Motorcycle roadtripping, particularly the less-travelled bits of Rte.66, tennis, freedom-fighting, Bill Kurtis-documentary watching, bowling, giggin', scuba, snowboarding, waterskiing, couch/web/shoulder surfing, USAFB & NAS airshows, small theatre and independent flicks, large caliber firearms and WMD's (screw tolerance), cryogenic preservation, chemical preservation (Capt 'n' Coke, 'Ludes and stuff), tokamaks, cooking w/ fresh ingredients, occasional pooping and camping, Craftsman tools, hardware and fasteners, Pheromones and Gardenerella flora in pleasant balance, Cruiserline Ventiports, discount and grocery shopping, and laundry. NY-style p-pie(bliss!). Papaver somniferum and all its derivatives. I can't be PC, and can't be bothered with the Cal.P.C., bored games, network sports, stand-up comedy, shallow insincere materialistic folks, liars/lawyers, govt employees, NIMBY's, poor listeners, career politicians, or porn. Sleep and daylight are overrated; I'd be fine if the sun never rose again as long as there's the monthly full moon.
Music
(Punk): At the Drive In, Peter and the Test Tube Babies, SubHumAns, Conflict, Antisect, Descendents, Rhino 39, Angry Samoans, Fear, Angelic Upstarts, Samiam, Icons of Filth, Knapsack, Business, Jawbreaker, Germs, Toy Dolls, MDC, U.N.C.L.E. spectre, Adolescents, XRay Specs, Abrasive Wheels, Tiltwheel, Red Scare, Goldfinger, Flipper, Dickies, Manic Hispanic, Damned, Minor Threat/Egghunt/Embrace/Fugazi, GBH, Oxymoron, 4Skins, Partisans, Legal Weapon, Stranglers, Alleycats, Vice Squad, Da Pigs, Sham 69, 999, Sin 34, Buzzcocks, DOA, Stains, ChronGen, Coicle Joiks, Varukers, "Stevo" Vandals, Nip Drivers, Go Betty Go, Chiefs, Dead Boys, early Social D., early Clash, China White, Murder City Devils, early X, Mau-maus (both), 45 Grave, Gonads, Los Plugz, Poison Girls, Mentors, Rotters, Eddie and the Subtitles, Yobs, Superheroines, Middle Class, the Last, Speed Queens, Wasted Youth, Black Flag, TSOL, DK's, (Progressive): Van der Graaf Generator/Peter Hammill, Caravan, 3 Mustaphas 3, The Flock, Focus, Roxy Music, The Move, Yes, Keith Tippet, Soft Machine, (Gabriel)Genesis, King Crimson, Silver Meter, Amon Duul, Gentle Giant, PFM, Gong, (Pop/Rock/NewWave): early Stones, Devo, Elvis C., Runaways, Love, Berlin, Grupo Sportivo, Motels, Joplin, Ramones, Guess Who, (Mosley) Faith No More, Wall of Voodoo, Joe Jackson, Suburban Lawns, Seal, Turtles, Gerry and the Pacemakers, Talking Heads, Blodwyn Pig, P.I.L. but not SexPistols!, CSN&Y, Four Tops, Jethro Tull, CTA, Patti Smith, Seeds, Pogues, Dick Dale, XTC, David Peel, B52's, 5678's, Standells, Cure, Cramps, Mama & Papas, Shangri-las and any P.Spector oldies, Cream, Pretenders/I cream for Chrissie Hyndes' voice!, Righteous Bros., Jim Carroll, Zappa, Paul Revere, Sinatra, Animals, Todd Rundgren (Classical/BigBand/Salsa): most any! Say no to: Rap, especially gangsta, Metal or speed Metal, Thrash, Industrial, Disco, Country, and finally, Classic Rock such as Led Zep, B Sabbath, CCR, Seger, Eagles, Who, Springstein, and the such make me ill, esp. after 1000+ plays! If I hear Free Bird one more time, I'm going postal. Simple music, I suppose, for SIMPLE people.
In a 1977 radio interview, John Lydon of the Sex Pistols played two tracks from the album and expressed his admiration for Hammill in glowing terms: "Peter Hammill's great. A true original. I've just liked him for years. If you listen to his solo albums, I'm damn sure Bowie copied a lot out of that geezer. The credit he deserves, has just not been given to him. I love all his stuff".
