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Porkchop Express
Country / Rock / Alternative

"Country music. But, you know, not the crappy kind."

SAN FRANCISCO, California
United States

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Last Login:  7/19/2008
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   Porkchop Express: General Info
Member Since9/14/2005
Band Websiteporkchopexpress.net
Band MembersJohn Brunn - Guitar and Lap Steel
Collin Conoley - Vocals and Ukulele
Brian Hamilton - Guitar
Kevin Kalahiki - Bass
Sarah Nelson - Fiddle and Vocals
Kitt Thompson - Drums and Vocals


Ryan Johnson - Harmonica player emeritus
InfluencesBartles. Jaymes.
Type of LabelNone





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Jul 20 2008 8:00P
Cafe du Nord San Francisco, California
Aug 13 2008 8:00P
Private Party San Francisco, California
Sep 27 2008 9:00P
The Riptide San Francisco, California

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   About Porkchop Express

Porkchop Express is a San Francisco Bay Area alt country band that has been playing together since 2002. They take the gristly scraps from the American traditions of folk, outlaw country, and rock 'n roll, push it through a meat grinder, give it a crash course in honky tonk and put it on stage for all to enjoy. They've been called country music for folks who don't like country music...but basically they're taking country vocals and song structure, adding a punk inspired rhythm section and noisy garage-rock guitars...and an ukulele for that extra dash of machismo.

Lyrically and sonically PCE is influenced by Gram Parsons (natch), The Byrds (circa 1968), Uncle Tupelo, The Gourds, Kinky Friedman, Lucinda Williams, The Jayhawks, early Wilco, and The Bottlerockets. But most of all they feel swept up in the wonderful Americana scene in the San Francisco Bay Area. Bay Area twang bands range so far across the spectrum, from traditional blue grass to heavy metal death-country, that Porkchop Express has ample freedom to enjoy their twangy, lighthearted songs as well as allowing them to get into some darker material about wife-shootin' and such.

Though the band is best known for combining hilarious lyrics with catchy melodies, don't think you can label them as a joke band and call it a day. The band and their songs have matured over the years and they're wise enough to know that bad news is best greeted with a smile, then dragged out back at the end of the night to be buried.

They've self released three CD's: "The Clock Radio Sessions" in 2004; a six song EP entitled "All You Can Handle" in 2006; and a two song holiday disc named "Yule Logs and Sexy Hogs". A brand new, eleven song album is due out in the summer of 2008.


   Porkchop Express's Friend Space (Top 11)
Porkchop Express has 210 friends.
 The Devil's Own 


 Kevin 


 Flatline Transmissions 


 Octomutt 


 The Okmoniks 


 PHENOMENAUTS 


 DAN POTTHAST / SPITZER 


 Highway Robbers 


 The Pine Box Boys 


 Food For Thought 


 Velvet Hammer 





Porkchop Express's Friends Comments
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The Bridge Crawl





Apr 19 2008 9:03 AM

You guys are the best! Thanks for letting us share the stage with you!
sally





Jan 5 2008 11:03 PM

whoops, that's skiing...........
sally





Jan 5 2008 11:03 PM

heading northwest any time soon? nice skying, business expense write-off.....
Piss Pissedoffherson





Aug 22 2007 4:55 PM

Ultra-multi-mega-hella thanks for rockin' it this past Friday with us. I think we're gonna have to call on you guys to play with us again soon. You'll be hearing from me about this within the next couple of days.
gwen





Apr 27 2007 12:54 PM

Thanks for rockin'!

March 26: Porkchop Express @ Beale Street
lovanator





Mar 16 2007 12:37 PM

Got the CDs today, and the awesome surprise note- how the hell did you know?! Hilarious...Thanks guys!

Can't wait for you guys to come back to the 23...
Food For Thought





Mar 1 2007 1:00 AM

Unlike the charmingly sincere songstress a couple comments below, I shame to admit I value not your friendship. I just want to fuck the shit out of your lead singer. Wait, was that taking things too far?
KATIE





Feb 4 2007 7:24 PM

When are you boys planning to tour in LA?
The Devil's Own





Dec 13 2006 11:36 AM

As always gents, a damn fine pleasure to have fucked it up with y'all at Annie's. Many drinks were drank, many songs were played and Thanks for the lift back home. I fine honor and an even finer tradition...
FRONT PORCH





Nov 21 2006 8:19 PM



what's up these days in the Express? We are in SF - Thurs 11/30 at the Red Devil Lounge (Polk @ Clay). we go on first, 8:30pm.
Andwecandoittoeachother





Nov 6 2006 10:05 PM

Aww I love you guys!! You probably don't remember me, but you played the ukelale (sp?) for me in the parking lot of a motel in Bakersfield. When are you coming back to visit?
Velvet Hammer





Sep 23 2006 7:46 PM



  
Velvet Hammer





Sep 10 2006 10:25 PM

Like always, your show ROCKED on Friday night. I can't wait until the next one!
Spots





