Alana the Great
Alana the Great I am the master of my universe!

Female
100 years old
TEMPE, Arizona
United States



Last Login: 12/31/2009
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    Alana the Great's Interests
Generalacting, modeling, music, really twisted fucked up comedy, drunk people, people who know what they want but aren't all that motivated, old people cussing makes me giggle
Music
What Beatle are you?

John Lennon

You enjoy poetry, painting & a fine wine. A lover not a fighter.

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One band I think everyone should check out live atleast once... Sleepytime Gorrila Museum "Do not go gently
Into that good night
Rage against the
Dying of the light"
Your eyes are yours to close
Never let go
Sleep is wrong
..http://www.sleepytimegorillamuseum.com/>~SleepyTime Gorilla Museum
http://www.sleepytimegorillamuseum.com
MoviesAny movie I've worked on!!! I love Grapes of Wrath, Willy Wonka, I loved Fight Club as well as many other Brad Pitt films... not so much Troy though, I didn't care for that very much... boring! Very Bad things was awesome and hilarious. Terror of Tiny Town was a great black & white flick with an all little person cast. There are lots of other movies I like a lot, but I don't remember the names. I probably smoked pot before watching it and forgot. It happens a lot. Anything with Christopher Walken, Adam Sandler stuff, Tom Cruise B.C. (before he jumped the couch), much more.... just ask.
Please also send me any movie suggestions you have.
TelevisionI'm adicted to 24.
BooksBooks! Check 'em out! Books! Check 'em out! Read about stars and cars, playin' electric guitars, and cops who work hard patrollin' the boulavard. Heavy weight champs and their craziest bouts! Books! Check 'em out! Books! Check 'em out! At your library!
Heroescurrently accepting applications

     Alana the Great's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Friends
Hometown:Mesa AZ
Body type:5' 9" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Libra
Children:Love kids, but not for me
Occupation:artist

   Alana the Great's Schools
Arizona State University-Main Campus
Tempe, ARIZONA
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: None
Major: Bong Hits
Minor: rocket science
 

2001 to 2003
Red Mountain High School
Mesa, ARIZONA
Graduated: 1998
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: Basketball Spanish FCA Minds Eye RIF
 

1996 to 1998

   Alana the Great's Networking
Film - Drama - Acting

Modeling - Model - Runway

Theatre - Drama - Acting


   Alana the Great's Companies
Dani's Agency
All over, AZ US
Talent

Tempe Improv
Tempe, AZ US
Box Office Bitch

Anticonformity
Tempe, AZ US
Shirt Rack




Alana the Great it has been a long time. Posted at 5:41 PM Nov 20, 2009
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   Alana the Great's Blurbs
About me:

I am the master of my universe, kinda like He-man, but I don't have a skeletal arch nemisis. 

I never stop smiling. 

I love Dr. Pepper. It's probably an addiction. 

I eat like a bird. 

I drive a bitchin' camaro.

I've been modeling for a few years and caught the acting bug while working as a PA on the set of The Kingdom. After several movies, one made for TV movie, a commerical, and being on the cover of a magazine. I know that I found what I really love doing. 

I love to hurry up to wait. apparently.


 I can laugh at myself, and it's a good thing too.... because I am forced to do it often. 


Okay, that was the sweet stuff... here's the dirt on me... 

I'm generally a really nice person. BUT sometimes when I see someone get hurt. I laugh a little bit. Hahahaha! Oh, come on... you probably do too! 


IF YOU HAVE A PRIVATE PROFILE: and I don't know you, you better send me a message, or I will think you are an asshole. plain and simple. Even if you are not. 



There is much more to this girl the people of Earth know as "ALANA" than I care to explain now. ( and seriously, how much more are you willing to read?) If you are still completely fascinated... then send me a message.

Who I'd like to meet:
I'm not looking to meet anyone. It just happens.






