I never thought I would find the courage to disgrace a complete scene of music, but shitgaze really is abysmal.
Another of these silhouettes of shite is ’Psychedelic Horseshit’, I mean seriously which member of the band was drunk when that name was conjured up.
’New Wave Hippies’ sounds like a toddler playing with something that has thousands of buttons. The guitars are scratchy, and deliberately out of tune.
It’s almost as if this band has gone out of its way to completely undermine every musical convention every proposed. This band is either a load of idiots on speed who suddenly thought they could play music while tripping, and sounds like a very massive pile of utter drunken shit, or it’s just some very clever chimpanzee’s who’ve evolved and suddenly realise they ’might’ be able to play some music.
In one song, ’Bad Vibrations’ the vocalist literally says over and over again ’ahhoooowaaaooo oooo oooo oooooooo’.
I’ve actually given up on summing up this utterly pointless way of life. I would rather shave all of the hair off on my body and commit myself to a life of celibacy and become a neo-Nazi.
My flat mate has put this review out of its misery and very kindly summed up this entire music scene in two words, ’utter bollocks’.
That paragraph in your "About" section is genius. Are we supposed to not like a band based on such a detailed, articulate and impassioned denouncement? That's the kind of thing that made people go out and buy Ramones records in the mid-70s. Thanks for playing Denver last year and showing what evolved chimps can do when they put their minds to it. Hope you come through again soon.
woahhh . im listening to youre music right now and here you are. im perplexed. you got the nak. i love you when are you coming to the uk? its not as bad as they say it is here, abit miserable but come get inside my head anyway i really would love it.
(it was going to b the best friday night ever...) i was going to see you guys may 9th (danger Danger gallery) with Sic alps and Blues control but i guess the bass problem messed that up(understandable) sic alps can't show either dude broke his wrist..... you guys got to reschedule....come to philly and if u do let me know....april 6th with clockcleaner... i would have been there..... if i had knew...best to ya o yeah i love that bring on the curse song that shit is sic.. still tryin to figure out if thats in regular tuning or not
