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the Jellyhearts
Garage / Blues / Regional Mexican

canta, y no llores



Columbus, Ohio
United States

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Last Login:  11/10/2009
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Member Since2/13/2006
Band Membersbeba conqueso blanco conloco nopeso conwasto - guitar, vocals, keys, harpsuckin, chest hairs, MFPE no. 1 * * * betty "jungle girl" jelly - percussion, concussion, beer blowhole, L-bombs, shaky puddin'
Sounds Likeall things gonzo, a scramble of sound heavy with rain, an old-crow-apple-juice fermented explosion, or meteor shit. also, zwinky funch by the striped tights, blues trash sleaze, sweaty crust-punk funk, the party mix
Type of LabelUnsigned


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   Upcoming Shows ( view all )
Oct 30 2009 8:00P
HALLOWEEN PARTY at the treehouse! Columbus, Ohio
Nov 18 2009 9:00P
cafe bourbon street w/ SHANNON & THE CLAMS + HALFRATS + THE TERRIBLE TWOS! Columbus, Ohio
Jan 23 2010 8:00P
Peach District Experimental Vaudevillian Performer’s Circuit - at dragonfly Columbus, Ohio

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   About the Jellyhearts
Prospectors are best known for hollerin', "There's gold in them thar hills!" So are we, but we're the jellyhearts and we have hearts of gold, "very fragile dispositions," and capguns. We're a couple whiskey-drunk roadtrippers who stomp out the nogood lowdown dirty punked out blues like dudes. Our songs are delivered to you by a wanky-ass guitarist, reba con queso, and her bambam metronome, mizz lorn. Spawned from rustbelt blues and cap city sludge, the jellyhearts slithered down to the ohio river valley, where we exchanged the hearts and stars with flowers for tom collinses and mustachios. These days, we are chased by bats and exiled, speeding down the southbound freeways with a tiny acoustic global and a tambourine, singing to the wind and pouring fire in the belly. Our tunes harness the bo diddley stomp, the defiant energy of the mc5, and the raw gories sound to create a newfangled brand of reckless garage rock. As notorious noise ordinance violators, we pack every jam with shredding, swagger, gain, and enough floortom pounding to drive the blues away. Music is spirit and soul, and ours comes from the very bottom of our jellied hearts. Every song is prayer to sonny boy williamson, cap'n beefheart, art tatum, the stones, and the stooges, and also to all the kids who love to get sweaty and ain't afraid to dance!

!!!the jellyhearts' debut album LOTTA TAPE, LOTTA SOUL is out now!!!




THE JELLYHEARTS: Lotta Tape, Lotta Soul

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Maurice Mattei & The Tempers

Maurice Mattei & The Tempers



Nov 5 2009 11:26 PM

Watch TEMPERS "HEARTLESS BASTARDS" Video @ http://www.youtube.com/user/deluxeride


Carnage

Carnage Carnage And more Carnage



Nov 3 2009 2:57 AM

hey ladies, when am i going to get some more killer tunes?
B R OAD WAY

B R OAD WAY



Oct 30 2009 5:51 PM

Hey !

Our 4th EP has just been released, enjoy !


BR OAD WAY..

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Hey !

Our 4th EP has just been released, enjoy !

Maurice Mattei & The Tempers

Maurice Mattei & The Tempers



Oct 29 2009 1:18 PM

TEMPERS "HEARTLESS BASTARDS" VIDEO:http://www.youtube.com/user/deluxerideAND:


Children Of Reagan

Children Of Reagan



Oct 22 2009 5:07 AM

Hotel War

Hotel War



Oct 1 2009 1:03 AM

Oct 2
THE LONG GONES

THE LONG GONES



Sep 24 2009 4:40 PM


Carnage

Carnage Carnage And more Carnage



Sep 16 2009 11:22 PM

when's the next show? i keep missing them because of work :(
Vug Arakas (and the Stallions)

Vug Arakas (and the Stallions)



Sep 10 2009 9:58 PM

totally for real lookin forward to it!
Maurice Mattei & The Tempers

Maurice Mattei & The Tempers



Sep 6 2009 11:02 AM




The Cellar Hounds

The Cellar Hounds



Aug 28 2009 3:25 AM


Show 9-29-09


kristen kreft

kristen kreft



Aug 25 2009 4:03 PM

cd release
Front Stage Photography

F S P



Aug 22 2009 7:40 PM

Best of wishes with all of your upcoming events in life and
music...

Make It Nasty

Make It Nasty



Aug 20 2009 6:02 AM

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so happy together...

WHiTE G!RLS

WHiTE G!RLS



Aug 3 2009 9:10 PM

CHECK OUT THE NEW SONGS WE HAVE UP.
Mono to Mono

Mono to Mono



Aug 3 2009 6:16 PM

Well played, Well Played Indeed!
The Loaded Nuns

The Loaded Nuns



Aug 3 2009 4:45 PM

Good set ladies! very energetic!



Scotty Lust & The Two Timers

Scotty Lust & The Two Timers



Aug 3 2009 2:11 AM

Yes, yes, and yes. i think you two restored my faith in the world. we must go balls deep again asap. i'll shoot you an email and we should set up a weekend soon. you fucking rock! we don't the gold bricks though, we just are them.
Miss Molly

Miss Molly



Jul 23 2009 2:32 AM

MISS MOLLY CD RELEASE PARTY!!!!!
This Sunday July 26th @ the Thirsty Ear
1200 w. 3rd ave,
Grandview, OH
5pm-11pm

An amazing night, you don't want to miss! The evening starts at 5 with the accordian stylings of THE BOKI QUARTET, followed by the incredible band MATT MUNHALL at 6pm. At 7 MISS MOLLY band, including a string section (Chase Potter, Megan Palmer, Peter Case) as well as Elisa Nicolas on keys, Ron Hope on Percussion. We will have a raffle, merchandise tents, cupcakes and food!! all ages show, tell all of your friends!!!
FLIP OUT

FLIP OUT



Jul 21 2009 1:40 AM


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James & James

James & James



Jul 3 2009 4:08 AM

COUNTRY DEATH

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Country Death

Country Death



Jul 1 2009 1:53 PM

rock the circus, Hearts. Sorry we're out of town. see you on friday, make sure you wear your rock 'n' roll shoes.
Calvin, The Last One Left...

Calvin, The Last One Left...



Jun 30 2009 1:25 PM

Jelly technology curse...ha. I laugh at your curse (meaning I fixed the files. If you wanna see the video of youse twose rockin' out at ComFest, hit me up. Sound quality's horrid, though :-( ).
The Cellar Hounds

The Cellar Hounds



Jun 26 2009 9:28 PM


Comfest 09 Flyer


THE LONG GONES

THE LONG GONES



Jun 24 2009 2:47 AM

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