Pretentious Record Store Guy
No one ever wins in a hipster battle. No one.

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32 years old
SAINT LOUIS, Missouri
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Last Login: 1/29/2009
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Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Not Sure
Body type:5' 10" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Taoist
Zodiac Sign:Capricorn
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:Undecided
Education:Some college
Occupation:Record Store Clerk/Comic Character
Income:Less than $30,000

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About me:
Basically all you need to know is that I know everything about music, I'm way cooler than you and my hair is epic.
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Who I'd like to meet:
Most people in bands because I feel like I have so much in common with them: they're cool, I'm cool; they have great hair, I have great hair; they write and play music, are very talented artists and date supermodels, actresses and supermodel/actresses, I like music. Also I'd like to meet people with similar tastes in music who can enter into debates with me over the pros and cons of various import singles and b-sides of songs by bands that no one has ever heard about then when they "break" in America we can go to the show and talk about how good they used to be before everybody started liking them. I'd also like to meet any single women out there who have great taste in music, excellent fashion sense, sublime hair and like to hang out in smoke filled concert venues idolizing former band nerds turned alcoholic/anorexics as they sing their angst ridden songs that help us hide our own insecurities in the dimly lit atmosphere. Air Supply and Genesis fans need not apply.

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Centascope





Jun 24 2009 7:48 AM

Hi Pretentious Record Store Guy

Just stopping by to say hello and give you some news. The new album 'Coolgilly and the Freakshow' from Centascope is now available worldwide from CD Baby and directly from the merchandise page of the official website.
You can also get the album from Apple iTunes, MSN Music, Rhapsody, Napster, Amazon and many more.

7 Dollar Ticket





Jun 16 2009 6:23 PM

Hey, I've got a new acoustic demo up of my song "Snapshot Chronicles" up now. Feel free to listen, comment, and if you like it tell your friends. If not, that's cool too.

Thanks,
-7 Dollar Ticket
7 Dollar Ticket





May 20 2009 5:40 PM

Hey comment or message me back to book a show with me and my live band. We'll play at a venue in your area(if you can give us the address) or a house show if you give us a place to stay and some alcohol (So we could sleep on the ground comfortably).

Message back,
7 Dollar Ticket
7 Dollar Ticket





Mar 30 2009 1:18 PM

Hey, my name is P-Kirb$ and I write, record, play all the instruments, and sing on all my tracks. Listen and tell me what you think.

Thanks,
-7 Dollar Ticket
Arteries





Mar 11 2009 12:41 AM

Hello You Pretentious Record Store Guy

We got two new songs for your pleasure

Arteries
Centascope





Feb 14 2009 9:19 AM

The new album 'Coolgilly and the Freakshow' from Centascope is now available worldwide from CD Baby and directly from the merchandise page of the official website.

You can also get the album from Apple iTunes, MSN Music, Rhapsody, Napster, Amazon and many more.


Brittany Bridgewater





Jan 29 2009 11:08 PM

Hey! Thanks for being my friend, I hope you like my music.
Let me know what you think please! I really appreciate your comments =]
dollar bin





Dec 21 2008 6:36 PM

The Sudden Passion





Nov 1 2008 1:24 AM

come out to the mathematicians show tomorrow (sat) night @ the Bluebird. These doods have the most fucking insane live show out there right now, we promise.
Earthworms





Oct 28 2008 10:59 PM

Come out to our Halloween bash!
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The Sudden Passion





Oct 27 2008 7:07 PM

come out on saturday night. we're opening for mathematicians at the bluebird. mathematicians are fucking crrrraazzzy live, i promise.
The Sudden Passion





Oct 5 2008 6:13 PM

ManFlesh





Sep 6 2008 6:42 PM

fuck buttons opened for us.
then they sold out.
The Sudden Passion





Sep 1 2008 12:00 AM

The Sudden Passion is doing a 21+ show at the Tin Can (1909 Locust Avenue) NEXT SATURDAY.
Hope to see you there!
corey!





Jun 29 2008 2:09 AM

los, i was in the stl last week and happened to go into starclipper where i found your rag on the rack. congrats on publishing, dude! i loved pearl jam pete and bleed the blood of the dying. it totally had me pining for afternoons back at the record store, having to wait fifteen minutes and hold my breath after you used the bathroom. also, update your comment system on sci-fi or poly-sci, because i refuse to use outlook and now i have to post this whole thing about your poops on myspace.
FEMME FATALITY (REMIX ALBUM NOW ON I TUNES!!!)





Apr 22 2008 7:09 AM

FEMME FATALITY'S ST LOUIS CD RELEASE PARTY MAY 3 AT THE CREEPY CRAWL
Earthworms





Apr 11 2008 9:07 PM

Come out this sat night!
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dollar bin





Nov 19 2007 4:11 PM

Tom Verlaine





Oct 2 2007 6:05 PM

Hi. The dvd is now out and reviews are beginning to come in:

"Remarkable, essential, and endlessly watchable" says The New York Sun http://www.nysun.com/article/63769

"One of the greatest movie nights of my life" - Cumbustible Celluloid http://www.combustiblecelluloid.com/classic/tomverl.shtml

I've blogged more reviews on the site.
Lonely Procession





Sep 22 2007 3:14 AM

Tom Verlaine





Aug 23 2007 11:51 AM

Thanks for the friendspot and for helping spread the word about the new dvd.

All the best.

(ed. note: business aside, f*cking hilarious.)
Redd handed records





Apr 22 2007 8:28 AM

A Whats Up Just Showin Ya Some luv today stop by sometime

Holla Back At Yo Boy Show St.Louis Some Luv

To All You Mc's Tryin To Get Out And Get Your Name

We Got A Compilation Coming Holla At Me We Can Get Your Tracks On And Get You Heard Deadline Is May 10th Get At Me
If It's Copy Writen Or Not We Promote Unsigned Mc's
Just Send What Track You Want On The Double Disc Compilation
And Your Bio For The Cover Book And We'll Get You Heard
Send To Wisemannc5112000@yahoo.com
We Make Beats As Well So Holla At Us
Teh Game&Plan





Apr 2 2007 6:56 AM

pretentious record store guy,

we love you. sometimes lets get together with james murphy of lcd soundsystem and discuss various DFA artists and talk about how much we all love Black Dice.

-teh gameplan

p.s. i heard james murphy doesnt listen to any music for an entire year preceeding his album releases. you should try it, its WAY pretentious.
Zombies Ate My Neighbors (NEW SHOWS/BOOKING MORE)





Oct 2 2006 8:27 AM

Hey new friend!!
Teh Game&Plan





Aug 25 2006 1:57 AM

dang thats a good point.

maybe we shouldn't have denied all those offers from atlantic and warner bros records.
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