About me: I'm a guy's guy in a world where they are disappearing fast. I was told that the best way to get a girl is not to be one yourself. So take off the skinny jeans -- put on your big boy pants and come get a dose of reality from the Truth Merchants...
It's your cumpleaños, the big 30! Congrats. You'll be moving here soon. Guess I should go ahead and hit up that Vickie's Secret, huh? ;) Enjoy your Birthday, Mr. Swagger!
I almost started gushing with pride when I saw I was a top friend...then I realized you only have 11 friends, so EVERYONE is on your top! Lol...thanks buddy!