Horror movies (especially classic horror), sci-fi, Westerns, Star Trek, The Hardy Boys, Stephen King, John Steinbeck, L. Frank Baum, The Beatles, progressive rock, kitty cats
Music
MY FAVORITE MUSICAL ARTISTS OF ALL TIME
The Beatles, progressive rock (Yes, early Genesis, Nektar, Pink Floyd, U.K., Moody Blues, Van Der Graaf Generator) -- classic rock -- 80s New Wave and technopop -- Ryuichi Sakamoto -- classical (especially Beethoven) -- movie scores
Movies
MY TOP 100 FAVORITE FILMS OF ALL TIME
Horror (classic and contemporary, but especially the old stuff); Sci-Fi; Westerns; Bruce Willis, Mel Gibson, and Arnold Schwarzenegger-type action movies; Jerry Lewis; The Marx Brothers; The Three Stooges; Laurel and Hardy; Don Knotts; Abbott and Costello; Melantha Blackthorne; anything with Vinnie Jones; the classics; anything good -- but no chick-flicks.
Television
Star Trek, The Avengers, SCTV, The Simpsons, Mr. Show, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Fawlty Towers, The X-Files, The Beverly Hillbillies, Police Squad!, Mary Hartman,Mary Hartman, Ali G, The Outer Limits (original series), Dragnet, The Andy Griffith Show (black and white episodes only), The Rifleman, Bonanza, Ironside, Wanted: Dead or Alive, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Get A Life, Married w/Children, Mr. Bean, The Joe Schmo Show (first season), The New Howdy Doody Show, Space Ghost Coast-To-Coast, Sealab 2021, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Harvey Birdman:Attorney-At-Law, The Venture Brothers, Jonny Quest (original series), The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson, Conan O'Brien, David Letterman, Then Came Bronson, The Man From U.N.C.L.E., Mann And Machine, Red Skelton, Jack Benny, The Brady Bunch, The Adventures of Ozzie And Harriet, Burns and Allen, The Honeymooners, Ernie Kovacs, The Lone Ranger, The Roy Rogers Show, The Cisco Kid, Sgt. Preston Of The Yukon, The Colgate Comedy Hour With Martin And Lewis
Books
The Stand, Wuthering Heights, The Grapes Of Wrath, East Of Eden, the original Hardy Boys, Pippi Longstocking, Mrs. Piggle-Wiggle, 1984, Stranger In A Strange Land, The Complete Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Jekyll And Mr. Hyde, Great Expectations, David Copperfield, Lonesome Dove, Shane, The Wizard Of Oz, The Land Of Oz, Dorothy And The Wizard In Oz, The Patchwork Girl Of Oz, The Scarecrow Of Oz, The World According To Garp, Barefoot Gen, The "Little House" series by Laura Ingalls Wilder, Dean Koontz, Jules Verne, H.G. Wells, Edgar Allan Poe, Golden and Silver Age comics, underground comix
Heroes
Countess Bathoria (aka Melantha Blackthorne), John Wayne, Bruce Willis, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jack Webb, Humphrey Bogart, James Dean, Sean Connery, Steve McQueen, Raymond Burr, Roy Rogers and Dale Evans, Vinnie Jones, Mr. Rogers
Stephen F Austin State University
Nacogdoches,Texas
Graduated: 1980
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Art
Clubs: Sitting Around Club, Watching TV Club, Petting Kitty Cats Club, Throwing Raw Meat At Old Ladies Club, Washing Your Hands Club, Whistling In Public Restrooms Club, Wearing Women's Clothes To The Zoo Club, Taking Your Underwear To The Dry Cleaners And Saying "Plenty Of Starch, Please" Club, The I Love Broccoli Club, Culture Club, Bacon-Lettuce-Tomato Club
1977 to 1980
porfle's Companies
The Wick Lampston Sailboat Factory Lampstonton, TEXAS US mizzen mast spray-painter Vice-President, The "Clean Breakroom" Club
Company nickname: "Finster"
porfle is the guy your mother never bothered to warn you about.
About me: I am a very boring person, and I don't care.
Background song: "UNDERTOW", an acapella song by me. (If you don't hear it, I've exceeded my file-storage bandwidth for the month.) P.S. It is SUPPOSED to make your ears bleed.
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IN LOVING MEMORY OF BEANY AND MERVY
Who I'd like to meet: Countess Bathoria (aka Melantha Blackthorne), Isabelle Mejias, Michelle Bauer, Joy Harmon, Jennifer Gatti, Karen Russell, Betsy Russell, Kristi Somers, Candy Samples
Thanks to IMAGE SHACK and PHOTOBUCKET for free image hosting!
Since you are on my "budz" list, I wanted to let you know- while I'm keeping the MySpace profile, the main "Gothic-Iowegian" 587 pages long site...is closing.
I'd be more than pleased (!) if you would hit the home page and follow the link to my little farewell speech.
Also...if you wanna swipe any graphics off the site, go with my blessing :) I'll be keeping all guestbook entries open and when the site goes blank (many months yet, the lease is still paid up), I'll be printing the guestbook off, to look back on in future years.
Thanks for the bday wishes hun...you want to come over and watch The Ghost and Mr.Chicken...yeah, thats how wild and crazy I get in partying anymore :P
The ROBOTS FROM MARS have a new song, “Spaceship Earth”
“Better plug your ears so that your brains don’t leak out…” Johnny Air Guitar.
Visit their My Space page to experience the #1 song from the Red Planet. The reviews have begun to come in:
“Spaceship Earth is destined to become the worst song of all time!” The Psychic News Network
“Spaceship Earth sounds like it was played by a bunch of drunken robots…” The Snob Blog & Militia
“Can’t wait to jam with the Robots From Mars!” Bill Clinton
“Yuck Yuck…The Robots From Mars sound like Devo on uppers…” George W.
“The Robots From Mars are incredibly boring in a heavy handed low brow sort of way.” Dick Cheney
“Spaceship Earth will take you to a place that you don’t want to go!” Barak Obama
“Just like some Democrats we know,” John McCain
“If you are really really BUZZED and you squint really really hard, the Robots From Mars don’t SOUND half bad,” Bender, “And it shouldn’t matter that they paid me to say that… I still get to keep the money, right?”
Countess Bathoria (aka Melantha Blackthorne), John Wayne, Bruce Willis, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jack Webb, Humphrey Bogart, James Dean, Sean Connery, Steve McQueen, Raymond Burr, Roy Rogers and Dale Evans, Vinnie Jones, Mr. Rogers
