Project Mayhem

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If you're on one of my other two blogs, tune in NOW.Mood: excited excitedPosted at 5:03 AM Aug 18 view more

  • Project Mayhem

  • 28 / Male
  • Arlington Heights, Illinois, US
  • Last Login: 9/22/2009

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Interests

  • General

    Other interests: 8-bit Nintendo, aviation, bacon, beer, bourbon, cafe racers, coffee, FPS, German cars, Guinness, guns, Halo, Halloween, H.R. Giger, leather jackets, motorcycles, post-apocalyptica, redheads, sarcasm, scale R/C, science, snowboarding, sport climbing, sportbikes, stickshifts, tequila, whiskey, Xbox, zombie survival
  • Music

    Alice In Chains, Assemblage 23, Bad Religion, Black Flag, Black Sabbath, David Bowie, Chemical Brothers, The Clash, The Cult, Covenant, The Damned, Danzig, Dead Kennedys, Don Davis, Deep Purple, Rob Dougan, Dropkick Murphys, Faith No More, Flogging Molly, God Lives Underwater, Billy Idol, Iggy Pop, Ignite, Iron Maiden, Fluke, Joan Jett, Juno Reactor, The Killers, Killing Joke, KMFDM, Led Zeppelin, old Metallica, Ministry, Misfits, Motorhead, Peter Murphy, My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult, Prodigy, Propellerheads, Rammstein, Reverend Horton Heat, Rolling Stones, Rollins Band, Rush, Siouxsie, Sisters of Mercy, Slayer, Social Distortion, Stabbing Westward, Static-X, Stromkern, Tool, Turbonegro, U2, VNV Nation, Voltaire, White Zombie, The Who - mostly classic rock, punk, goth, and industrial.
  • Movies

    007 movies, 28 Days Later, Alien, Aliens, Anchorman, Army Of Darkness, The Big Lebowski, Blade Runner, Blazing Saddles, Boondock Saints, The Bourne Identity, A Clockwork Orange, Dr. Strangelove (Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb), Fight Club, Ghost In The Shell, The Great Escape, Green Street Hooligans, Indiana Jones (any except the newest one), The Italian Job (remake), Mad Max, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Office Space, Resident Evil, The Road Warrior, Ronin, Run Lola Run, Serenity, Se7en, Snatch, Super Troopers, This Is Spinal Tap
  • Television

    24, Adult Swim, Animal Planet, Battlestar Galactica, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Deadliest Catch, Dirty Jobs, Discovery Channel, Firefly, History Channel, Invader Zim, Metalocalypse, Military Channel, Mythbusters, NCIS, Numb3rs, Reno 911, Robot Chicken, The Simpsons, Supernatural, Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles, That 70's Show, Venture Brothers, World's Wildest Police Videos
  • Books

    The Descent, Snow Crash, Good Omens, graphic novels by Warren Ellis (Transmetropolitan), Jhonen Vasquez, and Garth Ennis (Preacher), anything by Hunter S. Thompson. If you want to understand me a little bit better, read HST's "song of the sausage creature."
  • Heroes

    Steve McQueen, Bruce Lee, Evel Knievel, Igor Sikorsky, Bruce Dickinson, Jack Bauer, Brock Samson, Skwisgaar Skwigelf, Bender Rodriguez

Blurbs

About me:

Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket.

I'm not angry, but the drunken gnome in my frontal lobe with Tourette's syndrome and a baseball bat is.

I'm an ex-smoker, fitness junkie, motorcyclist, science geek, and insomniac. I quote obscure movies and TV shows constantly. I kick all sorts of ass on Jeopardy. I'm allergic to MTV and sports fanatics. I'm studying to get certified as a fitness trainer. Also, I can kill you with my brain.
I AM NOT INTERESTED IN TALKING TO TEENAGERS- so quit deluging me with add requests.
I don't care about your band, either. Actually, I rarely add anyone I don't already know.

Who I'd like to meet:

Other bikers, snowboarders, climbers, video gamers, and science geeks.

People who:
-Can play Xbox marathons and still have their lives in order
-Know "yo momma" jokes for physicists
-Enjoy getting drunk and ripping on bad movies MST3K-style
-Can help me with my chess game and kung fu

Friend Space (Top 7)

Comments

Displaying 23 of 23 comments
  • Apr 2 2009 8:51 AM

    i'm jealous that you got to ride
    taking out my bike from storage, I managed to drop it in the mud
    hurt mahself- low back got all messed up
    hurt the right turn signal...

    Yaaayyy, new flush mount turn signals!!!
  • Apr 2 2009 8:51 AM

    i'm jealous that you got to ride
    taking out my bike from storage, I managed to drop it in the mud
    hurt mahself- low back got all messed up
    hurt the right turn signal...

    Yaaayyy, new flush mount turn signals!!!
  • Apr 2 2009 8:50 AM

    i'm jealous that you got to ride
    taking out my bike from storage, I managed to drop it in the mud
    hurt mahself- low back got all messed up
    hurt the right turn signal...

    Yaaayyy, new flush mount turn signals!!!
  • Mar 17 2009 5:50 PM

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  • Feb 11 2009 5:01 AM

    So how did you like Phoenix?
  • Feb 9 2009 12:24 AM

    Oi!
    Happy birthday
    Happy Birthday ..'Zim..'
  • Feb 8 2009 3:22 PM

    Happy freakin' birthday!
  • Feb 6 2009 9:41 PM

  • Feb 3 2009 4:29 PM

    Ha ha! It does look like a party hat! Nope most white sheps never have blue eyes unless mixed with Husky.
    I have one for adoption currently ;)
  • Jan 31 2009 6:39 PM

    Yep, I just broke 33k actually. I don't have any complaints about it, aside from when I had an emissions part go bad that you could only buy from Suzuki as part of the $800 throttle body! Fortunately I was able to fix the unit with some solder and a few rivets.

    It's too bad you won't be out here for the Superbowl- we've been throwing an annual party for 11 years and by now the food we always make has been perfected.

    I'm looking forward to your visit. I'll really only be able to hang out on Sunday, but Friday and Saturday nights are open too. We should grab a pint somewhere.
  • Jan 19 2009 3:26 AM

    HIWHATDOING?!
  • Jan 17 2009 4:00 AM

    Thankyou so much for the X-mas gift, that was such a nice surprise!!! I was horrible this year and didn't even send cards. Make it up to ya on your b-day =)And sorry I am so late with this, I was going to e-mail but don't know your current addy.
    <3 <3 <3
  • Jan 11 2009 5:09 AM

    Sorry I didnt make the climb, I was irish dancing last night and pulled a calf muscle, can't walk at the moment LOL...
  • Jan 6 2009 6:44 PM

    What time of Saturday? Can you give me details :)
  • Jan 2 2009 12:42 AM

    Happy New Year, sweetie!!! =)
  • Jan 1 2009 8:04 PM

    'bout fuckin time you got here.
  • Dec 25 2008 12:30 AM

    Well, herro der!
  • Dec 22 2008 6:25 AM

    Oh, yeah, Rio fully believes that I do not actually want to see what is on the screen.
  • Dec 21 2008 8:36 PM

    It's been snowing here for 48 hours non stop. Why don't I live in Figi?!?!? I miss motorcycle weather.
  • Dec 16 2008 3:31 PM

    Yeah, he'd mentioned something about it.
    Moving here, not just visiting, right?
  • Dec 15 2008 3:52 PM

    Whoa! I never thought I'd see the day where you had a myspace! Not too many people using anything else these days though.