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  • Miss Ameredith

    Has anyone tried Down Home Cookin' (I think that's what it's called) on Preble Street? People have been asking me about it, but I don't know much about the place, and I'm not brave enough to try it myself.

    4 years ago
  • Portland Museum Art

    Thanks for the add!
    -The Portland Museum of Art

    Come check out our Jazz Breakfasts every Sunday through May at the Museum

    5 years ago
  • Tess

    glad to see you out and about....i just found out that fatty b's are making breakfast sandwiches...?

    5 years ago
  • Mark Parlin

    Just droppin' in for a cup o joe. Gulp.... Thanks! your a sweetheart! ;)

    5 years ago
  • Saint Disaster

    Part of me hoped the comment was really you, Wild Toast. Part of me hoped....

    5 years ago
  • Keith

    Dear Breakfast Club,

    I like you guys a lot, BUT I am not sure I want to join a sex chat club with you. Thnx anyways,

    -Keith

    5 years ago
  • Zap Mama

    Whats the name of the new uffa!? Toadies and bears? Bees and fluffmuffins? Wookies and snobgoblins?

    5 years ago
  • Mr. Reiling

    Thanks, clubbers. Think you're still up for the challenge of potatoes? I swear they're the best in town.

    5 years ago
  • Poodle

    Can you put me on the guest critic list please!! When we goin?

    5 years ago
  • Zap Mama

    Oh no, not the red dragon. It was such a new adition to the family. If you need to get somewhere and I am available to help, I will. Just let me know. I moved into the new apt. You should come see it. I realy like it. How was watershead?

    5 years ago
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    ..TBC recap to date:..

    artemesia cafe: A/A+
    big mama's diner: B+     (no longer open)
    the porthole: A+
    bintliff's american cafe: C
    marcy's diner: A/A-
    the front room: B
    brea lu cafe: B+
    uffa!: A/A+     (no longer open)
    hot suppa!: B-
    the good egg: A
    local 188: B
    bayou kitchen: A
    becky's: D+
    blue house cafe: A     (no longer open)
    ruski's: B
    brian boru st. patty's only: C-
    bibo's madd apple cafe: A
    kathy & dave's cafe: B+
    158 (pickett st cafe): A-
    frog and turtle: A-
    steve & renee's diner: A-
    bintliff's american cafe (take 2): B
    miss portland diner: B
    the farmer's table: C+
    best in show:
    the porthole

    best coffee:
    the front room

    best tea:
    artemesia cafe

    best homefries:
    blue house cafe / bayou kitchen

    best benedict:
    the porthole / blue house cafe

    best over-hard eggs:
    the porthole

    best atmosphere:
    artemesia cafe / the porthole

    best service:
    artemesia cafe / the porthole / the good egg

    best food selection:
    bintliff's american cafe / blue house cafe

    biggest disappointment:
    bintliff's american cafe

    best breakfast sandwich:
    ohno cafe

    worst overall:
    becky's diner


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    aunt jemima. kevin bacon. mr heinz. the person who first coined the term "brunch."

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..CONTACT US: portlandbreakfastclub@gmail.com..

we here in The Breakfast Club like eggs. we like bread toasted. crispy bacon for some. pancakes for none. homefries golden and brown. one of us likes our tea extremely hot. the others like good coffee. we are picky. demanding. ruthless reviewers of breakfast establishments in portland, maine. we are The Breakfast Club.

breakfast is the most important meal of the day. and portland, maine has more fried eggs per capita than any other city that begins with the letter "p." have you ever found yourself stressed out about deciding where to get sunday brunch? do you often feel alone because you think you're the only person out there who doesn't understand what the big deal is about pancakes? have you ever gone to a reputable diner (like one on commercial street that begins with "b" and ends with "ecky's" for example) and realized that it was a tragic mistake? do you get slightly homicidal when your over-hard eggs are even the slightest bit runny? well then we're the folks for you!

last year we realized that one thing that portland was missing was a hard-core, no funny business, balls-to-the-walls truth-telling team of breakfast experts who aren't afraid to tell it like it is! we prefer to remain anonymous so that the servers aren't tipped off when they see us scribbling frantically on a note pad, so don't try to figure out who we are. sometimes there are 4 of us, sometimes 12...but there will always be 3 -- the core crew of The Breakfast Club.

every week we'll happen upon a different breakfast joint -- be it fancy, divey, greasy, or free -- and let you know how it all goes. the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

you can thank us later for all of our fabulous recommendations -- no longer will you have to suffer through condiment shortages, scabby-looking fritattas, or cold tea!

we accept all major credit cards if you'd like to make a generous donation for our invaluable advice. we're also currently accepting applications for the weekly "guest critic" spot...send us a message if you're interested and we'll schedule an interview.

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Who I'd like to meet:

free refills. hard eggs. easy eggs. rye bread. wheat bread. hollandaise. farmers. potters. writers. environmentalists. people who like lemons. anyone who is as hardass about breakfast as us. people who prefer savory to sweet in the a.m. if you're someone who ever orders lunch items at brunch, don't even THINK about contacting us. we are The Breakfast Club.

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