I basically like to do anything fun, like dance, and do lots and lots of drugs. Drinking booze makes my life worth living, and listening to 90's alt rock albums really make my day. I would like to walk dogs for a living, and make money on the side by selling useless bullshit through ebay.
Music
I listen mostly to Smash Mouth, Kid Rock, Incubus, Papa Roach, any nu-metal bands, Shania Twain, Kelly Clarkson and most importantly, Jonas Brothers!
Movies
All the "movie" movies! (Scary, date, epic, balls)
Television
Anything on E! and The N.
Books
Harry Potter and the "Twilight" series.
Heroes
Cops who shoot minorities and firefighters who let ghettos burn.
About me: I was born in the eighties in a little place just East of None-Of-Your-Fucking-Business. My mother was a Saint and my father is Optimus Prime. Nicknamed "The Archbishop of Hip Hop", I am an insanely successful oil tycoon and unwilling to spend my money on charity.
I was also a costumed street-vigilante from Wyoming with aspirations of either being President of America or sleeping with Melissa Joan Hart. My likes include Chili’s, my abs, and vagina. My dislikes include cats, Jim Morrison, poopy pants and nuclear war. My self-proclaimed title, Archbishop of Hip-Hop has offended dozens of Catholics and perhaps five or six rappers.
Who I'd like to meet: Miley Cyrus, Chris Kirkpatrick, Fred Durst, the whole cast of High School Musical.
SEX, SEX, SEX AND DON'T FORGET THE VIOLENCE. BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, GET YOUR LOVELY-DOVEY SAD AND LONELY; STICK YOUR STUPID SLOGAN AND EVERYBODY SING ALONG. ARE YOU MOTHERF*CKERS READY FOR THE NEW SHIT, STAND UP AND ADMIT, TOMORROW'S NEVER COMING!" _marilyn Manson
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