Barack Lobster
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Party Torpedo One time I saw a ghost...

Male
66 years old
Des Moines, Iowa
United States



Last Login: 12/5/2009
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GeneralThe Internets
MusicHearseberry Taco
MoviesI like crappy action movies. I also like anything artsy and gay. Old horror movies really hit the spot sometimes. Some new horror is good, but most of it sucks.
Television
BooksGo read Breakfast of Champions and have a report ready for me by Monday.
HeroesChuck Norris, Mr. T, the villain from Tron, Vince Lombardi, Amerigo Vespucci, Lapu Lapu, Tom Arnold, Frankenstein, Frank Zappa, Leeroy Jenkins, Oscar the Grouch, Franklin Delano Roosevelt, Tom Arnold, Sir Francis Drake, Count Chocula, Buckethead, Moondog, Van Morrison, Horatio Alger, Fidel Castro, Tom Arnold, Huckapoo, Conan O'Brien, Scooby Doo, Tim Alexander, Tito Jackson, Pony Boy Curtis, Vincent Price, Tom Arnold, Wu Tang Clan, Vladimir Putin, Megaman, Joe Dimaggio, Steve Martin, Ferdinand Magellan, Godzilla, Quick Draw McGraw, Steve Garvey, Tom Arnold, Bill Clinton, Mayong Mistmoore, Bob Dylan, The Tin Man, Bill S. Preston, Ted Theodore Logan, Tom Arnold, Chesty Larue, Mario & Luigi Mario, The Goonies, Fishwife Flannigan, Sam the Sham and The Pharaohs, Bela Lugosi, Dick Trickle, Robin Hood, Wesley Willis, Tom Arnold, Travis Dickerson, Terri Kemna, Eskimo Joe, GARY BUSEY, Lee Harvey Oswald, Ronald McDonald, Cito Gaston, Tom Arnold, Joe Louis, John the Baptist, Ed Wood, Jello Biafra, Brian Carroll, Santa Clause, Lou Reed, Lay Down Sally, Joseph McCarthy, Mookie Blaylock, Napolean Bonaparte, Curtis Mayfield, Nikola Tesla, Bob Newhart, Dirty Harry, VINCENT PRICE and Tom Arnold.
Groups: The Mighty Altoidian Cheese Worshipping CultGo Pokemon! GO! GO! GO!WU-TANG CLANSherman HillSherman Hill Residents

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     Barack Lobster's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Neosho, MO
Body type:6' 0" / Some extra baggage
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Aquarius
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Education:Some college
Occupation:Regulator
Income:$250,000 and Higher



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About me:
If you're a woman, alcoholic, bald, a pirate, and a nerd you should talk to me...we'll get along.

Who I'd like to meet:
the mafia and bald girls.

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Admiral Spaceship

Sarah Amberson



Jul 14 2009 6:20 PM

Robot celebrities invaded my dad's rental properties. I fed them babies and clogged up their arteries. Those assholes won't be coming back anymore.


Happy three years.
☆SYD☆

Sydney Whalen



Jun 12 2009 7:11 AM

Can't it be both?
elitist jerk

Travis Wilson



Jun 10 2009 3:58 AM

Nope, just my hairy ass leg.
elitist jerk

Travis Wilson



Jun 10 2009 3:58 AM

Nope, just my hairy ass leg.
☆SYD☆

Sydney Whalen



Jun 11 2009 8:34 AM

barack lobster?
lmfao duuuuuuuude
☆SYD☆

Sydney Whalen



Jun 11 2009 8:34 AM

barack lobster?
lmfao duuuuuuuude
Lori

Lori



May 26 2009 5:45 PM

It was good to see you guys this weekend!
Midnite Mausoleum™

Midnite Mausoleum™



Apr 2 2009 8:05 PM

Hello there... THANKS for being a friend!!



Oh we are coming all right!



First Web episode on April 3rd... be sure to stop by

Lisa

Lisa



Mar 23 2009 8:40 AM

Oh god! Are you TJ? You were far and away the person I had the most respect for in Neosho High School. Not that that means much considering the group at Neosho High School, but the statement still stands.
How've you been?
Brandi

Brandi Zorn



Feb 12 2009 2:20 AM

HAPPY BIRFDAY! *imagine the sparkly shit surrounding this comment, because I'm to lazy to do the html shit* HaPpY BiRfDay!
Admiral Spaceship

Sarah Amberson



Jan 6 2009 8:21 PM

Huckapoo it's about me 'n you
Jordan

Jordan Houk



Dec 16 2008 5:27 PM

Dude are you going home for x-mas? Where you now?
*Angie*

Angie Williams



Dec 12 2008 5:59 AM

Hey thanks!!! I try ya know! It's hard to be a "babe" LOL, I miss you dude, i moved back to dsm, but I don't have a job. Call me sometime though, maybe we can go grab a beer and catch up.
Hawaii 5 Joe

Big JS



Dec 3 2008 9:41 AM

Totino's frozen pizza rules....
Christ Y

Christ Y



Oct 31 2008 4:26 PM

Happy Halloween!
Enormous Thesaurus

Enormous Thesaurus



Oct 23 2008 5:17 AM

Yay now we can be pals!
Lori

Lori



Oct 13 2008 5:41 AM

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On the New Job!
::Princess Linzor::

::Princess Linzor::



Sep 30 2008 4:01 PM

I effin miss you.
Lori

Lori



Sep 22 2008 1:08 PM

Happy First Day of Fall. Hope your all the way recovered. I almost miss you....

Oh Well, Okay

Joshua Dye



Sep 6 2008 6:25 AM

TJ!! what is good i dont know if you remember me but im josh to the mutherfuckn dye,uh sorry...anways intereted in what youve been up to. take it easy, Josh p.s i know random p.s.s. chicken sandwhich p.s.s.s.
damnit
da da da deena

da da da deena



Jul 17 2008 7:34 PM

why hello mr.
TJ:) how has life been treating you?
Rin

Rin



Jul 16 2008 4:36 PM

hey long time...hows it going?
Admiral Spaceship

Sarah Amberson



Jun 17 2008 10:32 PM



Pony-Dalton. Tore out a man's throat in Memphis.
With his HOOVE
*Angie*

Angie Williams



Feb 13 2008 1:03 AM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TJ!
Rin

Rin



Feb 12 2008 10:13 PM

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