Sep 8 2006 1:58 PM

Thanks for letting me know TODAY that you've got a show TONIGHT. I'm always afraid of going to the Hotel Utah because I'm scared all those musicy hispters will find out about my Luther Vandross obsession and beat my ass...
Food For Thought





Sep 1 2006 10:29 AM

The Collin member (and others as well) should meet up with me at Art and Soul in Oakland to see Calexico on Sunday. 1:15 p.m. Who do I talk to at blood2whiskey to get ahold of that guy? A & R?
Stephanie





Aug 21 2006 5:55 PM

i hope this isn't too stalker-like. i'm attempting to contact kitt. it's been a long time! what's new?
Food For Thought





Jul 5 2006 10:32 AM

Get outta here! Porkchop on myspace. I had no eye dear. No eye dear. Oh my dear. Oh my. I'm speechless.
April the Artist





Jun 22 2006 6:06 PM

what's up porkchop. it's april. swinging by to say hi and listen to some of your music (which until now i have been completely in the dark about). hope life is treating you well.
KATIE





Mar 26 2006 11:28 PM

Okay boys, what about the first weekend in May?

I'm looking at flight tickets right now....

Mark your calendar - I'm making an appearance!
KATIE





Mar 22 2006 10:02 PM

Me cook? That's really funny.

I was planning to fly up in May. Perhaps if you scheduled a show then, I would attend.
☆Soop-a-star☆





Mar 22 2006 8:39 PM

Dude the show last week was bad-ass! I was so drunk. And the girls at the show were fucking hott! I think I made a PR last weekend in how many times I got laid in one night. One of the girls I had sex with was rolling. Once I found out she was rolling, it was a golden opportunity to take advantage her:) I believe I introduced you to the girl in the mini-skirt (she wasn't the one rolling). And the answer to your question is: Yes, she wasn't wearing any panties:) Once again, thanks for letting me use the back stage during your performance to take care of business. The groupie-chick with the blond hair loved it! It was totally bad-ass! For sure let me know when your next show is:)
KATIE





Mar 4 2006 6:24 PM

So how are the chop-lets? I miss those crazy shows! Haven't been able to find a similiar band in LA. )-:

Anything on the schedule for SoCal?
The Monolith





Feb 3 2006 2:36 PM

We appreciate the add!!

The Monolith
THE MOTHER TRUCKERS





Feb 2 2006 6:10 PM

Hell Ya! Let's Party dudes!
We're playing a few different shows during SXSW, and are down to hang!
I'll e-mail you with our phone number! Teal
THE MOTHER TRUCKERS





Jan 29 2006 5:59 PM

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Awesome being your friend! Come hit our site sometime soon and tell us what you're up to!
The Yardsale





Dec 24 2005 11:03 PM

What's up guys. Just wrapping up some damn presents and wanted to give you a shoutout.
jp





Dec 13 2005 11:02 PM

PCE makes me feel like it's safe to go back home again.
Mr Omneo





Dec 12 2005 11:51 AM

a friend sent me a copy of The Clock Radio Sessions for my Bday, she said i have to ask about the pancake song... so, tell me about the pancake song ;)
The Okmoniks





Nov 4 2005 12:26 PM

Our people said no, can you get us in touch with your people?
The Okmoniks





Nov 4 2005 12:25 PM

World tour time, we'll talk to our people, you talk to your people.

xoxokmoniks
The Devil's Own





Oct 28 2005 9:00 AM

Boys, we're gonna need to line up some more together. Perhaps a tour sponsored by Jack Daniels, Jim Beam, Maker's Mark and God....
Octomutt





Oct 26 2005 1:28 PM

Octomutt do love the Porkchop Express! PE's cd is wearing out our phonograph needle.
Erin





Oct 18 2005 5:29 PM

Great show, guys! Guess what? The Utah staff protected my hat! It was there when I went to look for it Monday! Now that's what I call quality service...
Mojo Apostles





Oct 17 2005 9:51 AM

good to meet you boys, really did enjoy your set. Hope we get to do more of these shows together in the future. Here's to my recovering liver-dean..out
The Devil's Own





Oct 12 2005 5:06 PM

How you boys holdin' up? Two more days to go before the map of Country Rock gets changed for good.
Flatline Transmissions





Oct 11 2005 5:32 PM

We enjoy sharing a practice space with you guys as well, despite your twisted penchant for country music. BTW, we had to move some of your gear out of the way so if you guys are practicing tonight, you'll need to hit the pawn shops on 6th and Mission to get it back.
Flatline Transmissions





Oct 11 2005 9:46 AM

5 minutes from now I'm gonna add a comment to your myspace account.
The Devil's Own





Oct 5 2005 11:51 AM

You boys ready to rock it up?
The Devil's Own





Sep 20 2005 9:12 AM

Thanks for tracking our drunk asses down and welcome to the fold... Looking forward to the show on the 14th. Squawk the fuck on!
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