COWPOKE PETE - washtub bass/jug/giant
JUMBOTRON - bass/vocals/crime fighter
POOP HOUSE - lead vocals/rythm guitar/retard
THE PROFESSOR - lead guitar/more lead guitar/sex machine
STOMP WINCHESTER III - drums/yelling/republican
Influences
JR Cash / Hank Sr. / Hank Jr. / Hank III / Bell-Biv-Devoe / Winger / Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch / Johnny Mathis / Billy Ray Cyrus / New Edition / Dolly Parton / Kraftwerk / that hillbilly banjo playin' kid from Deliverance / Salt N' Peppa / CW McCall / Barry Manilow /
AC/DC / Amy Grant / J5 / Buck Owens / Toto / Metallica
Once upon a time, in central Ohio, amidst the Saturns and vanilla Frostys,
there was a jug band. Not just any old run-of-the-mill jug band mind you. These
boys had the longest beards, the hillbilliest songs, and rarely even played the jug.
They were of course, The Poop House Jug Band.
Breaking the shackles of the traditional jug band genre, the Poop House boys
spent years developing their unique sound. At times pure hillbilly jug band, at
other times hillbilly country band, at still other times hillbilly junk rock band,
always a common thread can be found... That’s right, luxurious facial hair.
A literal mountain of a man, Cowpoke Pete is arguably the best washtub
twanger this side of the Olentangy. Dark and mysterious, Jumbo has been
known to strum, bow or pluck all sorts of stringed things. Perhaps the most
respected mildly retarded hillbilly in Franklin County, Poop House “sings” and
“strums” the “guitar”. Light and not very mysterious at all, The Professor is a
genius of the guitar and also an above average clapper. Which brings us to the
Incredible Hulk of the band (you know, shirtless, an affinity for purple pants),
Stomp Winchester III bangs on things.
This year our boys, over a few late summer afternoons and a few cases of
Faygo grape soda, holed themselves up in the basement of Poop House’s home,
which has affectionately been dubbed “Old Squatty”, and set to the task of
capturing to tape the majestic glory of this ground breaking jug-rock sound of
theirs. Thusly, The Old Squatty Sessions were birthed into a virtually uncaring
world.
The instuments were set up. The room was miked. The songs were played.
The tape rolled. Everything was recorded live with little post-recording mumbo-
jumbo. Yes, those are live fade-outs. Yes, someone is playing the bannister. Yes,
there is a song touting the cleanliness of buttholes sung in the round. Believe it.
Now you, gentle listener, have the enviable honor of owning a pair of ears
that are among the first to hear the results of these ground breaking sessions.
So, grab a PB & J sandwich, a can of grape pop, kick your feet up and wrap those
ears of yours around the hit of the summer: The Poop House Jug Band’s
OLD SQUATTY SESSIONS!
I love your sound guys! Cant get 1998 Pork Queen song out of my head! Thanks for adding us as your new friend! Stop in sometime give us a listen and say hello. Your new friends Christine, Grace, Andy & Bree
Poop- where have you gone? I have tried calling you- and i know that you are not working at solar anymore cause i tried calling you there too... you forget about 3mily? haha- jk. Miss ya- and miss the Poop thursdays, and miss the random times where random inspiration kicks in for a song- or t-shirt idea. haha hope all is well!
Poop- where have you gone? I have tried calling you- and i know that you are not working at solar anymore cause i tried calling you there too... you forget about 3mily? haha- jk. Miss ya- and miss the Poop thursdays, and miss the random times where random inspiration kicks in for a song- or t-shirt idea. haha hope all is well!
Hey dick,, why don't you call anymore, it would be nice if my husband would be able to play his drums somewhere besides our garage, which is colder than Hillary Clinton's vagina. Can you line something up for the weekend of March 22, it's my birthday and I want everyone there including The Fonz! Have a great day!!!!
Hi Poop House. You need to grab your lady and come visit us down in the Louie! And when are you going to send me those damn photos from the VM?! Hope you're doing well and we can see ya soon!
I just sent you a drink with 
