Practically Perfect (In Every Way)

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In Every Way
22 / Female
Oxnard/Redding/Ventura, California, US
Last Login: 11/29/2009

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General

It took 4 years, but I finally have my AA degree. I still want to be a teacher and one day have my own school. Currently, however, I am focusing on a transfer to 4 year university and plan on getting my BA. I'd like to teach in a private Catholic school for a while, then move on. I'm thinking of moving to Arizona or Texas...maybe eventually to the east coast... I also want to write. I LOVE writing! But fear, that I've not found enough time for it lately...The words of a friend even haunt me when I was told that their dream isn't coming true-that is also to write...I MUST make that happen. I MUST make LIFE happen for ME!

You are Conscientious, Agreeable, Neurotic and Open

Extroversion:

You have low extroversion.
You are quiet and reserved in most social situations.
A low key, laid back lifestyle is important to you.
You tend to bond slowly, over time, with one or two people.

Conscientiousness:

You have high conscientiousness.
Intelligent and reliable, you tend to succeed in life.
Most things in your life are organized and planned well.
But you borderline on being a total perfectionist.

Agreeableness:

You have medium agreeableness.
You're generally a friendly and trusting person.
But you also have a healthy dose of cynicism.
You get along well with others, as long as they play fair.

Neuroticism:

You have medium neuroticism.
You're generally cool and collected, but sometimes you do panic.
Little worries or problems can consume you, draining your energy.
Your life is pretty smooth, but there's a few emotional bumps you'd like to get rid of.

Openness to experience:

Your openness to new experiences is medium.
You are generally broad minded when it come to new things.
But if something crosses a moral line, there's no way you'll approve of it.
You are suspicious of anything too wacky, though you do still consider creativity a virtue.

The Five Factor Personality Test

You are a Believer

You believe in God and your chosen religion.
Whether you're Christian, Muslim, Jewish, or Hindu...
Your convictions are strong and unwavering.
You think your religion is the one true way, for everyone.

What's Your Religious Philosophy?

A Believer!!!...I do like to discuss other religious ideas though. Even though I'm 100% convinced my mind will never change. I like hearing about other religions in order to enhance my own personal faith.

You Are Strawberry Ice Cream

A bit shy and sensitive, you are sweet to the core.
You often find yourself on the outside looking in.
Insightful and pensive, you really understand how the world works.

You are most compatible with chocolate chip ice cream.

What Flavor Ice Cream Are You?

A TOTAL DREAMER! Yeah, that's me! My future, yes. What else do I have to think about? My ideal life...Meaningful moment? All the letters I got from myspace friends, the cast party for You The Jury, and my first kiss...(on the hand). Memories...both a blessing and a curse.

Music

traditional church hymns, Celtic music, Hagood Hardy, songs from the twenties-sixties(more and more oldies), musicals(show tunes), singers like Doris Day, Rosemary Clooney, Jo Stafford, Frank Sinatra, Bing Crosby, Barbra Streisand, Elvis Presley, bands like The Beatles, The Partridge Family, Patsy Klein, The Carpenters, Buck Owens, Spice Girls, Back Street Boys, and other modern singers like Micheal Bubble, Josh Groban, Charlot Church, Jonas Brothers, Shaina Twain, Sean Kingston, Avril Levine, Natasha Bedingfield, Karla Bonoff

Your Theme Song is Back in Black by AC/DC

"Back in black, I hit the sack,
I've been too long, I'm glad to be back"

Things tend to get really crazy for you, and sometimes you have to get away from all the chaos.
But each time you stage your comeback, it's even better than the last!

What's Your Theme Song?

Movies

Which Disney Princess Are You?

Ariel

You're the fiery haired and headstrong daughter of King Triton. Ariel first came to surface in The Little Mermaid (1989)

