Clare-Sauce
"Swoon baby, starry night"

Female
18 years old
S.S.I., British Columbia
Canada



Last Login:6/28/2008
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  http://www.myspace.com/pseudo_clarity  

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    Clare-Sauce's Interests
GeneralArt, Improv, 'Zines, Media, Radio, Crafts, Sharp Cheddar, Piercings, Tattoos, Writing, Dancing, Drugs.
MusicMy Architects, Queen, KoRn, Deftones, Our Lady Peace, Poisonus Aluminum Badgers, Carfax Abbey, Deftones, Cruxshadows, Skinny Puppy, Kaiser Chiefs, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Bloc Party, The Postal Service, Daft Punk, Neverending White Lights, Kanye West, Numero, Death Cab for Cutie, Usher, T.I.
MoviesArmy of Darkness, Jesus Christ Super Star, The Nightmare before Christmas, Evil Dead 1 and 2, Drift, Hard Candy, The Chumscrubber, Thumbsucker, Grandma's Boy, Whole New Thing.
TelevisionFuturama, Family Guy, Iron Chef, Miama Ink, Scooby Doo, documentaries on the Humbolt Squid.
BooksCatcher in the Rye, Franny and Zooey, Nine Stories, Rise High the Roof Beams Carpenters and Seymour: An Introduction, Thirsty, The Time Travellers Wife, Born Confused, White Oleandor, Mosh Pit, Feed.

     Clare-Sauce's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking
Orientation:Not Sure
Hometown:S.S.I.
Body type:6' 0" / More to love!
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Leo
Education:High school
Occupation:Kitchen B*tch

   Clare-Sauce's Schools
GULF ISLANDS SECONDARY SCHOOL
Salt Spring Island, Canada
Graduated: N/A
Degree: In Progress
Clubs: Gay Straight Alliance The Cool Chick Club for 'Zines
 

2003 to 2007



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I'm really just another girl with a lovely brain.
Who I'd like to meet:
'Zinesters, artists, photographers, writers and body modification lovers. HOORAY FOR THE POISON FETUS!

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Clare-Sauce has 81 friends.
 Meara 


 Erin 


 ©Pandora 


 Jude 





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Raven♥Bleskie





Mar 14 2008 12:51 AM

hi Clare-Sauce

go to www.bogbod.com track who views your page
Misha





Dec 4 2007 11:29 AM

pleasing color scheme!!
I'll beat you city!





Aug 10 2007 8:58 AM

DAMN!Myspace wouldn't tell me it was your bday...so I'll say it late: HAPPY BIRTHDAY and hope you don't have a hangover..and such...
Maya... like eating glass...





Aug 9 2007 8:33 AM

myspace tells me its ur birthday.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
take care, party hardy, and dont do anything i wudnt do... ;)
maya
I'll beat you city!





Jul 23 2007 5:30 AM

Guten Tag Ms.Clare!JAHA summertime is here with extra globalwarming floods and yes..SNOW!yay.Just come back travelling Europe by train, last stop Amsterdam..it was..hallucinogenic^^.What the hell am I doing in 2 weeks..sitting behind a fuckin schooldesk nursing my last hangovers..not good thinking about.But the big question is:what are YOU doing?making millions with your zines and preparing for clare-domination?...your humble Aunty digs CLare-Sauce with her tea and crumpets
Meara





Apr 28 2007 6:55 PM

Drunk...and PARANOID!

maybe.

in any case.

thank you, and i agree.

gorgey club for the win!
Meara





Apr 4 2007 9:13 AM

Hey thurr.

You're gonna do amazing today.

Keep me posted, love!

..
Kaihlex the Great





Apr 3 2007 8:40 AM

hey majour love vibes to you and all the rest good luck and injoy aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh im so excited have an amazing time beutiful loves yah kai
©Pandora





Mar 29 2007 10:28 PM

love the sideshow
really powerful + beauty-filled stuff
got all the scholarships in
or bringing them in demain?
hope you have a good weekend hunn
Meara





Mar 20 2007 12:55 PM

Thank you, Clare.

Thank you for talking to me when I couldn't speak.

Thank you for being there when I was alone.

Thank you for Meara and Clare cereal-in-a-box time.

Thank you for being the best friend I've ever had.

