Pornado is a collaborative band. Lead by Trout Blood, in the tradition of the finest wedding singers the world over, bridging the gap between analog and digital, Pornado comes roaring softly at you with songs of love and longing so impassioned as to make you want to grab whomever it is standing next to you, make sweet, sweet love all night long, then cry yourself to sleep praying that they'll never leave you...or never let you go. But, in the end, you'll be sitting in your room alone, your own genitals in your hand, writhing from the pain of a love you've never even had. And there will be but one thing that you can do...
...You can dance.
There are two records available for purchase or theft at the moment, the first of which is "Love Me 'Til I Just Can't See." It was released in 2006 by Killjoy Sound Recordings. The newest offering (the best so far, if you ask me) is called "Make Love First To Make Love Last", also released by Killjoy Sound Recordings. It is available for download at itunes or amazon.com. If you are interested in purchasing a for-real physical copy, please email.
A new record, "Asses To Ashes", featuring Trout all by his own damn self, is in progress. Keep in touch!
Pornado is actively seeking collaborators and/or shows to play around Virginia. Drop us a line if you got one.
First of all, I demand to be one of your top friends sucka!!! second, don't forget to call the old man Sunday, third, I'm not sure if you heard that Fuck Face and Angela are having a baby girl...A little neice....Uncle Trouty!!!!
you see, its not finished yet. someone wanted to hear some of it, so i put that shit up. it was a tease. and i dont give a flying fuck if you dont hear enough to like, as that has never been my purpose in existence. wait 2 or 3 weeks and i'll put up full songs, then decide if you like it. it snowed last night. winter blows.
Roasted tomatillo salsa is roasting my heart. Thank you for sharing your culinary wisdom. I added Old Style to it -- is that wrong? No, no. That's how we do it in the Cornhusker state.
i like living a life of disrepute. excellent word choice. i like the whole song its in too, but i needed you to know how i felt about disrepute. good. a+. ps HI.
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