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The Passion, Anne of Green Gables, Anne of Avonlea, Anne the Continuing Story, The Ghost of Mrs. Muire, Stella Dallas, 7 Year Itch, What's Up Doc?, Funny Girl, The Beautician and the Beast, The Never Ending Story 1&2, The Breakfast Club, October Sky, Walk to Remember, Sound of Music, Newsies, Bye-Bye Birdie, Hello Dolly, Mary Poppins, White Christmas, Wonderful Life, Life is Beautiful, The Boy in the Striped Pajamas, The Flamingo Kid, Liars Moon, Outsiders, That Thing You Do, Dancing on the Moon, Pride and Prejudice, The Princess Bride, What a Girl Wants, What Women Want, Passport To Paris, Our Lips Are Sealed, When In Rome, New York Minute, The Challenge, Clueless, How To Loose A Guy In 10 Days, 10 Things I Hate About You, Bridget Jones Diaries, My BIG Fat Greek Wedding, Catch Me If You Can, Big Fish, Nicholas Nicklebee, Spiderman 1-3(haven't seen 3 yet), High School Musical 1&2, Painted Vail, Freedom Writers, Enchanted, The Little Mermaid, Beauty and the Beast, Aquamarine, The Perfect Score, The Breakfast Club, Dirty Dancing, Save The Last Dance, The Perfect Stranger, Elizabethtown, The Invisible, The Devil Wears Prada, Twitches 1&2, The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 1&2, Minute Men, P.S. I Love You, Can't Buy Me Love, Under the Tuscan Sun, Miss Potter, Leather Heads, My Date With The President's Daughter, The Man on the Moon, Cry-baby, Equilibrium, August Rush, Fish Tales, Love Comes Softly, Love's Enduring Promise, Love's Long Journey, Love's Abiding Joy, Love's Unending Legacy, Love's Unfolding Dream, Nanny McPhee, Must Love Dogs, Felicity: A Story of an American Girl, Samantha: An American Girl Holiday, He's Just NOT Into You(the book is WAY better!), The Proposal, and many many more...

Television
Full House, Sister Sister, Sabrina The Teenage Witch, 7th Heaven, Kim Possible, Total Drama Island, 6teen, Extreme Makeover Home Edition, Kyle Xy, George Lopez, According To Jim, Desperate Housewives, Dancing With The Stars, Boston Legal, Samantha Who, Eli Stone, Fashionably Late, Glee, other than that I don't watch it...
Books

Which L.M. Montgomery Heroine are You The Bible(The CLASSIC), The American Girl Series, Story of a Soul(St.Therese), Chronicles of Narnia, Till We have Faces, The Four Loves(Lewis), The Giver, A Tale of Two Cities, Ivanhoe, Nicholas Nicklebee(Dickens), The Princess Bride(Goldman)(WAY better than the movie!),The Awakening(Chopin), Jane Eyre, Wuthering Heights(Bronte), Pride and Prejudice, Persuasion(Austin), Rebbecca, A Man For All Seasons(Robert Bolt), Little Women, Little Men, Jo's Boys, Old Fashioned Girl, Eight Cousins, Rose in Bloom(Alcott), Gone With the Wind(Margaret Mitchel), Scarlet, Jacob Have I Loved(Katherine Paterson), The Enchanted Castle(Edith Nesbit), Gaudies Ladies, Captain Adam, Cristy(Cathrine Marshal), Anne of Green Gables, Anne of the Island, Anne's House of Dreams, Anne of Ingleside(Montgomery), The Joy Luck Club(Amy Tan), Princess Diaries, All American Girl(Meg Cabot), The Confessions of Charlett Doyle(Avi), Summer Of My German Soldier, Morning Is A Long Time In Coming(Bette Greene), A Wrinkle In Time, A Wind At The Door, A Swiftly Tilting Planet, Many Water(Madeleine L'Engle), Ella Enchanted(Gail Carson), Just Ella(Margaret Haddix), P.S. I Love You(Cecelia Ahern), Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse(Stephanie Meyer), A Tree Grows In Brooklyn, Joy In The Morning(Betty Smith), Datable:are you? are they?(Lookadoo&Morgan), He's Just NOT That Into You (poor movie), 10 Stupid Things Women Do to Mess-Up Their Lives, Loves Long Journey, Loves Abiding Joy, Loves Unending Legacy, Loves Unfolding Dream(Janette Oke), and any good book recommendation from a friend! TO READ:Ivanhoe, Tuesdays With Morey STILL READING: Tale of Two Cities Check out my books on Goodreads: http://www.goodreads.com/user/show/1714249-sarah-kern
Heroes
Novena Rose Prayer..

O Little Therese of the Child Jesus,please pick me a rose from the heavenly gardens and send it to me as a message of love.O Little Flower of Jesus,ask God today to grant the favors I now place with confidence in your hands(mention specific request)St.Therese help me to always believe as you did in God's great love for me.
The Trinity! Mary Mother of God, the Saints particularly St. Peter, St. Therese AKA:The Little Flower, St. Augustine(my alma mater), St. Anne(Mary's Mother), St. Elizabeth Seton(first Saint in America), My Guardian Angle, Mom and Dad, Aunt Hannah, L.M. Montgomery, Spiderman.

