Myspace Portraits
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"All that instant coffee isn't going to pay for itself"
Male
25 years old
SAN JOSE, California
United States
Last Login:
7/7/2008
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Mood:
bouncy
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Myspace Portraits's Interests
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| General | more and less | | Music | The Flaming Lips, The Beatles, Beck, Pulp, Gnarls Barkley, Gorillaz, The Avalanches, Eels, Stereolab, Elliott Smith, The Who, Bee Gees, Belle and Sebastian, Miles Davis, Louis Armstrong, Errol Garner, Radiohead, Smashing Pumpkins, Nouvelle Vague, Of Montreal, They Might be Giants, Nirvana, Elton John, Lily Allen, Broadcast, Metric, Erik Satie, Velvet Underground, Camera Obscura, Sneaker Pimps, Ladytron, David Bowie, Cat Power, Duran Duran, The Cure, Weezer, Ben Kweller, The Smiths, Bjork, Prince, Pink Floyd, Steely Dan, New Order, Bob Dylan, Stevie Wonder, America, Ben Folds, Leonard Cohen, The Pixies, Van Morrison, Zero 7, Depeche Mode, Massive Attack, Goldfrapp, Joy Division, Public Enemy, Le Tigre, Yoko Kanno | | Movies | The Fearless Freaks, The Royal Tenenbaums, Rushmore, The Life Aquatic, Harold and Maude, Punch Drunk Love, Lost in Translation, The Iron Giant, Spinal Tap, Hedwig and the Angry inch, Benny and Joon, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Seven Samurai, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Finding Neverland, I am Sam, Macross Plus, Romeo and Juliet, Moulin Rouge, Last Night, Edward Scissorhands, The Fisher King, Battle Royale, Fight Club, Meeting People is Easy, Blue Velvet, anything with boobies. | | Television | VENTURE BROTHERS | | Books | Spectrum Fantastic Art books, Man's Search for Meaning, The Little Prince, Animal Farm, Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?, Stranger in a Strang Land, The Sandman, New X-Men, The Tao Te Ching, The Great Shark Hunt, Usagi Yojimbo, Superman: Birthright, Those few comics that Will Eisner did, Pale Blue Dot, The Picture of Dorian Gery, On the Road, Ghost in the Shell, Animal Man, Catfish and Mandala, America the Book, and America the Audiobook | | Heroes | Wayne Coyne, Carl Sagan, Bill Watterson, John Lennon, Hunter S. Thompson, Grant Morrison, Superman. What, you wanted painters? |
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Myspace Portraits's Details
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| Status: | In a Relationship | | Body type: | 8' 11" / Body builder | | Ethnicity: | Other | | Zodiac Sign: | Scorpio |
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Myspace Portraits trying to pay for college
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Myspace Portraits's Blurbs |
About me:
Obscene plan to pay for schoolin' #237....ENGAGE.
We going to cut straight to business.
So, I offer up a service of making small portraits for people, presumably for myspace(because that just makes sense to me), for that crumpled wad of money lying under you couch. IF you have a really awesome couch. Here's the breakdown (Break it down):
*These are all digital, by the way*
"The Usual":$50
more than just a portrait: $100
Paintings larger than 24x24: $250(depending on how long it will take me)
As for payment, here's the plan I've cooked up:
You commission it, I paint it, and then you pay right before I upload it for you. That way, you know I have found the time to make it. Oh, and if you're worried that I might try to pull a fast one on you, paypal is a fantastic way to pay. Then you could complain to them, and they would have me killed. Honestly, though, I am a glimmering tower of reliability, so that's not an issue.
Using paypal, send payments to noteasybeingweez@hotmail.com
Anyway, just send me a message/leave a comment and I'll get right back to you. Danke.
Oh, and as a side note, there is no weird photo-manipulation or whatnot going on, it's all free-hand (but not hands free)
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Who I'd like to meet:
I would say "people", but if you're an non-human-animal with the ability to talk, let alone use "the web", by all means, get a hold of me.
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