John
"MySpace is the devil..."

Male
32 years old
Bakersfield, California
United States



Last Login:7/19/2008
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 MySpace URL: 
  http://www.myspace.com/proudmonkey  

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    John's Interests
GeneralI have some hobbies... But I don't want to write about them any more than you want to read about them, so it's just easier this way..
MusicI like music. I know someone who calls it the only free drug, but that was only true until Napster shut down...
MoviesNetflix is awesome.
TelevisionI don't really watch it much but my cat loves Animal Precinct.
BooksI'm kind of smart....but I don't have to prove anything...
HeroesMurdoch from the A-Team, for two reasons.... 1: He could fly ANYTHING. 2: He was too crazy to care.

     John's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Bakersfield
Body type:6' 2" / Athletic
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Cancer
Education:Some college
Occupation:Web Development/Sales

   John's Schools
Highland High
Bakersfield,California
Graduated: 1994
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1990 to 1994



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   John's Blurbs
About me:
Momma told me my magic shoes will take me anywhere I want to go!
Who I'd like to meet:
Karl Rove in a dark alley.



   John's Friend Space (Top 8)
John has 48 friends.
 Morcheeba von Shadowdumpling 


 Sirjordanalot 


 Stop Naming Your Children Brody! 


 Keith 


 AimeeLou 


 LyLa 


 Travis 


 Trisha 





John's Friends Comments
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Juli ROX!





Jul 15 2008 3:41 PM

Happy Brithday, thanks for the message of happiness.. I am happy we're coming home soon, too.
:)
Keith





Jul 11 2008 10:34 PM

hey...you got a birthday coming up Arch? how young are ya now? and were the hell r ya?ITS GAME TIME!!!
RoB 2.1





Jul 1 2008 12:53 PM

(Okay this is way late…)

John… I am impressed with your Photoshop work, very nice. Not only did you paint me as a homosexual and a pedophile but you also managed to insult me at a cultural level (I am a Catholic).
Bravo!
Jj





Jun 29 2008 4:32 PM

That's fucked up, you just give up on our love. Then go, I don't care.
I didn't mean it, please don't make me hit you again
Nathan





Jun 26 2008 3:07 AM

I need your number, pympy-d needs to update his records.
Nick





Jun 17 2008 11:10 AM

i should be getting it back on the fizzorth player. then its gonna be game time g.
Alex





Jun 13 2008 2:04 AM

Mr. John Black.

I was just thinking about you the other day.

How is life?

P.S. I make easy look easy.
Nick





Jun 7 2008 1:15 PM

dude i was just checking out ur comments on ur page and, well, theres no easy way to say this....
ummmm, dude; i think ur gay!
love always(with a warm stick of butter) nick
Stop Naming Your Children Brody!





May 30 2008 6:37 PM

oh my goodness gracious!!!
RoB 2.1





May 20 2008 12:57 AM

It was a sneak attack...I know!
But revenge is a dish best served cold.
The question now is...
Have I woken a sleeping giant, or ripped a paper tiger?
I ran out of cliches...

You are totally gay.
Jj





May 19 2008 6:06 PM

You should call sometime. I feel like you don't love me anymore. You said that you would always put me first.
Lied to me yet again, but I forgive you, just love me
Trisha





May 17 2008 11:46 PM

that last comment is fucking scary...oi.
RoB 2.1





May 16 2008 9:18 PM


So John? How many licks DOES it take to get to that chocolate center?
Jj





May 10 2008 5:04 PM

I didn't buy you as a pet, but I love you any way
joey donuts





Apr 29 2008 1:17 PM


Hey John, I just bought you as my PET! Click here to find out how much I think you're worth!

Jj





Apr 24 2008 11:20 AM

Are you like me? Take my "Priorities in Life" Quiz to find out!
Jj





Apr 22 2008 10:14 AM

Are you like me? Take my "Most important things in a relationship (after LOVE)" Quiz to find out!
Nathan





Apr 15 2008 12:55 AM

Jj





Apr 11 2008 1:22 PM

I want you to hold me in your arms and tell me everything will be okay. After we make love, your arms are so safe.
LOVE ME JOHN, WHY WON'T YOU JUST GIVE OUR LOVE A CHANCE
Jj





Apr 3 2008 1:33 PM

Yo' son what is up? Haven't heard from you in some time, so I thought I would drop a line
Jj





