Always A King, Never A Prince
Always A King, Never A Prince Hail Loki!

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22 years old
Denver, Colorado
United States



Last Login: 6/20/2009
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GeneralUnicorns, making movies, playing with kittens, hockey, guns, writing, breaking stuff, fire, growing bacteria, mythology, making fake religions, pretending to worship satan, stabbing, staring at my kitty, doing idiotic things, drawing, shopping, not working
MusicHIM, Green Day, Coheed & Cambria, Alkaline Trio, Bad Religion, Blink 182, Yellowcard, Mozart, Wagner, System of a Down, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Flogging Molly, My Chemical Romance, Sublime, Ill Nino, Einherjer, Evergrey, DragonForce, Element Eighty, Bouncing Souls, +44, AFI, Kill Hannah, Wolfmother, Star Wars soundtrack, Phantom of the Opera soundtrack
MoviesStar Wars, Team America, Lion King, Spiderman, X-Men, Milo and Otis, Phantom of the Opera, Indiana Jones, Equilibrium, Land Before Time, JFK, Cannibal the Musical, Teenage Catgirls in Heat, Southpark, Flesh Gordon, Ultimate Avengers, Invincible Ironman
TelevisionSouthpark, Boston Legal, House, and Desperate Housewives
BooksStar Wars books, anything by Timothy Zahn, instruction manuals, comic books, The Virgin Porn Star
HeroesLoki, Deadpool, Captain America, and Winter Soldier.
Groups: Colorado PiratesNaNoWriMoNaNoWriMo Myspacers UNITE!"ALMOST SAILORS"Chaotic Vikings of Doom

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Status:Engaged
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Niflheim
Body type:5' 4"
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Virgo
Children:I don't want kids
Education:In college
Occupation:Pirate/Viking/Jedi Knight

   Always A King, Never A Prince's Schools
Metropolitan State College Of Denver
Denver, CO
Graduated: N/A
 

2006 to Present
Chatfield High School
Littleton, COLORADO
Graduated: 2005
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Major: Guns
Minor: Ponies
 

2001 to 2005

   Always A King, Never A Prince's Companies
Hollywood Video
Littleton, CO US
GSR

01/05-12/05
Big 5
Littleton, CO US
Cashier

06/06-12/06
Bookstore
Denver, CO US


Hell if I know
Kingdom of Thunder
Helvenge, Thunder US
Lightning King
Doom and Khaos

09/87-present



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I ride unicorns. I ride an Ontario Warmblood stallion named Right Line. He's green and black and he can jump pretty high. I don't know how high because I don't pay attention. I also have a mare named Wave of Light but she doesn't go to shows.
REDWINGS SUCK!
I don't like you. Unless I do like you. I like kitties. They're cute and fuzzy. But I hope you die.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Kalia!

  1. In Vermont, the ratio of cows to Kalia is 10:1!
  2. Kalia has little need for water and is capable of going for months without drinking at all!
  3. If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets Kalia!
  4. Kalia has four noses.
  5. If you chew gum while peeling Kalia then it will stop you from crying.
  6. The fingerprints of Kalia are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.
  7. Some hotels in Las Vegas have Kalia floating in their swimming pools.
  8. Dolphins sleep at night just below the surface of Kalia, and frequently rise to the surface for air.
  9. Kalia will often rub up against people to lay her scent and mark her territory.
  10. Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by Kalia.
I am interested in - do tell me about


I adopted a cute lil' death fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!

Who I'd like to meet:
Jedi Knights and other unicorn riders and Wade Wilson.

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Il y a comme un hic !

Hannah Golden



May 1 2008 3:45 AM

Oh, I totally clicked on Deutschland!


That...sort of sounds like a demented version of Disneyland.
mellie jo

melody coleman



Apr 27 2008 11:14 PM


Hey Always A King, Never A Prince, I just bought you as my PET! Click here to find out how much I think you're worth!

i bought you kalia you hahahaha

Il y a comme un hic !

Hannah Golden



Feb 17 2008 4:37 AM

Sometimes, even Darth Vader can't get it right...



And not to forget, Anakin's younger, more...well, immodest brother!
I Don't Care!!!!

I Don't Care!!!!



Feb 10 2008 3:58 AM

yea i heard. i hope it's final this time though.
I Don't Care!!!!

I Don't Care!!!!



Feb 9 2008 5:32 AM

huh? Wat is it?
Il y a comme un hic !

