
 Dr. Chi-vel 


 Puck 


 Harold the duck 


 Rekah Rooster 


 Spike, Coco & pups 


 The Anti-Spike 


 albert 


 Frederick "from the 707" 


 Fawn 


 Maximus 


 Sheep 


 Penney Girl 


 johnny2poos 


 Akee 


 Righteous Callie 


 shadow 


 Gnaughty 


 Sock Monkey 


 Mungo Jerry 


 Psycho Bitch 


 Black Pig Border Morris 


 Squire 


 Shimmy Armageddon & TDS 


 the Fabulous Fezheads 


 Scarlett O'Hara 


 DEBI 


 Chris 


 Cat 


 AnotherGreen 


 The Springer Sisters 


 Kits Coty Morris 


 Rumpel/Fool 


 Carole 


 Emma 





Patch's Friends Comments
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shadow





Jun 27 2008 6:47 AM

Hey Patch :)

breed
see more dog pictures
ITAMAR





May 18 2008 9:00 AM

Hi Patch! How's it going?
Thanx for accepting my request!
Come check out the songs from my brand new EP on my page!
I'd really appreciate your opinion of them:)
Cheers
Itamar
JW





May 17 2008 4:40 AM

Bumbles replies-Arf arf, I prefer the chase, my Mum helps me but she won't let me keep 'em in the house for later probably 'cos my Dad is scared, he doesn't enter a room if there's a mouse-even a dead one arf arf arf
JW





May 12 2008 9:49 AM

Bumbles says, welcome to the RAT pack, did your mum get it away from you like mine does?
Dr. Chi-vel





Apr 6 2008 9:46 AM

Hey Patch, my humans are going to be dancing at a cream tea festival. I bet they don't even bring me a scone back....typical.
Bearsac





Feb 23 2008 6:08 AM

You are welcome Patch x x x
Carole





Dec 28 2007 12:45 AM

Patch, are you as naughty as my dog? Over Christmas he has

licked the pudding

pushed all his toys under the sofa

set fire to his tail

Carole





Dec 24 2007 5:18 AM

Photobucket
Dr. Chi-vel





Nov 2 2007 4:18 AM

Hi Patch, how is the winter practise season coming along? My humans are as shambolic as ever, but they're trying, bless 'em.
Steve has been made deputy squire, so I guess that makes me deputy's dog? They've actually given me the post of security chief, which I'm quite chuffed about. Apparently they're going to have a myspace page, so I'll tell them to add you.
Dr.C xx
Magickmel





Nov 1 2007 3:18 PM

Hey Patch, thanks for the add ! Will bring my ratter along sometime and introduce you. He is quite a handsome dude too ! Anyway
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DEBI





Oct 16 2007 3:43 AM

LOOK ERE.... THE BETSEST PATCH CHASING TOOL IN TOWN!!
!
Claire





Oct 11 2007 1:26 PM

No doubt...you are one handsome dog. Sorry about the confusion on exactly what kind of dog you are... Hope you are having a fun day. How's the boredom level? Anything exciting happening in your world?
Dr. Chi-vel





Oct 10 2007 10:31 AM

Hi Patch, I've been locked in a room with a mad woman and a concertina for the last few weeks! But I'm getting over it....
Claire





Oct 9 2007 2:01 PM

It's my pleasure having you in my friend's column. You are a beagle aren't you?
Claire





Oct 8 2007 4:47 PM

Hey Patch...thanks for the add. I wanted you in my friends column cuz I think you are way cool. Sorry to hear that you are bored. Is your neighborhood low on squirrels? What gives? If I were there, I would come and play with you.
shadow





Sep 21 2007 6:23 PM

Nick The Greek (NTG)





Sep 19 2007 5:31 PM

Thanks for the ad Patch. Hope you had a bit too eat after the busy weekend, also as Daisy had eaten your food. See you soon.
Sheep





Sep 6 2007 3:18 PM

Baaaaaaaa Baaaaaaa
Lucky Pup





Sep 1 2007 9:27 AM

Cool glasses Patch! Thanks for being my friend. Theo.xx www.luckypup.co.uk
shadow





Aug 26 2007 8:58 AM

Penney Girl





Aug 20 2007 7:53 AM


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shadow





Aug 12 2007 12:17 PM

Hi Patch :] I've missed you!!! WOOF
Sock Monkey





Aug 10 2007 3:30 PM

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Fawn





Aug 7 2007 2:20 PM

much love dog!
Dr. Chi-vel





Jul 30 2007 3:26 AM

Hey Patch, I spent the weekend with a bunch of rootin' tootin' shootin' cowboys! Altogether now..... I bit the Sherrif.... but I did not bite the deputy...
Spike, Coco & pups





Jul 23 2007 11:31 AM

Great to meet u, Patch...I love your glasses. Do you wear them all the time or just on special occasions?
Dr. Chi-vel





Jul 19 2007 3:13 AM

Hey Patch, do your Morris Dancers do dance outs at pubs where no dogs are allowed? I had to stay in the van last night...... anyway served them right cos there was Kareoke, so they didn't get to do a music session....
Puck





Jul 4 2007 11:25 AM