Captain Luke

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gets to live the carnie life this weekend, and maybe for a while longer if it's to my liking.Mood: adventurous adventurousat 3:40 AM Jul 10 view more

  • Luke Norton

  • 20 / Male
  • The Ridge, Texas, US
  • Last Login: Private

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Interests

  • General

    I love everything except herpes. Show me a man who loves herpes and I'll show you a man who... Probably has herpes.
  • Music

    I am a pure-blood classic rocker. AC/DC, Rush, Foreigner, Tom Petty, David Bowie, Def Leppard, Black Sabbath, Ozzy, The Who etc. I am also quite fond of Prince and Michael Jackson as well as the musical prowess of Flight of the Conchords.
  • Movies

    Luke's Film Library (updated January 2009)

    300
    40-Year-Old Virgin, The
    A Clockwork Orange
    Accepted
    Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
    Ace Ventura: The Animated Series
    Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
    Airplane!
    Aliens
    Alligator
    American History X
    Anus Magillicutty
    Apocolypto
    Avengers, The
    Back to the Future
    Back to the Future Part II
    Back to the Future Part III
    Balls of Fury
    Beerfest
    Big Lebowski, The
    Big O Volume 3
    Big Trouble in Little China
    Birdcage, The
    Black Sheep
    Black Snake Moan
    Blade
    Breakfast Club, The
    Bubba Ho-Tep
    Cabin Fever
    Cannibal! The Musical
    Carrie
    Catch Me If You Can
    Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
    City Slickers
    Clerks 2
    Cloverfield
    Coach Carter
    Cruel Intentions
    Cujo
    Dawn of the Dead (2004)
    Day After Tomorrow, The
    Death Proof
    Desperado
    Devil’s Advocate
    Die Hard
    Dodgeball
    Dogma
    Donnie Darko
    Dumb and Dumber
    Dumb and Dumberer
    Edward Scissorhands
    Enemy at the Gates
    Escape from L.A.
    Escape from New York
    Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
    Exorcism of Emily Rose, The
    Farce of the Penguins
    Fast Times at Ridgemont High
    Fat Albert
    Ferngully
    Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
    Fight Club
    Four Rooms
    Freedomland
    From Dusk Til Dawn
    Game, The
    Get Shorty
    Ghostbusters
    Ghostbusters 2
    GoldenEye
    Grandma’s Boy
    Gremlins
    Gremlins 2
    Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle
    History of the World Part I
    Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
    Hive, The
    How Stella Got Her Groove Back
    Jackass Number Two
    Jackie Brown
    Jerk, The
    John Pinette: I’m Starvin’!
    Kill Bill Volume 1
    Kill Bill Volume 2
    Kung Fu Hustle
    Kung Pow! Enter the Fist
    Last Dragon, The
    League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, The
    Liitle Nicky
    Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
    Lupin the 3rd: Dead or Alive
    Lupin the 3rd: Dragon of Doom
    Lupin the 3rd: The Pursuit of Harimao’s Treasure
    Lupin the 3rd: The Secret of Twilight Gemini
    Lupin the 3rd: Voyage to Danger
    Machine Girl, The
    Man in the Iron Mask, The
    Mask, The
    Master and Commander
    Matador, The
    Mothman Prophecies, The
    My Cousin Vinny
    Mystery Men
    National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation
    Natural Born Killers
    Office Space
    On Golden Pond
    Once Upon A Time In Mexico
    Pirates of the Caribbean 3: At World’s End
    Pirates of the Carribean 2: Dead Man’s Chest
    Planet Terror
    Prestige, The
    Professional, The
    Pulp Fiction
    Raising Arizona
    Read or Die
    Reno 911!: The Movie
    Requiem for a Dream
    Reservoir Dogs
    Revenge of the Nerds I & II
    Robocop
    Rock Star
    Rolling Kansas
    S.W.A.T.
    Scanners
    Scarface
    Secret Window
    Serenity
    Shoot ‘Em Up
    Silence of the Lambs, The
    Silent Hill
    Silent Night Deadly Night
    Silver Streak
    Sin City
    Slither
    Snakes on a Plane
    SNL: Chris Farley
    SNL: Commercial Parodies
    SNL: Mike Myers
    SNL: Will Ferrell
    SNL: Will Ferrell Vol. 2
    Spaceballs
    Stand and Deliver
    Stand By Me
    Starsky& Hutch
    Super Mario Bros.: The Movie
    Superbad
    Taxi Driver
    Ted Bundy
    Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny
    Thank You For Smoking
    The Devil’s Rejects
    The Godfather
    The Godfather Part II
    The Godfather Part III
    The Silence of the Lambs
    The Underground Comedy Movie
    This Is Spinal Tap
    Throw Mama From the Train
    Thunderstruck
    To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar
    Tomb Raider
    Tommy Boy
    Tremors
    Tremors 2: Aftershocks
    Tremors 3: Back to Perfection
    Tremors 4: The Legend Begins
    Tron
    True Romance
    Twenty Bucks
    Undercover Brother
    V for Vendetta
    Van Helsing
    Vigilante
    Waiting…
    Warriors, The
    Weird Science
    Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
    Wizard, The
    X-Men
    X-Men 2: X-Men United
    Young Guns
    Zoolander
  • Television

    I watch cartoons, Adult Swim and Comedy Central. That's it. Oh, and The Whitest Kids U Know. But that's all.
  • Books

    Who reads anymore? Really?
  • Heroes

    Awesome show. Do NOT fuck with Matt Parkman.

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About me:

I live my life like there's no tomorrow. All I've got, I had to steal. At least I don't need to beg or borrow, but I'm living at a pace that kills. I really think I'd better get a hold of myself. I don't want to let the night get away from myself. My father was a gambler down in Georgia and he wound up on the wrong end of a gun. I was born in the back seat of a Greyhound bus rolling down highway 41. I have been around the world, looking for that woman who knows love can endure. All my life, I've been over the top. I don't know what I'm doing, all I know is I don't want to stop. Clearly I remember, picking on the boy. He seemed a harmless little fuck, but we unleashed a lion. I get up every morning and I work all day, come home late at night and I sleep life away. I've been walking my mind to an easy time, my back turned towards the sun. Lord knows, when the cold when blows, it'll turn your head around. If the sun refused to shine, I would still be loving you. I see you, baby, shaking that ass.

Who I'd like to meet:

I want to have breakfast with Jesus, brunch with Abraham, lunch with Gandhi, dinner with Buddha and milk and cookies with Krishna.

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Details

  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Friends
  • Hometown: The Ridge
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 5' 8" / More to love!
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Zodiac Sign: Gemini
  • Children: Someday
  • Smoke / Drink: No / No
  • Education: In college
  • Occupation: Novelist
  • Income: Less than $30,000

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