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Old School
Dancin' in the dark, walkin' through the park
and reminiscing...
ENON RULZ
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Three Line Plays Vol. 1: Queen Mercury
Queen Mercury
The Players
Guy..................................................Stoner 1
Dude................................................Stoner 2
Scene 1[The curtain rises on a scene wherein two obviously wasted young men lounge on a tattered orange-brown couch with an opened bag of cheetos between them. Stoner 1 is on the left cushion, his hair a tangled nest of brown, wearing a shirt that reads "Detroit Rock City". He rests his head on his left hand, bored. Stoner 2, with long blonde hair, is on the right, left hand resting idly in the bag of cheetos, right arm dangling off the right arm of the couch, holding a joint which is making contact with the carpet. He does not notice. An end-table to the left of the couch holds an ashtray with a still-smoking roach in it, an opened can of mountain dew and a stereo. To the right of the couch is a small trashcan that is overflowing. Various magazines, candy wrappers and other kinds of trash are strewn across the floor, and mixed in are clothes that are not obviously clean or dirty. The room lit for by an old, flickering television--currently the holder of the boys "attention"--positioned directly in front of the couch. The TV is either turned down quite low, or muted altogether. Queen's "Fat Bottomed Girls" is heard playing on the radio. Stoner 1 is still looking at the TV when he begins to speak.]
Stoner 1: Dude...do you think Freddy Mercury was into fat chicks?
Stoner 2: Freddy mercury was gay...er...than gay.
[A two-minute long silence passes between them as the song finishes. Then Stoner 1 suddenly sits upright with eyes wide, and turns to his friend as if struck by a sudden epiphany.]
Stoner 1: *laughing* Dude! You so did not answer my question! So did not!
[Stoner 2 only response is with a bewildered look. The curtain falls.] -
"I wanna fuck you (jizz mix)" - Akon feat. Snoop Dogg
[Akon:] Konvict...Music...and you know we Up front.
[Chorus: Akon]
I see you windin n grindin' up on that pole,
I know u see me jizzin' at you and you already know
I wanna fuck you (fuck you), you already know
I wanna fuck you (fuck you), you already know
Jizz...
[Snoop Dogg]
Jizzin' in the air as mo feel jizzin' on your coat tail take you to the motel,
jizz sale,
dont jizz,
wont jizz,
baby say I dont jizz dogg but she jizzed on me,
oh well,
take a picture wit me,
what the jizz gon do,
baby stick to me & jizz'll stick on u,
if u pick me then ima jizz on you,
d-o-double g and im here to put this jizz on you,
I'm stuck on pussy and yours is right,
Jizz ridin on them poles and them doors is tight
and ima jizz me a shot for the end of the night 'cause pussy is jizzy and baby ur jizzy for life.
[Chorus: Akon]
I see you windin n grindin up on that pole,
I know u see me jizzin' at you and you already know
I wanna fuck you (fuck you), you already know
I wanna fuck you (fuck you), you already know
[Akon]
Shorty I can see u aint lonely handful of niggas n they all got jizz,
see u lookin at me now whats it gonna be just another jizz far as I can see,
tryin jizz u up out this club if it means jizzin' a couple dubs,
jizzin bout 30 stacks in the back make it rain like that 'cause I'm far from a scrub,
u kno my jizzigree,
ex-jizzer use to move jizzamines,
girl I jizz money like it dont jizz nothin and besides I got a jizz for u.
[Chorus: Akon]
I see you windin n grindin up on that pole,
I know u see me jizzin' at you and you already know
I wanna fuck you (fuck you), you already know
I wanna fuck you (fuck you), you already know
Jizz...
[Snoop Dogg]
Jizzin' through club in low pressin im sittin in the back in the jizzers section (just jizzin'),
birds jizz,
I got a clear jizz, you cant see me but I can see u (baby I see jizz),
its jizz we jet the mood is set,
your pussy is wet u rubbin your back and touchin my jizz,
ur body is movin' u humpin' n jumpin' ur titties is jizzin' u smilin' n grinnin' n lookin at me.
[Akon]
Girl n while your looking at me im ready to jizz the caddy right up on the patio move the patty to the jizzy,
baby you got a phatty the type I like to jizzy wantin to just give u everythin n thats kinda jizzy,
'cause I'm lovin the way you shake your ass , jizzin', got me tippin' my jizz,
Normally dont get caught up to fast but I got a jizz for you.
[Chorus: Akon]
I see you windin n grindin up on that pole,
I know you see me jizzin' at you and you already know
I wanna fuck you (fuck you), you already know
I wanna fuck you (fuck you), you already know
[Chorus: Akon]
I see you windin n grindin up on that pole,
I know you see me jizzin' at you and you already know
I wanna fuck you (fuck you), you already know
I wanna fuck you (fuck you), you already know
Jizz...