Details

Status: Single
Here for: Networking, Friends
Hometown: Oxnard
Orientation: Straight
Body type: 5' 6" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
Religion: Catholic
Zodiac Sign: Aries
Children: Someday
Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
Education: In college
Occupation: Student/Tutor/Babysitter/Sales Associate
Income: Less than $30,000

Schools

Ventura College
- Ventura, CA
- Graduated: N/A
- Degree: Associate's Degree
- Major: Liberal Arts
- Minor: Child Development
2007 to Present
St Augustine Academy
- Ventura, CA
- Graduated: 2005
- Student status: Alumni
- Degree: High School Diploma
- Clubs: Drama, Yearbook
2003 to 2005

Networking

Always attempting to write and finish a book, but I either don't want to or never have the time.

Companies

Oxnard High School
- Oxnard, CA US
- AVID Tutor
September 2008-Now
Chico's
- Ventura, CA US
- Sales Associate
March 2009-Now
PEAK
- Ventura, CA US
July 2009-Now

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About me:

You Are 40% Left Brained, 60% Right Brained

The left side of your brain controls verbal ability, attention to detail, and reasoning.
Left brained people are good at communication and persuading others.
If you're left brained, you are likely good at math and logic.
Your left brain prefers dogs, reading, and quiet.

The right side of your brain is all about creativity and flexibility.
Daring and intuitive, right brained people see the world in their unique way.
If you're right brained, you likely have a talent for creative writing and art.
Your right brain prefers day dreaming, philosophy, and sports.

Are You Right or Left Brained?

YES! I'm more like Mom than Dad! HOW FRIENDS SEE ME: Only good times and jolly ones are had with Sarah... the princess of Beachcomer Way... there she waits and leaves her premise at her leisure(mind that of school, work etc) but many have thought her "sweet and simple" she is an amazing labyrinth of surprise and bewilderment.... the books and crowds she delves into, the wonder she derives from a simple flower... ah, one may never know know comprehend the extent and worth nor measure! HOW I SEE MYSELF:...One was a lady in her early twenties. She wore a high topped collared blouse and a floor length, tan skirt. Her hair was strawberry blond, held tightly in a bun, underneath her traveling hat; her lavender eyes looked out to the unending sea; her nose was that of a true aristocratic heir; her rose-red lips seemed to smile-almost laugh-at some small, safely guarded, secret amusement; and her olive skin was beginning to blush under the mornings warm, autumn sun. If you can see her now, dear reader, you'd think she was a wood nymph out of a fairy tale, but you'd be scared to ask her if she was, for fear she may laugh at you...

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childhood ambition	to be a teacher and a Mommy
fondest memory	flying kites and building forts on the beach with my family
sound track	anything Barbra Streisand because of her strong, powerful voice
vacation	visiting Anne Hathaway's cottage in England
wildest dream	write a famous novel and have it turned into a movie
proudest moment	8th grade graduation!
biggest challenge	keeping busy and motivated
perfect day	everyday! God made them!
first job	babysitting the neighborhood children
movie	Big Fish because Ewan McGregor's character reminds me of me
favorite subject	English literature because I love words
my life is...	an adventurous learning experience
define success	being happy with who I am and what I do

By Sarah Standford

You Have a Melancholic Temperament

Introspective and reflective, you think about everything and anything.
You are a soft-hearted daydreamer. You long for your ideal life.
You love silence and solitude. Everyday life is usually too chaotic for you.

Given enough time alone, it's easy for you to find inner peace.
You tend to be spiritual, having found your own meaning of life.
Wise and patient, you can help people through difficult times.

At your worst, you brood and sulk. Your negative thoughts can trap you.
You are reserved and withdrawn. This makes it hard to connect to others.
You tend to over think small things, making decisions difficult.

What Temperament Are You?

So I'm melancholic. Hmmm...I guess most [if not all] of this stuff is true about me...

You Belong in Rome

You're a big city soul with a small town heart
Which is why you're attracted to the romance of Rome
Strolling down picture perfect streets, cappuccino in hand
And gorgeous Italian people - could life get any better?

What City Do You Belong In?

"Roma,Roma,Roma..." Okay, so what if the previous quote is from a Mary-Kate and Ashley movie [When in Rome...("Do As The Romans Do")]. Although Rome is not first on my list of places to visit, I agree with this test! After all..."Catholic headquaters" is there...!;)

Your Seduction Style: The Charismatic

You're beyond seductive, you're downright magnetic!
You life live and approach seduction on a grand scale.
You have an inner self confidence and energy that most people lack
It's these talents that make you seem extraordinary - and you truly are!

What Is Your Seduction Style?

Okay, lame test. I could really care less about my "seduction style", but I guess it may come in handy someday...Ideal lover?...If I'm to get real "critical" I'd have to argue that there's no such think as "ideal", but still...one can dream, can't they?...

You're a Shy Kisser

You *do* love to kiss, once your comfortable with it.
And that means you need to know the person you're kissing pretty well.
You usually don't make the first move when it comes to making out.
But you've got plenty of intensity to give in return!

