Proffitts House

About me:

Proffitt's House, established in 2004, is a popular "hang out" for many young adults in Laurel County and surrounding areas. Weekends are usually filled with activites ranging from "Glory Battle" to the Pokémon Board Game.

Members
Justin Dean Proffitt is the founder and owner of Proffitt's House. Godfather and overseer of all activities.

Christopher Lowe Collins former starting center for North Laurel's football team and current member of the Morehead State University football team. Also, one sarcastic bastard.

Daniel Lee Ingle is the local technician, fixing numerous electrical problems that have arisen.

Steve Elias Kain is heir to the throne of Kain Family Ford and current hater of Goddamn Devil Worshipers. His thugness knows no boundaries.

James Kyle Parsley former star quarterback and pitcher. Leader of the 05' class of The Crowd. Founder of The Crowd.

Bryan Slusher has one huge appendage that girls apparently aren't afraid of. Lacks an appendix. Has never been wrong in his life.

Joshua Christopher Tillery former track superstar and soccer legend. Leader of the 05' class of The Crowd. Always count on Tillery!

Jacquelyn Mignon McGhee THE ONE AND ONLY GAMER WHORE! The only girl wanted at Proffitts!

Steven Brock is either comic genius or a mentally challenged person. Trademarked by his unmistakable voice.

William Tyler Esteridge is a highly active member with a right "Hawgear". Also is known to have a laugh of an angel. Known to urinate on his sexual partners.

Matthew Jay Thompson was a member of "The Crowd" in '06, and went by the title Girl Pants. The only queer allowed in the house(Not really).

Michael Doughty is a well known bulimic that is obsessed with weight-lifting. Loves to vomit.

Activities
"Glory Battle" consists of the highly acclaimed Halo: Combat Evolved, played over a local area network, using two to four Xboxes that have been connected through the Ethernet hub. It is a CTF, Capture the Flag, played on Blood Gulch, considered by many to be the best map in the game. Respawn is set to instant with human starting weapons. Played to 5 flag captures Glory Battle is a highly contested campaign with numerous games lasting well over 2 hours. It has pitted two teams against each other; The Glory Team: 'SIMPLY EVIL (Chris Collins), Eyoghi (Kyle Parsley), MothMan (Bryan Slusher), and Mount Brock (Steven Brock) against an unnamed teamed that originally consisted of Prancer (Justin Proffitt) and Sea Man (Daniel Ingle), but has recruited Thuglife (Steve Kain). Initially the Glory Team had the upper hand winning almost every Glory Battle, but slowly the unnamed team turned into a cohesive powerhouse.

Quotes
"Ow, nigga that hurt." - Tyler "Hawgear" Esteridge

"Brock is legally retarded" - Chris Collins

"Jesus isnt real, but Christmas is awesome" - Matt Thompson

"Git-r-done in the U.S.A." - Bryan Slusher

"You have to hurt to heal" - Steven Brock

In Loving Memory of Bilal, co-conspirator of the 9/11 attacks
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