The Unicorns, Be Brave Bold Robot, Say Hi to Your Mom, Thee Eureka Garbage Co., The Ian Fays, Tractor Operator, Neutral Milk Hotel, The Volumen, Logan Whitehurst and the Junior Science Club, Fro the Lazy, The Disappointments, Girlband, Weezer, The Aquabats, and more probably.
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A Concise Band Bio
The Professional Superheroes are a group of super-power enabled musicians who combat evil-doers by playing covers of the most amazing obscure independent bands. If all goes as planned, their favorite bands will become your favorite bands. See the super songlist of justice for a complete list of bands that they cover.
Ultra-Humorous Music Videos
Title: Something for the Monkey (a Volumen cover)
About: Awash on a deserted island in the south-pacific, The Professional Superheroes experience a lot of drinking, beatings, and special-sweaty-glove-smelling.
Starring: The Monkey, The Admiral Rashaad Jones, and Superfly Wonder Pimp (as themselves.)
Title: Super (a Say Hi To Your Mom cover)
About: In the fast-paced, zombie-infested world of tomorrow, one working stiff is obviously better than all the others. He's not just great, he's SUPER!
Starring: Henry Kramer, Cassie Geiser (!), and a lot of dedicated Pro Heroes fans. Filmed by: Jon Olsen.
Stupendous Pictures
- The Pro-Heroes Photo Album: Featuring a lot of live and "promotional" shots. View Album Thanks to our fans for contributing photos to our collection. We love you all.
Spectacular Band Merch
-THE OFFICIAL SUPER-MONKEY T-SHIRT- $9.95 (plus s/h) (view details)
Evildoers beware! This shirt of justice is guarenteed to cause heart disease, skin cancer, and constipation to all those who cross your path. Janine and Hilary (pictured above) know how to fight for justice. The real question is: Do you?
Available in Small, Medium, and Large. 100% cotton. Hand-printed using long-lasting fabric-ink. Buy it now!
Heroes In the News The Professional Superheroes and the Relentless Pursuit of Justice 8/03/06
by Jared Petroske
Like so many bands we feature in this space, I first became aware of The Professional Super Heroes at a house party a year ago. We were mingling, sharing drinks and laughs when suddenly a custom clad duo pulled out guitars and keyboards, turned off the stereo and hijacked our ears in the name of justice. Borrowing directly from the group's MySpace site, the ProHeroes bill themselves as a group of super-power enabled musicians who combat evil-doers by playing covers of obscure independent bands. Seems reasonable... Full Article
Professional Superheroes 2/28/06
by Melody Hogan
The Admiral Rashaad Jones, Superfly Wonder Pimp, Chet Upston Federal Accountant walked into Sacred Grounds in Eureka dressed in their complete super hero garb. No giving away secret identities in this interview; they wanted to make sure I got the real Professional Super Heroes, “not just a group of fools,” said the Admiral... Full Article
The Professional Superheroes's Friend Space (Top 24)
My boy, INK THE ILL SCENE ILLUSTRATOR has 2 new albums about to drop... the 1st, "BULLETT" will be available on his page for FREE TO DOWNLOAD... Tell him WONG SENT YA! peace Sonny Wong www.myspace.com/inktheillsceneillustrator
Be sure to stop by our page at www.myspace.com/EMBRYONICDEVOURMENT for tshirts, cds, hoodies, and more!!! Dont settle for cheap 4/4 timing breakdowns - support true original spastic reptilian brulality!!! Cheers, drink up!
Come party and see great uprising music including my band DIONYSOS tonight @ Lake Alice in Riverside, CA.!! Ladies in for FREE all night!! Sorry fellas 3bux- that aint sheeit! (21+)
What's happening The Professional Superheroes, Just stopping by to let you know that StillLine, after three years has released two new singles from the two brand new upcoming Eps. On our myspace you can hear "Cold September" and the newly recorded "Remember Yesterday". So if you have some time, stop by and let us know what you think. Comment all you like, we respond to most all we get. Peace, Mike, Brian, Fey, Chuck, and Aaron, -StillLine