Mar 25 2008 11:38 AM

Faggot
Buckley





Mar 12 2008 2:51 AM


Myspace Comments
Nick





Mar 10 2008 9:51 PM

hey u black mula fucka, imma be moving this weekend so stop by the server sometime this week so we can say our goodbyes u skanky lil slut u.
Nathan





Feb 24 2008 4:57 AM

Morcheeba von Shadowdumpling





Feb 14 2008 6:12 PM

Sirjordanalot





Feb 9 2008 1:59 PM

P.S. -
The Green Lantern is a Doughnut-Punchin' homo-face.
Sirjordanalot





Feb 9 2008 1:58 PM

You can't quit this, biatch! You belong to me completely. Your heart strings are tied directly to my biznalls!
Nathan





Jan 27 2008 4:37 PM


Roid Head Loves Himself - Watch more free videos
Sirjordanalot





Jan 22 2008 8:03 PM

I read every word of your profile, you unsufferable minx! The boxed stuff is tasty if you doctor it. I'm thinking about writing my own cookbook.
Sirjordanalot





Jan 22 2008 4:39 PM

Dude, Macaroni out of the box IS pretty good. I don't know who you ahve been talking to. Stay Black!
Nathan





Jan 20 2008 7:46 PM

...... ........For The Ladies! on muchosucko.com......
Nick





Jan 11 2008 5:26 PM

whuts up brotheran, long time no hear. what the hell has been goin on?
Nathan





Jan 1 2008 4:32 AM

Clap your hands, everybody
Stomp your feet, it’s Kwanzaa
Do your dance, be happy
Sing it with me, come one now
Touch your heart, can you feel it
Close your eyes, can you see it
See your dream, make it fun
Now reach for the skys

You know you are very special
Share your specialness with your friends and family
The world is a better place because you’re in it
Follow your heart
Believe in yourself and reach for your dreams.....
They just might come true!

Harambe! 1....We are one big family
Harambe! 2....We make our own way
Harambe! 3....Let’s all pull together
Harambe! 4....Helping one another
Harambe! 5....We know our own purpose
Harambe! 6....Use your creativity
Harambe! 7....Believe with all your heart
Harambe! 8....This is Kwanzaa

THIS IS KWANZAA!
Nathan





Jan 1 2008 4:30 AM

Happy Happy Kwanzaa
Light The Candles One By One
Happy Happy Kwanzaa
Can be celebrated by everyone

The 7th day of Kwanzaa
Believe with all your heart
If you believe your dreams come true
Each day’s a brand new start
Buckley





Dec 31 2007 12:41 PM


Sexy New Years Comments & Graphics

let me put your fire out
Nathan





Dec 31 2007 2:45 AM

Happy Happy Kwanzaa
Light The Candles One By One
Happy Happy Kwanzaa
Can be celebrated by everyone

The 6th day of Kwanzaa
Beautify your world
‘Cause we’ve got special talents
Each and every boy and girl
Nathan





Dec 30 2007 3:14 AM

Happy Happy Kwanzaa
Light The Candles One By One
Happy Happy Kwanzaa
Can be celebrated by everyone

The 5th day of Kwanzaa
Our purpose is to know
Who’s shoulder’s we stand on
And that is how we grow
Nathan





Dec 29 2007 1:54 AM

Happy Happy Kwanzaa
Light The Candles One By One
Happy Happy Kwanzaa
Can be celebrated by everyone

On the 4th day of Kwanzaa
We buy form each other
Sharing with our neighbors
Is helping one another
Nathan





Dec 28 2007 1:20 AM

Happy Happy Kwanzaa
Light The Candles One By One
Happy Happy Kwanzaa
Can be celebrated by everyone

The 3rd day of Kwanzaa stands for Responsibility
We can do it together Joyfully
Nathan





Dec 27 2007 2:38 AM

Happy Happy Kwanzaa
Light The Candles One By One
Happy Happy Kwanzaa
Can be celebrated by everyone

The 2nd day of Kwanzaa
Self-determination
We make our own way under the sun
Nathan





Dec 26 2007 2:12 AM

Happy Happy Kwanzaa
Light The Candles One By One
Happy Happy Kwanzaa
Can be celebrated by everyone

The 1st day of Kwanzaa stands for unity
We are one big family
Sirjordanalot





Nov 24 2007 3:36 PM

John, listen closely. I want you and Tom, and Hollie, and whoever you feel like bringing to come to my new house this New Year's Eve. Amanda and I are throwing a bash and it won't be the same without you dingleberries!
Nick