The Buffinator
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"Whateva! I do what I want!!!"
Female
24 years old
Kansas City, MISSOURI
United States
Last Login: 10/10/2008
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bouncy
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The Buffinator's Interests
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| General | My hobbies are being an asshole, making go-to-hell faces at people, taking naps with my cats, shopping and erratic mood swings.
Other than that, I adore my friends, kitty cats, shopping, fast cars, glitter, Mexican food and laughing at inappropriate moments. | | Music | Right now I'm into singers who are hot. I like videos more than music because you can't listen to hotness. You have to be able to see it.
Also likes - Pink Floyd, Poison, Depeche Mode, Duran Duran | | Movies | The other day I saw this movie but I don't remember what it was called, but this dude from somewhere goes to this place and tries to do something and then he did this other thing and then it was over.
| | Television | Hey, television! I have one of those! That's where I watch the videos for the hot singers.
| | Books | Ummm books or boobs? Books? Uhhh, ohkay. Yeah, those like require reading and stuff and it's like so annoying and like half the time, there's like not even pictures and junk. Lame. | | Heroes | My heros are Batman, Robin, that orange guy who is made of rocks... huh? You mean real heros? Oh. Gah, forget it. I haven't been the least bit serious yet and I'm not going to start now. |
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The Buffinator's Details
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| Status: | Married | | Here for: | Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Jokelahoma City | | Body type: | 5' 8" / More to love! | | Religion: | Other | | Zodiac Sign: | Libra | | Smoke / Drink: | No / Yes | | Education: | College graduate | | Occupation: | Drunken Floozy |
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The Buffinator in ur internets, hacking up hairballz. Aaak aaka aakkakakaaa!
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The Buffinator's Latest Blog Entry
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Do you really know what you think you know?
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I don’t have like a "fancy" MySpace. Does that mean I’m square?
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So what if his face hasn’t fallen off his head?
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Attention Wal-Mart Shoppers!
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Perez Hilton goes from fat... to fat hater? Must be bitchy cuz he’s HUNGRY!
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About me:
***Due to not being able to keep up with messages, I've made my profile available to view. HOWEVER, please note a few things:
-If you don't like fat people, don't waste my time or yours. Sticks and stones, duh.
-If you're someone from the association being a nosy motherfucker, don't kid yourself in thinking you've discovered something you can hold over my head. Others have tried and FAILED and if you're out to damage me, you're going to fail, too. Here's why:
I love me and I'm happy with what I do. And those who *matter* already know about me, so kiss my ass. My time is my business baby, and I suggest you find a hobby, too.
If you're *not* being a jerk and you're just curious because some bitch whispered the rumor in your ear, I hate to say, you're not going to find much interesting here because the rumor is not actually true. So sorry. It's just not the juicy gossip you were hoping it was. Most gossip is disappointing in one way or another.
End of public service announcement. Please continue on with snotty profile comments and other shit that makes no damn sense. Thanks!***
Yo, I rawk.
By the way... WHATEVA! I DO WHAT I WANT!!!
I'm fat. I eat chocolate. I drink beer. I swear a lot. I flash people. I like it, too. That's why I say... Whateva! I do what I want!!!
(However I do obey the speed limit and I pay my taxes. So whateva! I do almost anything I want most of the time!)
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Who I'd like to meet:
I'd like to meet another one of me because I'm so f-ing rad.
See for yourself - http://Buffie.BigCuties.com! LOL
Ohmygawd, boobs!! Oh the humanity!! Whatever shall we do??? How DARE a chunky monkey flash her boobs!!! Someone call the crazy hospital!!! A fat girl thinks she's cute!!! That's INSANE! Cosmo and Glamour and People magazine say you're supposed to hate yourself unless you have mild anorexia. She's breaking the rules! Heretic! Iconoclast! Radical!!! NONCONFORMIST REBEL RENEGADE!!!
There are MORE LIKE HER!!! What the ffff....????? AAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHH!!!! Run away! Hot fat chicks are invading the earth!!!! AAAHAHHAAHHH!!!!!!
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