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Sep 25 2009 8:54 PM

Hey Alana The Great:

Merely stopping by on a whim to wish you an amazingly profound & spectacular sagacious HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

~

Coat
Terry Lowe

Terry Lowe



Sep 25 2009 8:54 PM

Happy Birthday!
Rev. Bookburn

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Sep 25 2009 8:54 PM

Wishing you a very happy birthday. Rev. Bookburn - Radio Volta
jun banting

jun banting



Sep 25 2009 8:53 PM

happy birthday my friend!  peace
SPACE MACE

Thaddeus Mace Wike



Sep 25 2009 8:53 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALANA!
Stretch

Lurch Adator



Sep 17 2009 9:06 PM

Hey long time no talk how you been? Any word on american youth.
Dr. Barely Illuminatus

Gern Blanston



Jun 21 2009 6:28 AM



poke, poke.
Christian Medina

Christian Medina



May 27 2009 2:10 AM

good vibes
Mike Goblin

Mike Goblin



Jun 6 2009 7:29 AM

Great Page,like your Burning Man photo's
Thomas

Thomas Neillings



Jun 9 2009 12:21 AM

By any other name Pictures, Images and Photos

Tenderness and rot
share a border.
And rot is an
aggressive neighbor
whose iridescence
keeps creeping over.

No lessons
can be drawn
from this however.

One is not
two countries.
One is not meat
corrupting.

It is important
to stay sweet
and loving.

Dwayne

Dwayne



Jun 10 2009 5:13 PM

Hi Alana,hope you have a nice day !!
Tom

Tom Bernard



Jun 3 2009 12:43 AM

I hope you're having a wonderful shift, darlin'!
Illusions by Vick

Illusions by Vick



Jun 4 2009 1:24 AM

Please accept my invitation to
THINK Outside the Box

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Eric Valdez // MOViN 97.5



May 31 2009 7:53 PM

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luke - aka KEENO

luke keen



Apr 24 2009 5:03 PM

Hey lady! Hope life's treating you tip top there my dear!
Now I don't know if you don't have any problems speaking in public but if you did... this might help! Just a little film I edited together for work at the BBC that made me chuckle so wanted to share.




have a wicked weekend! I'm sure you will


cheers

Keeno
DJ_PAULG

Paul Giannakouris



Apr 18 2009 10:03 AM

All the best,cheers:)
Ninja Track Productions

Ninja Track Productions



Apr 20 2009 8:11 PM

Just stoppin' by to stay to show some luv Alana.
Have a great week!
Danny D

Danny D



Apr 12 2009 1:12 AM

I hope you have a great Easter Sunday!!!

Take care
Danny

PS: Thank you for being a friend on here!!
Mikchael

Mikchael



Apr 16 2009 10:16 PM

Miss Alana, Hope you are doing Great and that this weekend brings you many Good Times....Take Care and Keep Smiling....:)
Mikey P

 Mikey P



Apr 17 2009 12:08 AM

Hey Alana the Great!
Sorry to hear about the unemployed status. Like your quote says, you are the master of your universe. Just remain positive and be yourself and you will find something. Of course you may have to beat the bushes a bit until something crawls out. I was unemployed for 3 weeks until just today. Seems when I stopped worrying and projecting the negative and depressing energy, the Universe shifted such that it all worked out, in the best interests of my career. You definitely have the beauty inside and out, let it shine and everyone should notice.
:-)
BJ

Billy Cahill



Apr 1 2009 6:10 PM

Not much here, how about you.
No Idid not get a chance to go to the runion, Did you?
Melissa Moxie

Melissa Suzanne



Apr 7 2009 8:36 PM

I would be happy to do styling for you, lovely lady!
Eric Valdez // MOViN 97.5

Eric Valdez // MOViN 97.5



Apr 12 2009 5:04 PM

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♠ Dana

♠ Dana



Apr 12 2009 11:57 AM

Happy Easter!

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john

john



Apr 1 2009 11:36 PM

Iraqs ok this time not gettn shot at or blown up so i'm happy see ya soon...gonna have to say hi when i'm home on leave in a couple of months so email me your ##
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