I don't know where I'd be without you.

<3
Andy





Mar 19 2007 1:26 AM

How have you been pretty?

Love you with adoration and admiration.
Meara





Mar 12 2007 12:22 AM

Thanks doll. You too.
Fantastic, we are.
Watch me go all yoda on your ass.
BWAHAHA.

...wow I need sleep.
Garret





Mar 11 2007 7:35 PM

thanks for listening to the podcast.
spread the word about the podcast to all.... spread the joy
Tasha





Mar 1 2007 10:29 PM

hey baby-doll! I can't wait till spring break when you can come over to my island *coughpendercough* and you can totally chill out at my house and we can have GREAT times! Haha, take care, love you penguin! xoxox *grope*
.Buffy.





Feb 21 2007 10:58 PM

Don't worry pretty lady.
I'd never cut up this precious skin.
Unless of course I got surgery to look exactly like the gorgeous Clare Lannan.
Capitalism stole my virginity





Feb 17 2007 9:05 PM

Well ain't that about a bitch? Yes, myspace does start to consume one's life a bit, doesn't it? And one's soul... Not to mention social life hahah. I think I might start to get caluses on my ass from all the sitting. But hey, on the bright side, that means people could kick me in the ass and it wouldn't hurt! Sweeet.
©Pandora





Feb 17 2007 5:56 PM

thats fairly sad and disuading
©Pandora





Feb 17 2007 5:27 PM

yeah
thats all ive had experiance with too
is it possible to have a person like that exist for more than a littl ewhile?
.Forget the 'freak'. youre just nature.





Feb 16 2007 7:08 PM

haha you left me a message on every profile i have!! .. and i still didnt get the message. ..but i called, so yay. : )
Capitalism stole my virginity





Feb 15 2007 10:34 PM

What up guurl?
I'll beat you city!





Feb 15 2007 6:59 AM

CONGRATS ON THE IMPROV VICTORY!!!!keep it posted so people can hear about it from afar;)
.Buffy.





Feb 14 2007 9:57 AM

Happy Valentines Day pretty lady.
Victoria High School Improv Team





Feb 13 2007 11:27 PM

Thanks, that totally means a lot!
theWeeds





Feb 11 2007 8:29 PM

Haha, don't worry, I'm a fan of the ellipses, too...
And I love Saltspring, I'm gunna try to spend some time up there this summer. I hope you guys had a good trip back, it was certainly a great night for all of us involved.
.poetic.agony.





Feb 11 2007 7:29 PM

OH MY GOSH!!! YOU GUYS WERE AMAZING IN THE IMPROV! CONGRATULATIONS! I am SOSOSOOOOOOOO excited that you guys won!!!!!! AHHHHHH! WOOOHOOOO! You are awesome!!!!!!!!!!
Raven♥Bleskie





Feb 11 2007 6:16 PM

yes.
yes she is.
Jude





Feb 11 2007 3:32 AM

that was "not" not "now"...anyways, im trying to stay awake...you should call me from vic tomorrow or the next day or the next day or the next day.....fuck im tired
Jude





Feb 11 2007 3:23 AM

i did now steal/snatch/otherwise abscond with meara. uhm...I hate that insinuation. If you feel that way suck it up and say it to my face, and subsequently beat me down or engage in a carnal locking of horns as we battle for the right to spend time with meara. fuck it just hang out! jesus. the whole conception that I...

My train of thought kinda just jumped the tracks and is laying in the rumble you can hear the coughs and hacks of the people beneathe me and feel the welling up of the THC within it's about to begin a battle of epic proportions but because of mettalic destortions and heavy metal beats the feats we seek to accomplish are commendeered and steered dramatically of course like a train lost on a track the only way you can look is back and forth this linear method is really not worth what the rest of the world seems to think. Allow me to digress and adress the original reason i felt the need to aquiesce. sit there in your chair twirl your hair and pull the stereotypes out of the air with a flare that only the creature named clare would dare. I didn't steal for real it just happened to work out in this deal that an affection discussed over a few meals would repeal the way we feel and she feels and you feel towards us. Shit clare we don't even talk on the bus. It's unfortunate but increasingly true, clare, what we have between us is a growing gulf of dead air we need to fill, while we're aware, with an awareness of the beat which holds it's seat somewhere in our collective consciousness, and when we are next together allow us to aquiesce as though never a thing did seperate this relationship of agape, if only love/hate.

