| 130 Random Questions |
| When was the last time you cried?: | FATHER'S DAY WHEN MY SONGAVE ME A VERY SWEET PRESENT |
| Have you ever faked sick?: | ANY TIME I WANT TO GET OUT OF SOMETHING |
| What was the last lie you said?: | I'M A COMPULSIVE LIAR I NEVER KNOW WHEN I DO IT |
| Have you ever cried during a movie?: | BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN GETS ME EVERYTIME |
| Who was the last person you couldn't take your eyes off of?: | DERRICK VINEYARD |
| Have you ever danced in the rain?: | AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE |
| Have you ever been drunk?: | I AM RIGHT NOW. WHY ELSE WOULD I BE ANSWERING THIS SHIT |
| Have you ever tried tried drugs?: | EVERY LETTER OF THE ALPHABET |
| Do you smoke?: | WHAT ARE YOU OFFERING |
| What's the farthest you've ever gone on a dare?: | TRY ME AND SEE |
| What is your full name?: | SUPER HUNG MEGA SUPER STAR CHAD HUNT |
| What is your blood-type?: | I HAVE MOUNTAIN DEW COURSING THROUGH MY VEINS |
| Have you ever been in a car accident?: | A LOT THOUGH NEVER MY FAULT |
| How old were you when you recieved your first kiss?: | MY MOMMY KISSED ME THE DAY I WAS BORN |
| Who was your first kiss?: | SEE ABOVE |
| Have you ever had an online relationship?: | I'M HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH RINCON RIGHT NOW |
| Have you ever had phone-sex?: | S N O O Z E . . . |
| Have you ever been rejected by a crush?: | ONLY TIL I PULL OUT MY DICK |
| What is your favourite sport to play?: | HIDE THE WEINER |
| Have you ever made a prank phone call?: | NOT RECENTLY...CALLER I.D. BLOWS |
| Have you ever said "I Love you" and not meant it?: | ASHAMEDLY YES |
| What's your favourite childhood memory?: | MY MOM SAVING ME HALF OF HER HOSTESS CAKES FROM HER LUNCH BREAK |
| Is there anything that you have done that you regret?: | SO MANY THINGS... |
| What do you want to be when you grow up?: | I DON'T WANT TO GROW UP |
| What is your political persuassion?: | CONSERVATIVE LIBERAL |
| Have you ever had cybersex?: | I'M JERKING TO PORN RIGHT NOW |
| Do you believe in g-d?: | I AM GOD...PEOPLE CALL ME IT WHEN I FUCK THEM ALL THE TIME..."OH GOD, OH GOD!!" |
| Do you believe in love at first sight?: | I'VE FELT IT |
| Do you believe in karma?: | SHE'S AN EVIL VINDICTIVE BITCH |
| Who was your first crush?: | MISS BIKALI 4TH GRADE |
| Who do yo uhave a crush on?: | TRENT ATKINS, RINCON RYDER, DERRICK VINEYARD, DEAN MONROE |
| How would you describe yourself?: | MAN WHORE |
| What are you afraid of?: | BEING ALONE |
| Are you religious?: | CHRIST NO |
| What does your screen name mean?: | I HAVE A HUGE COCK |
| What person do you trust the most?: | MYSELF |
| Who was your first boyfriend/girlfriend?: | BOYFRIEND...MICHAEL BANKS, GIRLFRIEND...LESLIE SWISHER |
| What is the best compliment you have ever recieved?: | THAT I'M HOT |
| What is the meanest thing anyone has said about you?: | I'M UGLY |
| What is the longest crush/relationship you have had?: | CRUSH A YEAR, RELATIONSHIP 5 YEARS |
| What is your greatest strength?: | BEING A GOOD DAD |
| What is your greatest weakness?: | LOVING THE WRONG PEOPLE |
| What is your perfect pizza?: | DOUBLE PEPPORONI, DOUBLE HAM, DOUBLE SAUSAGE, ONION & GREEN PEPPER |
| What is your first thought when waking up in the morning?: | I HATE WAKING UP |
