porfle
porfle BLAH, BLAH, BLAH

Male
102 years old
Howdyville, Texas
United States



Last Login: 11/9/2009
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GeneralHorror movies (especially classic horror), sci-fi, Westerns, Star Trek, The Hardy Boys, Stephen King, John Steinbeck, L. Frank Baum, The Beatles, progressive rock, kitty cats
MusicMY FAVORITE MUSICAL ARTISTS OF ALL TIME
The Beatles, progressive rock (Yes, early Genesis, Nektar, Pink Floyd, U.K., Moody Blues, Van Der Graaf Generator) -- classic rock -- 80s New Wave and technopop -- Ryuichi Sakamoto -- classical (especially Beethoven) -- movie scores
MoviesMY TOP 100 FAVORITE FILMS OF ALL TIME
Horror (classic and contemporary, but especially the old stuff); Sci-Fi; Westerns; Bruce Willis, Mel Gibson, and Arnold Schwarzenegger-type action movies; Jerry Lewis; The Marx Brothers; The Three Stooges; Laurel and Hardy; Don Knotts; Abbott and Costello; Melantha Blackthorne; anything with Vinnie Jones; the classics; anything good -- but no chick-flicks.
TelevisionMY TOP 100 FAVORITE TV SHOWS OF ALL TIME
Star Trek, The Avengers, SCTV, The Simpsons, Mr. Show, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Fawlty Towers, The X-Files, The Beverly Hillbillies, Police Squad!, Mary Hartman,Mary Hartman, Ali G, The Outer Limits (original series), Dragnet, The Andy Griffith Show (black and white episodes only), The Rifleman, Bonanza, Ironside, Wanted: Dead or Alive, The Big Valley, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Get A Life, Married w/Children, Mr. Bean, The Joe Schmo Show (first season), Moonlighting, The New Howdy Doody Show, The Untouchables, Space Ghost Coast-To-Coast, Sealab 2021, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Harvey Birdman:Attorney-At-Law, The Venture Brothers, Jonny Quest (original series), The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson, Conan O'Brien, David Letterman, Then Came Bronson, The Man From U.N.C.L.E., Mann And Machine, Red Skelton, Jack Benny, The Brady Bunch, The Adventures of Ozzie And Harriet, Burns and Allen, The Honeymooners, Ernie Kovacs, The Lone Ranger, The Roy Rogers Show, The Cisco Kid, Sgt. Preston Of The Yukon, The Colgate Comedy Hour With Martin And Lewis
BooksThe Stand, Wuthering Heights, The Grapes Of Wrath, East Of Eden, the original Hardy Boys, Pippi Longstocking, Mrs. Piggle-Wiggle, 1984, Stranger In A Strange Land, The Complete Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Jekyll And Mr. Hyde, Great Expectations, David Copperfield, Lonesome Dove, Shane, The Wizard Of Oz, The Land Of Oz, Dorothy And The Wizard In Oz, The Patchwork Girl Of Oz, The Scarecrow Of Oz, The World According To Garp, Barefoot Gen, The "Little House" series by Laura Ingalls Wilder, Dean Koontz, Jules Verne, H.G. Wells, Edgar Allan Poe, Golden and Silver Age comics, underground comix
Heroes Countess Bathoria (aka Melantha Blackthorne), John Wayne, Bruce Willis, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jack Webb, Humphrey Bogart, James Dean, Sean Connery, Steve McQueen, Raymond Burr, Roy Rogers and Dale Evans, Vinnie Jones, Mr. Rogers
Groups: COUNTESS BATHORIA'S Bloody BroodThe Three StoogesThe Abe Vigoda fan clubL. Frank Baum and Co.THE COMEDY CAFETHE PORFLE FAN CLUBTroxel and Wait Fan Club!RYM

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     porfle's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Protestant
Zodiac Sign:Virgo
Children:Love kids, but not for me
Education:College graduate
Occupation:mizzen mast spray-painter in sailboat factory

   porfle's Schools
Stephen F Austin State University
Nacogdoches,Texas
Graduated: 1980
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Art
Clubs: Sitting Around Club, Watching TV Club, Petting Kitty Cats Club, Throwing Raw Meat At Old Ladies Club, Washing Your Hands Club, Whistling In Public Restrooms Club, Wearing Women's Clothes To The Zoo Club, Taking Your Underwear To The Dry Cleaners And Saying "Plenty Of Starch, Please" Club, The I Love Broccoli Club, Culture Club, Bacon-Lettuce-Tomato Club
 

1977 to 1980

   porfle's Companies
The Wick Lampston Sailboat Factory
Lampstonton, TEXAS US
mizzen mast spray-painter
Vice-President, The "Clean Breakroom" Club

Company nickname: "Finster"



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About me:
I am a very boring person, and I don't care.