Movies
U-Turn, (Truman Capote's) Glass House, Straight Time, My Cousin Vinny, Godfather (I & II), A Clockwork Orange, Romey and Michelle's HS Reunion, Cape Fear, 10 Things I Hate About You, Unfaithful, Heat, Cujo, Taxi Driver, Angel Eyes, Sea of Love, Dirty Dancing, Straw Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Silver Streak, The Weather Man, Brokedown Palace, Crash(1996), Blood Feast, Two Thousand Maniacs!, Female Trouble, Breakfast Club, Salton Sea, White Palace, Blood In Blood Out, The Other Side of Midnight, Mad Dog Morgan, The Exorcist, Full Metal Jacket, Hollywood Knights, Honeymoon in Vegas, Goodfellas, Portnoy's Complaint, Casino, Firstborn, Dead End, Crime in the Streets, Hot Rods to Hell, Election, Little Children, Repo Man, Gummo, Boys Don't Cry, Wizard of Oz, The Warriors, Citizen Cane, Wknd at Bernie's, Midnight Express, It Happened in Hollywood, Bride of Frankenstein, Frankenstein vs the Wolf Man, Dead Alive, Damn Yankees, Godzilla, Rodan, The Blob, Invaders from Mars, Fearless Vampire Killers, The Crawling Eye, 3 O'clock High, Clerks I/II
Television
MODERN MARVELS over and over again(Max Raphael!), (A&E!) Anything with Bill Kurtis narrating (A.J., C.C.F., I.R., I.H., rape, murder, rape, mayhem, rape AND murder; I like rape!), Dirty Jobs with Mike Rowe and poo, Dog The Bounty Hunter, Any network news program, Mail Call w/ R.Lee Ermy, Future Weapons, Sixty Minutes, Meet the Press w/Russert, Three Stooges, Felix the Cat w/ Vavoom, Popeye w/ the Goons, Twilight Zone, Totally Busted, Married with Children, Jay Leno (Never Dave!), Punky Chips A'Oi! (Commercial!), Most Geico one's, especially the cavemen and M.Wallace's kid cousin, PBS, IFC, SUN, TLC, THC, SCI, DSC, MILT, NGC, CTV, Food.
Jesus Christ, Everybody who lives like today is their last, Duane "Dog" Chapman, Peter Hammill, my recently deceased BFF/brother/soulmate Ralphieboy, Pops, Steve Croc Hunter Irwin, Nubs, Richard "quig" Quigley- my recently deceased friend/mentor/hero and co-founder of the Helmet Law Defense League, Tim Russert, patriots Randy Weaver & Tim McVeigh, torturers/murderers/rapists Charles Ng & Leonard Lake(not so much for their crimes, but for their abilities to avoid the justice system!), NoHo bankrobbers Emil Matasareanu & Larry Phillips, moguls Steve Wynn, Howie Hughes & Warren Buffet, Stephen Yagman (of Yagman & Yagman & Reichmann fame) for the courage to take on the LAPD LASD and other lowlife abusers of civil rights. ALL of our fallen and active soldiers and veterans, and even former-President GW Bush.
And yes, I voted for
McCain
About me: No need for stupid slideshows, glitter or graphics here. If you're unable to visualize what interests me, then go find yourself some imagination. In the event my ACID tongue is too bitter for your tastes, so to speak, then move along
Me, Etch! An ordinary run-of-the-mill f-up. A certified lunatic!
Priorities: My offspring and the two from whom I sprang (first); enjoying this earth (second); enjoying the people I share it with (third). Spiritual faith, social truth and Capt Morgan rum are imperatives. Sustenance, currency, and all else are secondary and nearly meaningless to the foregoing.
