When a man goes on a date, he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows.~ Frederike Ryder
The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to get dressed up for it. ~ Truman Capote
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.
anything by Aerosmith, Eric Clapton, Def Leppard, Beyonce, Shakira,Don Omar, Winsin y Yandel, Enrique Iglesis, Willie Nelson, Johnny Cash, Cheap trick,
Movies
Strange Wilderness, SuperBad, Nightmare On Elmstreet,Fast Times At ridgemont High, Borat,Wanted, Animal House, Clueless, Pretty Woman, the list goes on and on.:) >
Television
The Carlos Mencia show, The Sarah Silverman Show, All My Children, MAD TV, Dave Chappel,The Fresh Prince, Chelsea Handler,Operation Repo,Beverly Hills90210 The Original series,
Books
Are you there Vodka? It's Me Chelsea. My Horizontal Life. autobiographies.........
I was concieved in the beautiful central american country of Honduras. How I got so lUcky to end up in *aMaZing* NWA, well,you tell me.I am not too fond of crazy people. Sleeping is one of my FAvoritE hobbies. I told davE he's old but all i got in response was a "Shut the fuck up Merci!" :) See how much I am loved?? Chelsea Handler is my Godmother, (well not really but I like to think so). I am a huge fan of her work,I love the woman! Perez Hilton is my idol, I love him so much!He's striaght up with people, funny as hell,and he never fails to entertain.
Merci
Who I'd like to meet: No! I will not date you, go meet you, nor give you my number. So please sir, just don't bother. If you so dearly want to talk with me, send me a message, that would be nice.
its fine take care i hope u find the nig u alwayz wanted and i know i couldn't of been him as soon as we talked along time ago......but like if i kept talking about u touching guys and u gettin around over and over wouldn't u feel like shit or feel like i see u as a nasty as girl? u never showed that u was playing i didn't know
i think it is but im not gonna be mean or anything... u alwayz say i flirt im messing with all these fat girls grabin ass and lieing to them really? idk whats wrong with u woman
don't freak out i was just saying what gives them the right then u said the police have to act like this and that witch wasn't exactly what i was saying
oh snap i like watchin cops but i hate how they think they get the right to force ppl to do shit just because they did a phsical opstical course and passed shit i can do it better then most but im not bein a dick.....u know u like tlaking with my face cuz u love me and i love u too
I was concieved in the beautiful central american country of Honduras. How I got so lUcky to end up in *aMaZing* NWA, well,you tell me.I am not too fond of crazy people. Sleeping is one of my FAvoritE hobbies. I told davE he's old but all i got in response was a "Shut the fuck up Merci!" :) See how much I am loved?? Chelsea Handler is my Godmother, (well not really but I like to think so). I am a huge fan of her work,I love the woman! Perez Hilton is my idol, I love him so much!He's striaght up with people, funny as hell,and he never fails to entertain.
Merci