| What is your first thought before you go to bed?: | I HATE GOING TO BED |
| What college do you want to go to?: | HARVARD |
| Do you get along with your family?: | ARE WE DRUNK? |
| Do you play any instruments?: | BNO MUSICAL TALENT AT ALL |
| What kind of music do you like?: | ALL KINDS |
| Do you think you're attractive?: | I'M O.K. |
| Would you ever get a tattoo?: | I HAVE 10 |
| How many piercings do you have?: | I TOOK THEM ALL OUT BUT MY EARS ARE STILL OPEN |
| Who makes you laugh?: | MY DOGGIES |
| Who would you want to be tied to for 24hours?: | BRAD PITT |
| Have you ever seen a dead body?: | I'VE KISSED A FEW |
| Do you have a celebrity crush?: | I'M STALKING RYAN REYNOLDS AND CHRIS EVANS RIGHT NOW |
| What is one thing scientists should invent?: | DOG POOP VAPORIZER |
| Have you ever broken a bone?: | SURPRISINGLY NO |
| What happens after you die?: | WORMS EAT YOU |
| Do you watch or read the news?: | HELL NO THAT SHIT IS DEPRESSING |
| What stereotype would you label yourself as being?: | A WHORE |
| Would your friends agree with that stereotypic label?: | YEP |
| If yo ucould change your name, what would you change it to?: | MASON BRICK |
| If you could go back in time to one point in your life, where would you go: | THE DAY I LOST MY VIRGINITY |
| If you could change anything about yourself, what would you change?: | MY FRIGGIN HAIR |
| Have you ever gone skinny dipping?: | MANY MANY TIMES...NUDIST AT HEART |
| Have you ever played strip poker?: | YES PLEASE |
| Would you ever lie to someone to make them feel good about themselves?: | NO... YOUR ASS DOESN'T LOOK FAT IN THOSE JEANS BABY HONEST |
| What do you want your friends to think about you?: | THAT I'M AMAZING |
| Whats the biggest argument you've ever gotten into?: | OVER THE CUSTODY OF MY SON |
| HAve you ever bitten someone?: | I LIKE LEAVING LOVE BITES |
| When's your birthday?: | JANUARY 31, 1973 |
| Have you ever stolen anything?: | I HAVE RECEIVED A FIVE FINGER DISCOUNT |
| Do you make wishes on shooting stars?: | EVERY CHANCE I GET |
| Whats the most you've ever eaten in one sitting?: | A WHOLE PIZZA |
| If you could go back and change one day, what would it be?: | THE DAY I MISSED WHEN I TRIED TO STAB MY FATHER |
| Do you remember your dreams?: | IF THEY ARE HOT ENOUGH TO MAKE ME CREAM |
| Have you ever been in love?: | I FALL IN LOVE WHEN THE WIND BLOWS |
| Are you a morning person or a night person?: | NIGHT |
| Do you have any phobias?: | BEING ALONE |
| What's the meanest thing you've ever done to someone?: | LIED AND SAID I LOVED THEM WHEN I DIDN'T MEAN IT |
| Have you ever been to the hospital (other then birth?: | SEVERAL TIMES |
| How many screen names do you have?: | THATS FOR ME TO KNOW AND YOU TO FIND OUT |
| Do any medical problems run in your family?: | MENTAL ILLNESS |
| Have anyone ever been disowned from your family?: | I'M THE BLACKSHEEP |
| Have you ever had a nightmare?: | I'M IN ONE RIGHT NOW |
| Do you say meaner things to your friends or your enemies?: | ONLY TREAL FRIENDS CAN HURT YOU |
| Would you ever participate in a threesome?: | SO MANY PEOPLE SO LITTLE TIME |
| Would you ever pay for a prostititue?: | I HAVE MANY TIMES AND MANYHAVE PAID FOR ME |
| Have you ever mooned or flashed someone?: | I BARE IT AT THE DROP OF A HAT |
