Roses are red
Violets are blue
In Soviet Russia
Poem reads YOU!!
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I believe that ages are arbitrary. Maturity, inteligence, etc., vary greatly amongst individuals.
I have hung out with teenagers and senior citizens that were better company than many people my age.
If you happen to care about that sort of thing, I am...
...23 years old as of January 2006.
Capricorn, if you're into that sort of thing. I'm certianly not.
I will answer ABSOLUTELY ANY QUESTION that is asked of me. If you ask me something about my sex
life (or more appropriately, lack thereof) I will hem and haw a bit depending on the question, but
will answer. There are 3 general exceptions.
- Anything about someone else that I think that person would not want repeated.
- Things that common sense states would not be in my best interest to reveal (such as passwords).
- Things which are so absurd that they are not worth answering. For example, the amount of time
it takes to travel from Earth to the Klingon homeworld at Warp 5.
And frankly I am offended that you might think I knew that. I do enjoy sci-fi, though I'm not too
devoted. However, if we are going to be out late on Friday night, let me know in advance so I can
tape Stargate.
I currently drive a Schwinn, as my other bike was not worth repairing after the car accident. Maitnence is a bitch with the derailers, and forget about trunk space. At least fuel is cheap.
What do I do? That's a tough question. Having no lab currently I can't exactly call myself a
chemist or mad scientist. What can I call myself? Writer, inventor, lumberjack, athelete (as
long as the definition is loose enough). Oh, and Curtis, but you can call me Curt if you so desire,
or any number of other things. Call me 'Curty' and you die.
Do not be offended if I forget your name. I am so bad with names that untill the age of 6 I
thought mine was Anthony. I'm that bad.
Drink? Thanks, but no. Maybe. What are you offering?
Drug of choice: The most glorious chemical ever, the favorite drug the world over, the drug that
makes the world function and makes modern civilization possible. CAFFIENE! Not that I'm
addicted or anything, I just enjoy it is all. I can quit any time I want. Yep yep, you bet I can. I
just don't feel like it right now. Sure, if I did it now it would because you didn't think I could.
Well I don't have to prove anything to you.
Religion: Anyone who claims to have all the answers is a liar, a fool, or both.
Politics: See Religion
