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Porsche Monkey

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is pouring a 40-ounce bottle of King Cobra to the ground in honor of his dead homie. "Ken Ober" RIP in your big lounge chair in the skyMood: sad sadPosted at 5:03 PM Nov 17 view more

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  • Porsche Monkey

  • 33 / Male
  • Peoria, ILLINOIS, US
  • Last Login: 11/27/2009

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Interests

  • General

    Fast cars and Primates

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  • Music

    I enjoy music from an organ grinder, The Monkees, Bananarama, and songs about driving fast. .. ..

  • Movies

    .. -King Kong (The original, not that Peter Jackson piece of shit)

    -Twelve Monkeys
    -Harry and the Hendersons
    -Planet of the Apes (The original, Tim Burton needs to stop doing remakes, first Apes then Willy Wonka, your fucking killing me Tim)
    -Beneath the Planet of the Apes
    -Battle for the Planet of the Apes
    -Escape from the Planet of the Apes
    -Conquest of the Planet of the Apes
    -Farewell to the Planet of the Apes
    -Monkey Shines
    -Cars
    -Dunston Checks In
    -Monkeybone
    -Ed
    -Every Which Way But Loose
    -Any Which Way You Can
    -Gorillas in the Mist
    -Project X
    -Tarzan, the Ape Man
    -King Kong Lives
    -Congo
    -Iron Monkey ..

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  • Television

    -Animal Planet
    -The Banana Splits
    -Chimp My Ride
    -PriMATES
    -The Great Grape Ape Show

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  • Books

    Curious George

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Details

  • Status: In a Relationship
  • Zodiac Sign: Sagittarius

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About me:

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I’m a monkey. I used to live in a zoo, but now I live in an apartment. I have always been a sports car enthusiast. So I saved up my money and bought me a Porsche. Many think of monkeys as small and hairy poo-flickers (we do love to flick poo) but bear in mind that monkeys made it to space before humans. When us monkeys put our minds to something we can accomplish anything, even own an expensive sports car.

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Who I'd like to meet:

Dian Fossey, Sasquatch, Davy Jones, Mel Silverback, King Kong, and Clyde (from "Every Which Way But Loose")

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