| Have you ever cheated on your bf/gf?: | IS EATEN CHEATEN |
| Have you ever laughed so hard you peed in your pants?: | I PISS ON MYSELF & OTHERS EVERY CHANCE I GET |
| Have you ever written a love letter?: | I WRITE THEM OFTEN |
| Have you ever attempted suicide?: | DEFINE ATTEMPTED |
| Do you prefer boxers or briefs?: | COMMANDO |
| Have you ever been in a fistfight?: | I'M DUE |
| Do you have any hidden talents?: | I HIDE MY TALENT IN MY PANTS |
| What is one thing you want me to know about you?: | I'M THE BEST THING INTHE WORLD THAT COULD HAPPEN TO ANYONE |
| What is one question you wouldn't want me to ask?: | DOES MY LIFE HAVE MEANING? |
| Do you usually prefer books or movies?: | BOOKS |
| Who is your favourite person to talk to?: | MY MOM |
| Who is always able to cheer you up when you're sad?: | MY SON |
| Would you ever have sex before marriage?: | HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...NOW THATS FUNNY |
| Who do you talk to most on the phone?: | MY BEST FRIEND KEVIN |
| Do you have a secret that yo'ure ashamed of?: | I HAVE MANY SECRETS I'M ASHAMED OF |
| Do you prefer british or american spelling of words?: | WHO THE FUCK CARES |
| Have you ever gotten detention?: | I DID A MOVIE CALLED THAT ONCE |
| How do you vent your anger?: | BREAKING SHIT |
| Have you ever been on a diet?: | I'M ON A SEAFOOD DIET... I SEE FOOD AND EAT IT |
| Would you ever date someone younger than you? Older than you?: | I HAVE MANY TIMES IN BOTH CIRCUMSTANCES |
| Is your best friend a virgin?: | IF HE WAS I'D BE ALL OVER THAT SHIT |
| What's a rumor someone has spread about you?: | THERE HAVE BEEN SO MANY WHAT TO CHOOSE |
| What's the kinkiest thing you could ever actually see yourself as doing?: | HAVE YOU SEEN MY VIDEOS? |
| What's the meanest thing anyone has ever done to you?: | BROKE OUR WEDDING VOWS |
| What's the nicest thing anyone has ever done for you?: | PAID FOR MY COLLEGE DEGREE |
| Have you ever been diagnosed with a mental illness?: | THATS HOW I GOT OUT OF THE ARMY |
| Have you ever cut yourself on purpose?: | I'M DOING IT RIGHT NOW |
| Have you ever wanted to murder someone?: | I TRIED KILLING MY DAD WHEN I WAS YOUNGER... |
| Have you ever hated someone?: | DID YOU NOT READ THE COMMENT ON MY FATHER |
| Do you prefer talking on the phone or online?: | PHONE WHORE |
| Do you consider yourself popular?: | IN CERTAIN SEXUALLY DEPRIVED CIRCLES |
| Would you ever tell the person you have a crush on that you like them?: | I JUST DID |
| Have you ever had a crush on an enemy?: | MATT ROACH FROM HIGH SCHOOL WAS PRETTY HOT |
| Have you ever had a crush on a best friend?: | YES ... |
| What is your favourite book?: | THE LION, THE WITCH, AND THE WARDROBE |
| Do you have a collection of anything?: | EXES |
| Are you happy with the person you are becoming?: | WHO WOULDN'T WANT TO BE ME |
| Are you a different person now then you were 5 years ago?: | I'MA DIFFERENT PERSON THEN I WAS 5 MINUTES AGO |
| What do you see yourself as being in 5 years from now?: | PORN'S HOTTEST DIRECTOR |
| Are you happy with the life you have?: | I'M WORKING ON IT |
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About Me:
| Everything Anyone Ever Wanted To Know About You |
| The Basic Stuff |
| Name?: | Most People Call Me Chad |
| Age?: | 33 |
| Height?: | 5' 9.5" |
