There is a pigeon who keeps shitting on the jeep. not normal pigeon shit, a 3ft by 3ft massive greasy black and grey turd bomb. It covers like half the hood. I'm gonna shoot it with my airsoft gun.
guns guns guns-I'm making an effort to get my c&r license (curio and relics license) Basically any gun with historical signifigance including some destructive devices and machine guns.I will soon have guns shipped directly to my door.
Tucson truly is the ghetto of Arizona! The customers, or I should say the blatantly obvious shoplifters are getting old. As summer drags on they smell worse and worse. The odor is remarkable.
The other ass. managers and I have banded together and decided to no longer call the cops. We take em into the stock room and beat em with phone books and pieces of cut up garden hose and then duct tape em and throw em out the roll up door.
Thats awesome...dude the seasonal storms and floods are here so all the bums try and sleep on our sidewalk under our overhang to get out of the rain. The cops and ambulance pull up and blast em with their sirens. They get so drunk they sleep right through it and usually get hog-tied and hauled off.
hey whats up man dont know if you are working tommorrow but there is a car show tommorrow at the natomas high school off of truxel should beany where from 50 to 100 cars starts at 8 or 9 am and goes until 3 or five not sure alright man talk to you later
My homeless people are worse then your homeless people. I've almost shanked 2 of em.I think the heat ,lack of shade and alcohol is warping there minds .Ghetto. People running around in full winter jackets and beanies in the desert in 104 degree heat.Its almost5 like being home except they are a little more blatant here. Scum bags.