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PORNSTORE JANITOR
Rock / Punk / Hardcore

".......it's a dirty, dirty job."

PORTLAND, Oregon
United States

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Last Login:  6/12/2008
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   PORNSTORE JANITOR: General Info
Member Since7/19/2004
Band Websitepornstorejanitor.com
Band Members

Janitor Jon - Vocals

Sascha - Guitar

Rob Rumble - Bass

Thomas Envy - Drums

Influences

Sex, Drugs and Rock n' Roll. What else is there?! Pornstore Janitor Porn store pornstar

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Record LabelScooch Pooch Records / self - wanna sign us?
Type of LabelNone







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   About PORNSTORE JANITOR
Formed in 1999, have litterally played 100s of shows, toured nationally, played SXSW in 2002, 1st album released on Scooch Pooch Records in 2002, 2nd album self released in 2004, 3rd album in the works.

Taken from the 12/28/05 issue of Willamette Week....

Pornstore Janitor knows it's a dirty job, but someone's got to do it. That is, playing cleanup to the myriad lesser punk-metal acts wanking on stages from Portland, Ore., to Portland, Maine, and everywhere in between. Its brand, uh, spankin' new demos, as well as its self-released 2004 album, Built for Smut, beat bands like Zeke, the Riverboat Gamblers and the Supersuckers at their own game. The Stumptown quartet promises more salacious and sloppy fun in the new year by filling this eve with plenty of messy splendor. - DAVE CLIFFORD.

This is PDX ROCK N ROLL's review of a show we did on 4/15/06 at Audio Cinema:

I've only recently realized that Pornstore Janitor is THE BEST punk rock band in Oregon and Washington and probably California, too, I don't know. They are so good and so tight that you're almost wishing for them to fuck up so they can be real again! Their down and dirty punk rock and roll rips it up in each and every song and I've never been to a show where we weren't all screaming for more. The place wasn't that packed since it was a secret show (!) but those of us who were there were singing along to the hits like "Blow Buy Blow" and cheers'ing. I was waiting for them to do a Turbonegro cover but I'll have to wait til next time. They almost did a Rush song, though!! The boys have been around for 7 years and I've only recently discovered how great they are. For those of you who are still in the dark I suggest you check this band out pronto!! Cheers - - BS


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Jun 11 2008 6:27 PM

Thanks for the add.
keep on rockin'!
Diana from Downtown





Jun 4 2008 5:23 AM

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May 26 2008 6:43 PM

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May 14 2008 10:11 AM

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Oct 30 2007 8:55 PM

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Aug 24 2007 6:59 AM

thanks for the add !! give me deathpunk baby!! and i like it! =)
cheers
Smoochknob





Aug 3 2007 6:39 PM

SKOOLED III
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The Obituaries





Jul 23 2007 11:04 PM

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Jul 14 2007 4:28 PM

Happy Bastille Day!
Blind Spot Records





Jul 1 2007 6:49 PM

OUT NOW YOU SILLY FUCKS!!!
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May 12 2007 3:59 PM

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Catholic School Girls





May 12 2007 4:07 AM

We finally have a date!!!

It's the:

"Catholic School Girls
(mostly unanticipated)
2007 one day world tour of Salem, Oregon"

It kicks off Friday the 13th of July at the columbus club in Salem Oregon.

Check your local Calendar for July 13th - if it's there - put an X on it and show up!!

stay tooned for all the poop!!!

See you there,
CSG
Catholic School Girls





Mar 18 2007 1:17 AM

woooo!!!woooo!!!!
I'm the ghost of Catholic school girls come to haunt Asa's friends on this holiest of drinking days.
BOO!!! BOO!!! damn it BOO!!!
DaMion RoSS





Feb 23 2007 6:38 PM

THANKS 4 BEING A FRIEND

ROKK ON

DAMION
El Pinkoni





Feb 17 2007 12:10 AM

Glad you guys are still rockin it. Please do a bulletin if you have a show coming up. That'd be cool to see ya play again.
The InstruMental Hospital


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Feb 16 2007 9:43 AM

The InstruMental Hospital wishes you a straightjacket-free weekend! Peace!
The InstruMental Hospital


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Feb 5 2007 10:18 PM

monkey say, monkey do.
Stormy Leigh





Feb 5 2007 11:48 AM

Thanks for the ad guys!!! Rawk!
The Genders





Feb 2 2007 2:12 PM

Hey, how's it going? haven't been very good at staying in touch recently...Well the latest news is we got a new bass player and we're going to be playing a in Tel Aviv and Jerusalem on the 8th and 9th of February,
The plan is to go on our next US tour in June and hit Europe also in July/August. It's gonna be a busy year!
Cheers,
The Genders
The Genders





