Horror movies (especially classic horror), sci-fi, Westerns, Star Trek, The Hardy Boys, Stephen King, John Steinbeck, L. Frank Baum, The Beatles, progressive rock, kitty cats
Music
MY FAVORITE MUSICAL ARTISTS OF ALL TIME
The Beatles, progressive rock (Yes, early Genesis, Nektar, Pink Floyd, U.K., Moody Blues, Van Der Graaf Generator) -- classic rock -- 80s New Wave and technopop -- Ryuichi Sakamoto -- classical (especially Beethoven) -- movie scores
Movies
MY TOP 100 FAVORITE FILMS OF ALL TIME
Horror (classic and contemporary, but especially the old stuff); Sci-Fi; Westerns; Bruce Willis, Mel Gibson, and Arnold Schwarzenegger-type action movies; Jerry Lewis; The Marx Brothers; The Three Stooges; Laurel and Hardy; Don Knotts; Abbott and Costello; Melantha Blackthorne; anything with Vinnie Jones; the classics; anything good -- but no chick-flicks.
Television
MY TOP 100 FAVORITE TV SHOWS OF ALL TIME
Star Trek, The Avengers, SCTV, The Simpsons, Mr. Show, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Fawlty Towers, The X-Files, The Beverly Hillbillies, Police Squad!, Mary Hartman,Mary Hartman, Ali G, The Outer Limits (original series), Dragnet, The Andy Griffith Show (black and white episodes only), The Rifleman, Bonanza, Ironside, Wanted: Dead or Alive, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Get A Life, Married w/Children, Mr. Bean, The Joe Schmo Show (first season), The New Howdy Doody Show, Space Ghost Coast-To-Coast, Sealab 2021, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Harvey Birdman:Attorney-At-Law, The Venture Brothers, Jonny Quest (original series), The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson, Conan O'Brien, David Letterman, Then Came Bronson, The Man From U.N.C.L.E., Mann And Machine, Red Skelton, Jack Benny, The Brady Bunch, The Adventures of Ozzie And Harriet, Burns and Allen, The Honeymooners, Ernie Kovacs, The Lone Ranger, The Roy Rogers Show, The Cisco Kid, Sgt. Preston Of The Yukon, The Colgate Comedy Hour With Martin And Lewis
Books
The Stand, Wuthering Heights, The Grapes Of Wrath, East Of Eden, the original Hardy Boys, Pippi Longstocking, Mrs. Piggle-Wiggle, 1984, Stranger In A Strange Land, The Complete Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Jekyll And Mr. Hyde, Great Expectations, David Copperfield, Lonesome Dove, Shane, The Wizard Of Oz, The Land Of Oz, Dorothy And The Wizard In Oz, The Patchwork Girl Of Oz, The Scarecrow Of Oz, The World According To Garp, Barefoot Gen, The "Little House" series by Laura Ingalls Wilder, Dean Koontz, Jules Verne, H.G. Wells, Edgar Allan Poe, Golden and Silver Age comics, underground comix
Heroes
Countess Bathoria (aka Melantha Blackthorne), John Wayne, Bruce Willis, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jack Webb, Humphrey Bogart, James Dean, Sean Connery, Steve McQueen, Raymond Burr, Roy Rogers and Dale Evans, Vinnie Jones, Mr. Rogers
Stephen F Austin State University
Nacogdoches,Texas
Graduated: 1980
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Art
Clubs: Sitting Around Club, Watching TV Club, Petting Kitty Cats Club, Throwing Raw Meat At Old Ladies Club, Washing Your Hands Club, Whistling In Public Restrooms Club, Wearing Women's Clothes To The Zoo Club, Taking Your Underwear To The Dry Cleaners And Saying "Plenty Of Starch, Please" Club, The I Love Broccoli Club, Culture Club, Bacon-Lettuce-Tomato Club
1977 to 1980
porfle's Companies
The Wick Lampston Sailboat Factory Lampstonton, TEXAS US mizzen mast spray-painter Vice-President, The "Clean Breakroom" Club
Company nickname: "Finster"
porfle is the guy your mother never bothered to warn you about. view more
About me: I am a very boring person, and I don't care.
Background song: "UNDERTOW", an acapella song by me. (If you don't hear it, I've exceeded my file-storage bandwidth for the month.) P.S. It is SUPPOSED to make your ears bleed.
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IN LOVING MEMORY OF BEANY AND MERVY
Who I'd like to meet: Countess Bathoria (aka Melantha Blackthorne), Isabelle Mejias, Michelle Bauer, Joy Harmon, Jennifer Gatti, Karen Russell, Betsy Russell, Kristi Somers, Candy Samples
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Hey Porfle how ya been? My computer died so I havent been around for a few months, now I cant seem to log in to Countess Bathorias, I get a cant access on this server / 404 not found message after I log in.
You know, I was just thinkin' that maybe I should try my hand at
rappin'. I could call myself 99 Cent. Yeah. I'm gonna be a star. Just
as soon as I find somethin' to rap about, of course. Tacos, maybe? I
could be the first rappin' Taco Girl. 99 Cent, the Rappin' Taco Girl ; )
To be is to do (Socrates) To do is to be (Sartre) Dobedobedo (Frank Sinatra)
I Evolved, You Evolved, We Evolved
Just thought I'd share that piece of wisdom with you and let you know that there's a new blog and new track called I Evolved on this page to listen to!!
A Crazy new track! 2 Videos where you get to meet us. A new blog. Some very dodgy pics of Her Majesty in our pics.
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PLUS....
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Countess Bathoria (aka Melantha Blackthorne), John Wayne, Bruce Willis, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jack Webb, Humphrey Bogart, James Dean, Sean Connery, Steve McQueen, Raymond Burr, Roy Rogers and Dale Evans, Vinnie Jones, Mr. Rogers
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