So...It's 3:20 and im high and drunk and just freestyled over my keyboard in a comment post....i have to work at 7:00, I'm listening to bad happy hardcore and made a plate of fettucini with leftover cod in a cocunut milk, red and cayenne pepper, bay leaf, cumin, sauce with a garnish of the afore mentioned bayleaves and a swirl of vodka sauce.

Clare, you're cool shit, and I miss you.

-Jude, Your partner in rhyme
.Buffy.





Feb 11 2007 1:42 AM

How did improv go?
Did you kick ass?
Was everyone staring at you, thinking "Who is that sexy chick, and why is she so funny?"

I bet that's how it went down.
Raven♥Bleskie





Feb 10 2007 11:10 PM

clare!
how did the improve thingie go?
i didnt get to victoria this weekend
but it was funny in the multi.
hope you had a fun weekend.
Andy





Feb 7 2007 7:45 PM

Clare, Andy adores you.

And I have given a compact disc with all the photos of the concert to Evelyn.

They shall be soon at your disposable.

Well i'll see you laters.
Victoria High School Improv Team





Feb 6 2007 11:41 PM

YEAH!
IT SHALL BE FUN!
Victoria High School Improv Team





Feb 6 2007 11:03 PM

DONT WORRY!!! WE ARE COMING!!!

There was this HUGE mix up but it's all worked out now! You guys performing on friday? We are!
.Forget the 'freak'. youre just nature.





Feb 5 2007 8:06 PM

<3 miss you too.
Raven♥Bleskie





Feb 1 2007 10:00 AM

thanks for the upbringing.
how are you?
i hope that your all better now.
i hate it when clare is sad/mad.
i know, im gonna ignore her or kill her.
one of the two.
ttyl!
Raven♥Bleskie





Feb 1 2007 7:57 AM

your pretty cool yourself.
but you already knew that.
yeah, that girl is such a bitch to me and i did nothing to her.
its so stupid.
you should kill her for me.
Destination Moon





Jan 30 2007 10:09 PM

I was a beautiful fetus, and your probably right, ive only be listening to depeche mode since i was 3 when i used to sign blasphemous rumors in the car, but yeah, i just turned myself into a God, i'm trying to become the next scientology.
Destination Moon





Jan 30 2007 9:41 PM

Heres a bit of advice to be more like Ted listen to any version of Stripped by Depeche mode, cause theyre all good like the Rammstein version or the Shiny toy Guns version, its allways good, and base your life on that song.
Raven♥Bleskie





Jan 30 2007 11:24 AM

OH.MY.GOD.

im off your top friends:'(
you hurt my feelings.
after all of that so you could be on my top friends, im on for like 4 hours?
i am shocked. and hurt.
so not a happy dance time. its more like a sad ass depressed time:'(
im gonna go jump off my roof.

you dont get any hearts clare. not until you put me back up there.
Destination Moon





Jan 30 2007 8:08 AM

Trendy
Destination Moon





Jan 29 2007 8:37 PM

Hey, you know Who is cool? Andrew McMahon, your should make him a small shrine in your bathroom, or in a piano, cause hes amazing, and plays piano, and is amazing, Like us, WE are amazing. Like andrew McMahon, who is also amazing, i dont think i can stress enough just how fantastic that man is, like almost boarder line fabbo, speaking of which we need you duct tape matt to you, Matt Duke that is, cause hes a little racist shit, and we figure ductaping him to someone as accepting as you, should sort him out, or he'll bear mase us, Either was, should be fun.
Maya... like eating glass...





Jan 28 2007 1:33 PM

im so flattered that u read my blog.
ive been closely following urs, but im too shy to comment...
and yes, cancer stick rule.
.Buffy.





Jan 26 2007 12:25 PM

I have writing in D block... it's a writing/lit class.
I have art 12 in C block.

So here's to hoping.
.Buffy.





Jan 26 2007 12:06 PM

Clare, why are so you sexy?
Like really?
You could seduce me any day.

I don't think I ever asked you, what are your classes next semester?
Will there be more Clare-Buffy lovin' time?