Background song: "UNDERTOW", an acapella song by me. (If you don't hear it, I've exceeded my file-storage bandwidth for the month.) P.S. It is SUPPOSED to make your ears bleed.
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Who I'd like to meet:
Countess Bathoria (aka Melantha Blackthorne), Isabelle Mejias, Michelle Bauer, Joy Harmon, Jennifer Gatti, Karen Russell, Betsy Russell, Kristi Somers, Candy Samples R.I.P. Leslie Graves

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The Cupid Kinkyboots Fan Club

The Cupid Kinkyboots Fan Club



Nov 3 2009 10:05 PM

Tony

Tony



Nov 1 2009 4:54 AM

Happy Halloween!!
TRANSPARENCY

TRANSPARENCY



Nov 1 2009 12:54 AM

Conversation in a band's van:

Guitar player: (reading description of some band in a music paper) What does "eclectic" mean?

Drummer: It means they suck.
The Cupid Kinkyboots Fan Club

The Cupid Kinkyboots Fan Club



Oct 31 2009 6:41 PM

So I went to make a withdrawal at the blood bank today and the guy says I'll just need to see some identification, Ma'am. So I tells 'im Are you kiddin me? Aren't these fangs identification enough? And he says Oh, sorry, I didn't recognize you. Cupidula, right? Yeah, that's me. I'll take two pints of O Negative. And hurry it up - I've got a coffin break in ten minutes.

dUgE

Douglas Kennedy



Oct 30 2009 8:45 PM

Happy Halloween from your favorite Rakshasa!
Drunken Severed Head

Drunken Severed Head



Oct 30 2009 7:05 AM

Thanks for the most Wolvertonian Halloween e-greeting I have gotten this century, my friend!
Brendan

Brendan



Oct 30 2009 6:53 AM

And an appy alloween to you too, pal Porfle.
Best,

Brendan

The Jena 6 Are Free! I'm Da Flyest White Guy!

Flyest White Guy



Oct 29 2009 4:19 AM

O_o your a fan of westerns? haha imma huge fan of Spaghetti westerns, Sergio L'eone's westerns ESPECIALLY, love'emmmm love'emmmmmmm love'emmmmmm LOL, im just a overall big fan of classic movies, Sidney Poitier, Spencer Tracy, Cary Grant, James Stewart, Richard Widmark, Charles Bronson, Henry Fonda, Kirk Douglas, Clint Eastwood, Humphrey Bogart, and John Wayne are my favorite actors of all time!!! My favorite movie genre has got to be Film-Noir - Big Sleep (my favorite noir), Maltese Falcon, Narrow Margin, Asphalt Jungle, The Killing, Strange Love of Martha Ivers stuff like that
The Jena 6 Are Free! I'm Da Flyest White Guy!

Flyest White Guy



Oct 29 2009 1:58 AM

haha hell yess they are great man, s[speaking of which, i was jus about to sit down and watch the Bride of Frankenstein haha!
The Jena 6 Are Free! I'm Da Flyest White Guy!

Flyest White Guy



Oct 28 2009 7:24 PM

Yoooooooooooooo Porfle! whats happenin mannn looll.. dude besides the spanish version of dracula, what other classic horror movies, or classic movies period do u like????
Willow

Willow



Oct 28 2009 3:42 AM

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Happy Halloween Porf!
Ms CosMod

Ms CosMod



Oct 2 2009 4:10 PM


Hey Porfle, thank you! 
Hope I get lots of delicious
presents. ha! 

Xo Ms CosMod
Vivica

Vivica Hart



Sep 26 2009 5:10 AM

Demented Freaks go to HELLucination.com!

Demented Freaks go to HELLucination.com!
The Cupid Kinkyboots Fan Club

The Cupid Kinkyboots Fan Club



Sep 25 2009 8:10 AM

dear porfle,

so like, i noticed you never use any capital letters in your name. you're kinda like that ee cummings guy, who did the same thing. seems kinda infectious, 'cause now you got me doin' it, too. what kinda name is ee anyways? i'll bet he never ate a pork waffle.

xoxo cupid : )
The Cupid Kinkyboots Fan Club

The Cupid Kinkyboots Fan Club



Sep 21 2009 12:34 AM

Dear porfle,

What do you call a tyrannical tuber?

A dic-tater! Tee hee!

xoxo Cupid : )

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The Cupid Kinkyboots Fan Club



Sep 16 2009 7:45 PM

Next time, just call the Crisco Help Line.

Willow

Willow



Sep 11 2009 2:44 PM

Happiest Belated Birthday Porf!

I hope you had a wonderful one;)
if youre gonna ride my ass, at least pull my hair!

if youre gonna ride my ass, at least pull my hair!



Sep 11 2009 1:04 AM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!
DrPhibes

Nikolai Olczev



Sep 10 2009 8:16 PM

Hey, Happy B-Day dude!
The Cupid Kinkyboots Fan Club

The Cupid Kinkyboots Fan Club



Sep 10 2009 7:05 PM

Happy Birthday, fella!
Vivica

Vivica Hart



Sep 10 2009 7:44 AM

HAPPY BIRFDAY DUDE
People's Republic of Kinkistan

People's Republic of Kinkistan



Sep 9 2009 9:34 PM

Glory Kinkistan!


THE LONEWOLF!!!

Andy Holloway



Sep 9 2009 3:44 PM

welcome.
Willow

Willow



Sep 8 2009 9:59 PM

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