The sound of migrating molluscs; new age artists; toilet pumps; plunging; Bing Crosby; ants; Kylie Minogue; the sound of skull hitting bitumen after teenagers who watch the new McDonalds ad featuring Parkour, attempt to do Parkour; leather upon willow; the sounds of tennis; sighs of resignation; abdominal cramps; Hinder; bodily noises made by Madonna, especially elbow farts; Westpac internal training intranet WAV files; my toe going into your mouth reluctantly; Ricky Gervais' laugh; antique auctions; finely tuned manifolds; Megadeth.