PRESS RELEASE – Powerpoint to join forces with Thorp Records:
Powerpoint, Inc. is pleased to announce a merger with Thorp Records, LLC. “This is something that has been brewing for a long time,” says Trevor Graham, Executive Sales Strategist. “Even in these crucial economic times, it is great that two industry leaders can find common ground to promote unity in the business scene. Powerpoint’s proven guitar-driven results are a perfect match for Thorp’s industry leadership.” Lawyers and executives from both parties signed the merger into place last month. While the merger represents a single new direction for both entities, each will continue to operate somewhat independently.
“Our core brand, core values, and core customer base is what helps us put the core in corporation,” says J. Corsica, VP of Personnel Integration. “Thorp will continue to act as a veteran presence in the industry, and both parties will coach each other into best practices.” J. added, “in the past, other organizations and employees have changed their ways, stabbed us in the back, and lost touch with the scene. Thorp Records and Powerpoint, Inc. are both known for staying true and taking that extra step to stay straight and get ahead.”
I'd like to thank Mr. Graham for his outstanding efforts to think outside the box, and bring cross-platform synergies together to create a dynamic new life force in partnership with his at home CEO.
Casual Friday is a tool for lazy workers to get a jump on the weekend. Lame. To help end this day of workplace productivity oppression I got a new tie for Friday.
good afternoon. i'm concerned about a conflict resolution involving two employees found slam dancing in the kitchenette. it is rumored that a consultant broke edge and posi metrics were not met. a lot of fires needed to be put out. i'm sure at the next conference call we can come to a resolution. please touch base with me at your nearest convenience. i believe i have some ideas that will spearhead this project and create a lot of added value.
What university coursework would you like to see in a potential hire? I would like to work for PowerPoint when I get older, and am considering a major in stage diving with a minor in finger pointing.
I hope you guys ran this through legal! The suits love to pick this stuff apart... Let's do lunch and talk about it! Gotta go I have a 1 O'Clock I have to get to...
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