Dec 18 2006 8:41 PM

MERRY CHRISTMAS, happy KWANZA and HAPPY HAUNUKKAH to all our friends! Not to mention a great FESTIVUS (for the rest of us)
See you all in 2007,
Luv
The Genders
baddogs





Dec 10 2006 12:25 PM

hey friends, you're sounding good!
look forward to hearing more.
*GENERAL FANG*
AGRESSION





Nov 20 2006 8:25 PM

Howdy Folks!!! Thanx For Looking!!! AGRESSION "Grind Kings" Out Now!!! Buy It!!!
HYDROZEEN





Oct 30 2006 11:21 AM

Hey Tom,

Kick ass show saturday at the Tonic!!! you guy's just naild the "Who" perfectly.

talk to you later

Leroy
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Oct 26 2006 10:07 AM

fuck ya! Happy Halloween!!maybe well see you on Sat.if not, lets do a show.
~lauren~





Sep 17 2006 4:20 PM

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Sep 16 2006 4:41 PM

holy shit thats funny....
Carol in Tucson





Sep 14 2006 5:01 PM

Best band name ever!
The Obituaries





Aug 27 2006 2:34 PM

THAT OBITS SINGER AIN'T DEAD YET AND still ain't half bad lookin if ya like that type
Monica, singer from The Obituaries is part of some upcoming shows. Support aging pioneer punk rockers -she's bought hair extensions, been chugging the slimfast and everything!!! name of it: GENERATION Sept. 8 2006 at PART OF MUSIC FEST NW at Jimmy Maks 221 NW 10th Ave, PORTLAND, OR 97209 Cost: www.musicfestnw.com for more info 9:pm CARRIE AKRE (of Hammerbox, Goodness, The Rockfords)....... 10pm GENERATION (ex-singer of The Obituaries, members of The Neins, Muddy River Nighmare, Trophy Wife)...... 11pm BONFIRE MADIGAN (aka Madigan Shive & crew, ex-Tattle Tale)...... midnight KRISTIN HERSH (of Throwing Muses & 50 Foot Wave)...... 1am HILLSTOMP
ALSO Sept., 16 2006 GENERATION at the THE FUNHOUSE w/ PURE COUNTRY GOLD & FAST FRIENDS
206 5th Ave. N, Seattle, WA 98109 Cost: $5 starts at 9:30pm
WWW.MYSPACE.COM/GENERATIONFROMPDX
Daniela





Aug 18 2006 5:54 PM

THANKS FOR ADDING ME FELLAS!
jeremyonfire





Jul 29 2006 1:53 PM

thanks for the ad jon, these guys rock so listen up, see ya at a show soon i hope, cheers!
jackaroot





Jul 16 2006 2:31 PM

Hope it was a good b-day bash for ya! Altarboys kicked ass!!
Janitor Jon





Jul 7 2006 7:49 AM

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Jun 21 2006 9:10 PM

fucking fuck!
Todd





May 31 2006 6:12 PM

Yup i'd sure have to agree that that show on Friday was one of the best times I've seen you guys, and I've seen you guys many times!!...Why do all good bands go out with a bang?!!!.. Now if you can only release your stuff on vinyl!...

Cheers,
Todd N.
(The Other Todd)
!todd!





May 29 2006 8:59 AM

Hands down PDX's best punk band!!

I'll be in and out of town all summer, but have to see a show soon!
JW





May 28 2006 9:34 PM

great show, you guys lit it up!

now, go look for the greener fuckin' grass

i'll be first in line for the reunion show...
Ronabell





May 27 2006 11:42 PM

You guys kicked some serious ass last night. Go out on a high note. Thanks.
Jackmove





May 26 2006 7:59 PM

Well, goddammit. I wish it weren't true, but it appears to be. We've had some killer times with you fellas, we will miss ya. See ya tonight! (You'd better bring it!)
Sweet Jackie





May 26 2006 3:53 PM

Huh....oh well......see ya on the B-side.
rebecca





May 25 2006 4:51 PM

Your final resting place..

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earl





May 25 2006 4:49 PM

Wish I could be there.you guys will always be one of my favorites. if it was next friday I'd double time from oakland to get there.
asa
Jackmove





May 18 2006 10:58 PM

Mark your freakin calendar!
This one's gonna be a doozie.

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Hope to see ya there. Cheers.
JACKMOVE!
Lisa





May 18 2006 8:22 PM

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JUNE 23
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PORNSTORE
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May 18 2006 12:26 PM

The 26th is gonna kick mucho ass. Oh fuck yeah...
Lisa





May 17 2006 2:28 PM





You have been Pooh tagged! If you want poo, I mean too...you can Pooh tag me back.

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