i hate cats. when i see it, its dead. no questions asked. you have a choice for the killing. i will eat it once it is cooked to medium well. thats enough.
You've inspired me to start a new Myspace group for my friend's cats. It will be a place, no. It will be a happy place for all the cats to meet.
PooPoo (can I call you that??), You're gonna luv it! You can frolic around and take a shit wherever you like. Hey you can even ass lick the other kitty's... I mean you are an ass lick'n cat right? ev'z.
Anyway I hope one day to meet you. I'll even bring a ball of string so you can spindle things and be mischevious.
Do you enjoy mischief? Most other cats around here usually do. Unless their master beats them dead. Hopefully your master doesn't smack you dead. That would be bad. Like if you're hangin' around all night waiting to be fed only to find that your master forgot to fill your bowl... so in a hungry panic you decide that it's okay to nibble the cool looking cables laying around... Do you think this action to prevent cat starvation would ultimately lead to a SMACKDOWN from your good ol' master? I mean you were starving...
I'll keep you posted as to when I form my cat circle of trust. That way you'll see how many of you there are and you can all ban together and plan a master takeover! It'll be great! Maybe you'll be voted Ring Leader! That would be coolio-n-da-house!
Well I gotta go right now so I guess I'll Catchu later!