What Kind of Kisser Are You?

Kisser? Grossseee! Shy? Yes. Kisser? DEFINE (inside SAA jokes) "kisser".

Who I'd like to meet:

The Creator: God the Father,Son, and Holy Spirit! Saints: St. Therese(AKA:The Little Flower", St. Augustine, St. Anne, and St. Elizabeth Seton Famous People: Julie Andrews, Christopher Plummer, Collin Firth, Matt Dillon, Megan Fallows, and Jonathan Crumbie, L.M. Montgomery, Louisa May Alcott...and other writers Others: Old Acquaintances(People I already know), anyone interested in...any awesome classic books, talking about religion(of any kind), politics, the way of life, etc. ..Sarah Lynda Kern's Profile | Create Your Badge

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The Disney Divas

Despite popular belief, it is my opinion that the 'modern woman' still wants her Prince to rescue her and keep her out of harms way. ...So what do the 'desperate housewives' have to say to that?...

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Comments

Bethany Kern

Nov 24 2009 3:42 AM

You're welcome. I love your writing sister!
Bethany Kern

Nov 23 2009 1:39 AM

What that's awesome. I'm goin to go check out that blog right now!
Bethany Kern

Nov 10 2009 1:54 AM

Hey do you have Facebook? I'm on there sometimes. I think I like it better.
Bethany Kern

Sep 10 2009 9:08 PM

Awww so sweet I'm known as Miss Beth I'm an assistant with my gyms Healthy Kids fitness program.
They call every by "Miss" even the instructor,Laurie who is married.
Thank you quite a compliment Snow White is darn pretty. AND you look like Julia Stiles
.:KATE!

Sep 9 2009 5:18 PM

Haha! Okay - as long as you're willing to fund them!
Bethany Kern

Jul 30 2009 3:22 AM

Hahaha You rule Sarah. Do you know this?
Anne Shirley (Anne with…Anne Shirley

Jun 8 2009 9:21 PM

I thought nothing could be as bad as red hair. Green is ten times worse!
Donna

Jun 2 2009 3:22 AM

haha wow!
finally i get to see a pic after all these years! lol.
so when are you guys getting married? hehe.

I would like to here the story one day of how you found him....
SanSan Saelee

May 19 2009 5:23 AM

lol.........Yeah! That's why my brain doesn't function. J/k Omg.....I forgot what city u moved too. U live by the beach, Lucky u. I'm so coming to visit u. Let me work on my abs. lol u should so tell him about me, since he has a good sense of humor.

You know we can so go bar hopping. Is there any gay bar r club down there? we can always go check it out.
[angie]

May 6 2009 6:57 AM

hey youu. tea keeps me up too. how have you been?

i just saw x men for the second time.
-XXX-tina

May 6 2009 6:36 AM

hey. lol. oouuu spanish/ crazy!!! lol. sooo did u ever talk to that guy u were crazy about??? lol.
ElizabethElizabeth Bennet

May 4 2009 9:27 AM

Have a wonderful week!

Yours ever,
Eliza
Jane Eyre

Apr 16 2009 1:34 PM

Thank you for your comment, and have a lovely weekend.
SanSan Saelee

Mar 31 2009 5:25 AM

and then and then.......
Anna

Mar 24 2009 3:12 PM

hey? are you doing ok? i got an email... and it was from you requesting money??? lol... is that spam? i tried forwarding it to you, but someone else i think wrote me back??? call me soon, let me know you're ok?
ANGELAngel Portillo

Mar 18 2009 1:38 AM

Hey you, thanks for the comment!
Happy Pats day to you too! lol
I hope everything is going well for you.
God bless!
Anne Shirley (Anne with…Anne Shirley

Mar 10 2009 7:26 PM

Tomorrow is always fresh with no mistakes in it.
Andrea.

Mar 2 2009 5:17 AM

that is a very cute cut, I think it's a good idea :)
Anna

Mar 1 2009 5:46 PM

where's my email!!! lol.. call me sometime!
Megan

Feb 27 2009 2:44 AM

Craazzy!!! ...but cute ;)
Tiffo

Feb 25 2009 6:37 PM

cute!
Andrea.

Feb 24 2009 3:46 AM

hehe thank you :) I feel soo old!! the big 2 3 !! trust me, you don't want to catch up to that lol :)
John

Feb 20 2009 9:17 PM
John

Feb 16 2009 5:46 PM
Jeannie

Jan 22 2009 6:18 AM

I just finished taking child development classes. i work as in infant teacher in a childcare center in TO. i love it. umm i'm not sure what my plans are this sunday yet.

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