Weaned on rum, I'm just an L.A. Area Newyorican punkrock pisces biker, holding at 49 1/2 (I can't bring myself to utter fi, fif..), 5'6", 160 lbs, hygenically immaculate, noncustodial father of a troubled 18 y-o daughter. I'm a well-traveled USC psych grad with super-enduring friendships; a lamster that rarely acts his age. I'm methodical, have extreme patience and a filthy-rat Harley, but no real job or home. I'm nostalgic, which translates to packrat! I'm perceptive and considerate, and rarely enjoy time alone and I'm brutally honest to a fault. I'm witty, but kinda slow, so I suppose that makes me slow-wittied. I'm a carefree unruly chop-busting romantic psychobitchfromhellay-magnet nite-owl pillbilly that loves the fine arts and dive bars. Love to drink, hate to puke (crapping out the mouth?! Not in the last 28 yrs). Love to cook, hate to eat, only 'cause I hate to poop! Must shower after poop. So retentive, my eyes are brown. Cheating death, dodging the law, one day at a time. I normally test and flagrantly defy most unnecessary rules, laws, orders, and sometimes pass on the right. I simply abide by most of the Ten Commandments. I'm habitually tardy, unorganized and I procrastinate. I plan only hours or at most, days ahead. I've never experienced boredom; I imagine boring people get bored. Don't expect ME to entertain you, but I likely will.... Occasionally caustic and abrasive; yet sometimes sweet, passive, and normally lo-pro' chill. My loving and doting mum is responsible for the occasional delusions of grandeur. Hater? Nope. Separatist and sometimes cynically prejudiced? Sure. My aftn starts when your eve ends, however, I'm not tweakin'; jus' keepin' the hours of my nearly lost youth. I use, but never abuse. What else might account for the random twisted thoughts that pass through my dizzy head? Oh yeah, I can still do cartwheels at my age. What I've missed in stellar musical performances (of which there's very little I haven't seen), I've made up in near-death sexperiences and sexcapades. Enjoy the photos, keeping in mind that pics from the better nights are too incriminating to post.
Who I'd like to meet: Friends and lovers from the FUN variety, and specifically looking for a feminine passenger/companion, or more, if we click. One that makes my toes curl; not my lunch hurl. Seeking emotionally strong sensual spontaneous passionate proportional opinionated selfless imperfect common-sensed gal who has never fallen the way of black interracial dating. Must drive AMERICAN or nothing at all. Call me ol' school, but I like fur down there in the underwear. Little or no kink, dramatics, store-bought glands, tatts or piercings, and comely clean looks are a plus. Also a plus: A well-paying job outside the house and an existing cold spot next to you in the sack. Biggest plus: You wear glasses and underwear (thongs are not underwear!). They say I'm gonna make a nice bitch for some butch. Don't hit me up if you don't have more than a few lines about yourself, unless I already know you or your music. And for those I know, I will kill without a trace for good insurance money, but please don't set me up for one of those hidden video stings. I'm gonna be havin' fun with or without you; but wouldn't mind having a witness to mi vida loca and a partner in a life of petty crime.
CHECK OUT MY VIDEO ON FATHER ALBERTO - I'M SURE YOU HEARD THE STORY ABOUT HIM, HE'S NOT A CATHOLIC FATHER ANYMORE - YOU PROBABLY WON'T GET IT BECAUSE IT'S IN SPANISH, BUT WHAT THE HECK, IT'S FUNNY JUST WATCHIN' YOU HAVE TO LEARN TO BE SPANGLISH, HA-HA LIKE ME, SEE HOW GOOD I'M GETTING ON WRITING SPANISH
I love to make people smile life is too short for drama, depression, stress and sadness. Most people don't even realize that. Everyone always have two choices in life - live or die While we are here in hell, we might as well LIVE IT UP because once you die and go to heaven, you have to be good and behave, ha-ha God is not going to put up with our ways we might crack a joke or two, but I don't want to be getting hit in the back of my head all the time, for doing something up there that I'm not suppose to be doing, and I surely don't want God to send me back down here. I could be like a door knob everyone just twisting me, back and forth, or how about a toilet seat, everyone crapping on me, LMAO -- noooooo baby, once I'm in heaven, I'm being GOOD!
OOOH all alone, I'd go with you but its kinda far. I'm going to two shows tonight and hopefully the stitches in my leg will not reopen, No Pain, No Game! Have a great Slam Tonight!
Nanette was the only friend I got to visit. The rest of the time I was either working or sick. At least I got to see my mom on mother's day. Hadn't done that since 1995.
lmao yea i hope so too... but i am gonna be a strict mom he is not gonna get away with anything... pushy in your business schools dont let u hit ur kids anymore but grouding them for weeks is worse anyways. lol poor kid doesn't know what he is in for... how is electrician school going?
so...my kid kept procrastinating on photoshoping my double chin out...and i didn't want to wait any longer. your presence at my party meant so much to me. i loves ya. seriously. btw...did you hear? lost the walker..on a cane. next thing you know i will be jumping fences with my bionic hip!
I never said anything about making BIG money. I'm not into that either. I'm quite comfortable with my paycheck from Uncle Sam...and everyone knows we green suiters are not that well paid!
life is too short for drama, depression, stress and sadness.