Hannah Golden



Dec 9 2007 2:44 AM

Here's the Little Mermaid figure...better hurry, there's only ONE on eBay:

Little Mermaid
Il y a comme un hic !

Hannah Golden



Nov 27 2007 5:37 AM

Okay, here's the one she had. This is the cheapest I've ever found it on the internet...sorry...

Apple Doll
Il y a comme un hic !

Hannah Golden



Oct 30 2007 4:36 AM

Okay, here's two sites:

Lemur site ONE

and Site number TWO

ASS
KayLa~~KiRa

Kayla Andersen



Oct 12 2007 10:19 PM

KayLa~~KiRa

Kayla Andersen



Oct 9 2007 1:23 AM

KayLa~~KiRa

Kayla Andersen



Sep 29 2007 5:45 PM

Yousei

Yousei



Aug 19 2007 12:56 AM

I saw you at the ren faire *POKE OF DOOM*
Il y a comme un hic !

Hannah Golden



Aug 3 2007 2:46 AM

Haha well they weren't even my tickets to give out anyway.
Il y a comme un hic !

Hannah Golden



Aug 3 2007 2:28 AM

Haha Zoooooo tomorrow! Too bad you're going to be at your mom's! DAHAHAHAHAA!! Free after hours tickets!!!
mellie jo

melody coleman



Jul 14 2007 5:15 PM

Well If I was there with ya we would make it a party! Blowing up everything!
mellie jo

melody coleman



Jul 4 2007 4:42 PM

Hey Kalia
HAPPY Fourth of JULY!!!
so you gonna blow any thing up? Im gonna blow up anthem tonight!
mellie jo

melody coleman



Jun 25 2007 3:10 AM

""YOU'VE BEEN CONSIDERED ONE OF MY 15 PRETTIEST GIRLS! ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT 15 PRETTY GIRLS. IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU'LL KNOW YOU'RE REALLY PRETTY! IF YOU BREAK THE CHAIN, YOU'LL HAVE UGLYNESS FOR 10 YEARS LIKE ALL OUR IMITATORS.SO HIT YOUR FAVORITE PRETTY GIRLS TO LET THEM KNOW THEY'RE PRETTY :] BUT BEFORE U GO PICKING U HAVE TO SEND THIS BACK TO THE PERSON WHO SENT U THIS! :] HAVE FUN PICKING UR GURLS""
Danice

Danice



Apr 18 2007 7:01 AM

HEY!!! You're on my top friends now. Be happy and talk to me. And did you know Loki is the name of the largest volcano in the solar system? It's on some moon of a gas giant.
Il y a comme un hic !

Hannah Golden



Mar 25 2007 10:14 PM

Danice is the:

MR. TOUCHY-FEELY

Usually male, and often a variant of the creepy stalker, likes to keep a hand on you at all times, especially if you are romantically involved. Hasn't yet decided if he's gay, but definitely hasn't proven his straightness, either.
Il y a comme un hic !

Hannah Golden



Feb 21 2007 5:02 AM

I hate it... I found a Gambit action figure I want. Why did I have to look on Ebay?!?!?!?!?! He looks soooo hot!
Il y a comme un hic !

Hannah Golden



Feb 20 2007 5:29 AM

Sphinchter says what? "I thought...it would look cool...if something were stuck in the wall...." "SHUT UP! I'm not overdosing!" "Did you just talk to your violin?" "Let's nail the violin to the wall!" "I don't want acidy spit in my twat."
Il y a comme un hic !

Hannah Golden



Feb 20 2007 4:31 AM

If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning.
KayLa~~KiRa

Kayla Andersen



Feb 1 2007 1:31 PM


Get some premade myspace comment!
Babygirl's a Queen

Jessie Barrett



Jan 16 2007 6:03 PM

Thanks for the christmas card...you're my fav canadian ever!


PSSST I moved to VA so my new address is 7G Bimini Crossing Hampton Va 23666
Il y a comme un hic !

Hannah Golden



Jan 10 2007 6:28 AM

So after you left today, it was rather eventful...

In that while I was in the back...I realized that the weird Metro skirt thing you wanted to buy is not a skirt AT ALL, it's a towel wrap. (We had one on a mannequin where I was operating).

And secondly, I worked with the he/she for a little bit. He/she helped me unload my cart, and I was still too shy to ask for his/her name or look at the name badge!

And lastly, I came upon the epiphany that temps are REALLY creepy.
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