| Weight?: | about 160lbs. |
| Birthday?: | January 31 |
| Birthplace?: | Wadsworth Ohio |
| Current Location?: | New York, New York |
| School/Grade?: | College Graduate |
| Zodiac Sign?: | Aquarious |
| Chinese Zodiac Sign?: | Rat |
| Righty or Lefty?: | Righty |
| Haircolor?: | Dk. Brown |
| Eyecolor?: | Blue |
| Skin Color?: | Light |
| About You |
| What's Your Family Situation (Parents, Siblings, etc)?: | I Hate The Guy Who Knocked Up My Mother.. My Mom Is amazing and I Have 6 Brothers and 1 Sister. (over 20 neices and nephews) |
| Any Pets?: | 2 Dogs |
| If So What Are They?: | I have two Basset Hounds ... Sandy and Sampson |
| Favorite Relative?: | My Neice Shanna ... She reminds me of me. |
| Least Favorite Relative?: | The guy who knocked up my mom. |
| What's Your Heritage/Race?: | Croatian |
| Political Affilation?: | I have very liberal ideas with some conservative foundations |
| Love & Sex |
| Sexuality?: | Guy, Girl, Midget, Sasqwatch, if it has a hole I'll fuck it. |
| Are You In A Relationship Now?: | I'm in my relationships including an online love affair. |
| If So, With Whom?: | Any set of spread legs that will let me invade it. |
| For How Long?: | I can go for hours, days, weeks, years... you just have tomake me want it for that long. |
| Are You In Love?: | I'm in love with many people...you never fallout of love with someone you truly were in love with. |
| Do You Have A Crush On Anyone?: | Rincon, Derrick Vineyard, Trent Atkins |
| Ever Had A Crush On Someone Of The Same Sex?: | All the fuckin time. |
| How Old Were You When You Had Your First Kiss?: | My Mom kissed me on the day I was born. |
| Virgin?: | Nope |
| If Not, How Old Were You When You Had Sex For The First Time?: | 13 |
| Was It Enjoyable?: | His ass was pretty tight |
| What's The Farthest You've Ever Gone?: | I shit into a dudes mouth once for kicks. |
| Where Do You Most Like To Be Kissed?: | On my Dick |
| Best Love Quote?: | Drew Barrymore in "Ever After" when she arrives at the ball and says, "Just Breathe" |
| Your Friends |
| Best?: | Kevin |
| How Many Do You Have?: | lots of friends and some of them are more like family |
| More Guys Or Girls?: | a mix of both |
| Love Them All?: | each for different reasons |
| Any You Wish You Were Closer To?: | I think we are always in the place we are meant to be with people at that particular time in our lives. |
| Oldest?: | Ebony Fontaine |
| Newest?: | Cole Ryan |
| Pen Pal?: | Fuck that |
| Friends And Words: Associate Them |
| Pen: | Pencil |
| Flower: | Power |
| Pink: | Pussy |
| Window: | Opportunity |
| Heart: | Broken |
| Mother: | Life |
| Bread: | Hunger |
| Insane: | My family |
| Sunglasses: | Shades |
| Pimp: | Ho |
| Cross: | Hoax |
| Lonely: | Death |
| Car: | Volkswagen |
| Music: | Life |
| This Or That |
| Boxers or Briefs?: | Commando |
| Thongs or G-Strings?: | Jock-Straps |
| Shorts or Pants?: | Naked |
| Shoes or Barefeet?: | Barefeet |
| Books or Movies?: | Books |
| Night or Day?: | Night |
| Dark or Light?: | Shades of Grey |
| Mountains or Beach?: | Can't I have both |
| Snow or Sun?: | Sun |
| Pepsi or Coke?: | Pepsi |
| Guys or Girls?: | Who ever sits on my prick first. |
| Swim or Surf?: | Surf |
| For or Against |
| Gay Marriage?: | All For It |
| Abortion?: | No Baby Killers |
