Albi, The Racist Dragon

Hey Lady!  I haven't been entertained by any of your delightfully off-center-yet-insightful blogs or comments in months!  I miss them.. Hope all is well, or ok at least

WHATS UP...

Well schnoogums, beautiful is sort of a stretch for me, but the Mrs.?  Absolutely.  Inside AND out.  I'll go with "incredibly handsome well hung slick talkin' pussy lovin' hedonist heathen bastard"....or somethin' like that. 

Not many do have this.  Rare as hell nowadays to be with someone for 20 years, specially 20 years and I still have to catch my breath when I look at her.  Often.  Her looking at me?  Prob not so much, yk yk yk.  Nah, I know, I'm lucky as hell to be with my best friend and best gal, we've done a lot and had a lot of fun, and of course the tough times too.  Life wouldn't be life without 'em.  Fortunately we both understand that we have somethin' special, had a great 20th anniversary that night and got to dance slow on the cruise and whisper in each other's ear that very thing.  Very very cool, very very lucky, very very happy.  I figger I got her trained purty good, be a shame to have to break in anuther'n.  Women kick and buck too much when they're bein trained.  I'll shut up now before you reach through the screen and bitch slap me.

WSR
XO


 

Whaaaa???  Michael DIED?!?!  I'm right there with ya mama....rough month indeed.  Kevin kidnapped Helena for most of June...had to take him to court and got her back on July 2.  We didn't have a temporary order so the fuzz couldn't do anything.  Ain't that some shit?!?!  ANNND the judge said NOTHING about him keeping her for 3 weeks without letting her go back to her mother!!  Looong story...maybe I'll email ya about it so all these skeevy myspacers don't know anymore of my biz!!  You should email me some details too....we need to catch up.  Hope you n' the Blue are doing ok.  I've been thinkin' about ya but I've had my hands full with PPO's and all sorts of lovely legal smegal stuff!  Love ya deary!

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You will not die alone! You have meee! Come up here and live with me - it ain't so bad now...sun is out and stuff. You can raise the kids while I bring home the bacon. I will even wear a strap-on and you can call me daddy. In all serious...don't be scerrrd, it will be just fine my dear. I'm scerrrd too of all this divorce mumbo jumbo...wanna pee our pants together? You know I love you and I'm here for you as always. Let me know if you need anything. Keep ya head up.

I think all lawyers just screw everyone as part of the deal. I don't know, my lawyer kinda seems decent but that's probably a mask. He'll take it off right before he bends me over and rapes me. Raw dog, no lube or reach around. He's kind of moley. Do you know if moles ever grow on penissesss? I don't really want to be raped by a moley penis.

I thought the same thing...but then I asked her what the lumps were. One is the tail and the other is "dose tings" re: balls. He has a docked tail.

I will submit your request for approval. I'm sure I will cave.

Your friend is a whore.

Wait...can I come with you to Phoenix?? I mean your friend is cool.

So, once you get past the stank it was good eats? I work in GR's version of Chinatown....I might just have to grab one to try. I'll crack it open at Denzel's crib so's not to ruin the aroma of mi casa.

I'm pretending to work. It's not fun. I feel like I'm stuck in reruns of The Office. Although, that sounds a lot more fun than the reality of it.