my name is chris im a skimboarding pirate with athoritative issues who pisses excelence and loves chocolate pancakes. never trust mexican bottle rockets or weed thiers normally sumthin else in them. im moving to southern cali soon because the skims better and thats what i do all day. i snowboard bomb hills skatin and surf when the skim sucks. i love the beach its where i nomrally am thank god for boardshort weather year round. i have a dislike for sluts wetsuits and drunken stupidity. im a jackass and i like to make people laugh. life sucks so find any excuse you can to be happy.
AIM = PYRO5096
CHRIS! how've you been you crazy kook!? long time no talk ey? hope all is well with you...by the look of you default pic i'll say things are alright ahahaha any who talk soon! did you end up coming down?? I've been so busy!
you have more whores attached to this profile than i would have given you credit for. Speaking of whores - i'm so gonna fuck your sister just for the story. Oh and these pictures were jogging my shit for sure - we may have to roll back to Salsi - not too sure the durnago will be alive anymore for it though.