| Bush Getting Re-elected?: | Please put a bullet to my head |
| Suicide?: | tried it |
| War?: | not fun at all |
| Pants?: | off please ... |
| Clothes In General?: | Absolute Nudist |
| Penises?: | Are fuckin beautiful |
| Favorites |
| Color?: | It changes... Right now it's green |
| Number?: | 13 |
| Holiday?: | Santa Day |
| Season?: | Summer |
| Movie?: | Brokeback Mountain, The Color Purple |
| Book?: | The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe |
| Magazine?: | Out |
| Food?: | Italian |
| Drink?: | White Wine (Reisling) |
| TV Show?: | Veronica Mars |
| Song?: | "The Rose" |
| Band?: | Evanescence |
| Computer Game?: | Family Feud |
| Video Game?: | X-Men |
| Anime/Manga?: | What the fuck is that? |
| Shirt?: | tank top |
| Pants?: | Diesel |
| Actor?: | Brad Pitt |
| Actress?: | Angelina Jolie |
| Singer?: | Alanis Morissette |
| Flower?: | Birds of Paradise |
| Scent?: | Masculine ... Dolce & Gabanna |
| Animal?: | Leopard, Wolf, or Snowy Owl |
| Cookie?: | Keebler Soft Batch Chocolate Chip |
| The Future |
| Want To Go To College?: | Graduated |
| What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up?: | I don't want to grow up. |
| Want To Get Married?: | Yes |
| Want To Have Kids?: | I'd like a few |
| What Would Their Names Be?: | Heath, Obediah, Leif, Bianca, Zoey, Persephone |
| How Many?: | 5 would be great |
| Where Do You Want To Live?: | Somewhere near the ocean. |
| Where Do You Want To Get Married?: | On the beach in front of my friends. |
| How Do You Want To Die?: | Fucking |
| More Stuff About You |
| Piercings?: | Got rid of them all. |
| Tattoos?: | I have 10 |
| Smoke?: | Weed |
| Drink?: | Hell Yea! |
| Do Drugs?: | I've tried them all... |
| Skinny Dip?: | As often as I can |
| Greatest Fear?: | Never loving anyone again to the depths I once did. |
| Chocolate or Vanilla?: | Swirl |
| Go To Church?: | I Pray at the altar of ass. |
| Religion?: | Bottoms pray to my cock. |
| Scars?: | I have a few...more emotional than physical |
| CDs Owned?: | Over 100 |
| Collections?: | Butterflies. comics, ex-boyfriends |
| Like To Be Naked?: | all the time |
| Ever Eaten Sushi?: | That shit is nasty |
| An Entire Case Of Oreos?: | the middles |
| Been On Stage?: | Rockin out with my Cock out. |
| Danced In The Rain?: | Naked |
| Kissed Someone Of The Same Sex?: | Hot |
| Weirdest Dream?: | Fucking My Ex-Wifes Brother |
| Best Dream?: | See Above |
| Saddest Dream?: | Dying Alone |
| Dream You Most Wish Would Come True?: | Being Happy In Love With My Husband Living Well Off On The Beach. |
| Think You're Attractive?: | In The Right Lighting... |
| Shoplifted?: | I have been given the five finger discount |
| Been Caught "Doing Something"?: | My Mom Caught Me Fucking A Pillow When I Was 14 |
| Weirdest Makeout Place?: | Graveyard |
| Like Thunderstorms?: | Fuck Yea! |
| Favorite Shoes?: | Sandals |
| Favorite Quote?: | "Today is the first day of the rest of your life." |
| Best Advice Given?: | Always wear a condom |
| Worst Advice Given?: | Don't Knock it till u try it. |
| Favorite Song Lyric?: | Some say Love it is a Razor, that leaves your soul to bleed. |
| What Quote Says Most About Your Life?: | Never Regret, Never Surrender |
| Glad This Is Over?: | Jesus Christ Yes... |
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