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  • Arthur J Judge Sr

    hey thanks for the add Ken! im guna need to hit you up after the holidays in reference to the ghost tours! thanks again, take care n have a great holiday season!!

    3 years ago
  • Brooks Coleman

    Hey MySpace people, vampires, zombies, bellydancers and robots,
       thanks for the adding thing. If you didn't get a chance to checkout the store at http://brooksbot75.etsy.com here is a small sample of what you will find there. If you like something and want it made to any size just let me know. I make most all of them one at a time now so it helps if you visit my fitting page at http://wiki.therobotgroup.org/wiki/BraSizingGuidelines or the folder of the same name in MyPhotos. Also be sure to take advantage of my special this month of *****FREE ACCESSORY GIFT****** with every Bra Purchase as well as *****FREE SHIPPING******* Also keep checking the store for the new Metal Skull Purses and Severed Robot Head Purses. And if you are looking for something special but can't decide what to get....Gift Certificates from $5 to $100 dollars now available.

    Thanks again from THE METAL BRA GUY

    the metal skull purse can be purchased at http//brooksbot75.etsy.com




    3 years ago
  • Pain-Kurst Girls

    Don't make Santa Sh*t in your stocking - come see the Painkurst Girls at the 1901 Gallery Theatre Friday and Saturday, December 18th and 19th. Also performing will be Miss Vine, Dollface, Ammunition, Miss Kay, Maria the Purple Goddess, Bizarre Sally, Viva La Muerte, Ellie Noise, Selkie, Uisce, Lunasol, The Drop Dead Dolls, and more. Doors open at 11:30PM and the show starts at the stroke of Midnight. In the Dark: Black XXX-Mas is a $15 donation, 18 and over, BYOB event. The 1901 Gallery is located at 1901 W. Belmont Ave (entrance on Wolcott).

    3 years ago
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    3 years ago
  • ♥ Little Ms. Spookiness…

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

    3 years ago
  • ♥ Little Ms. Spookiness…

    Thank you!! It definately helped... This is the time where business slows down.

    3 years ago
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    Sending Magical Love to you & yours...  everything is lovely here.  Hope you have a Wonderful Weekend.. Talk Soon. :))) 

    3 years ago
  • ParaChallenged Radio

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    Hugs!!

    3 years ago
  • EricZombie

    Well, I officially moved to the Northside, so I probably won't run into you so much.  BUT, you were saying something about a Lucha event? 

    3 years ago
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    Looking Into the Eyes

    A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over he says, "Sir, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?"

    The man gets really indignant and says, "Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?"
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    Fun with Nuns

    Three nuns were in the church. Two were crying and one was laughing. The priest walked up to first nun.

    Priest: Why are you crying?
    Nun 1: I stole a car.
    Priest: Go drink from the holy water.

    The first nun ran immediately to have a drink. The priest went up to the second nun.

    Priest: Why are you crying?
    Nun 2: I killed someone.
    Priest: Go drink from the holy water.

    The second nun also ran to have a drink. The priest then went to the third nun.

    Priest: Why are you laughing?
    Nun 3: I peed in the holy water!

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    MISS YOU.  HOPE EVERYTHING IS AWESOME W. YOU!!!  :)))

    3 years ago
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About me:

I am Ken Melvoin-Berg. a professional Psychic Detective and one of the owners of Weird Chicago Tours. OK I'm also Kreamy the Clown, a sick, drunk, twisted clown with no inner monologue. I tend to be grumpy, a curmudgeon, a good listener and great story teller. I give great ghost tours, weird tours, serial killer tours and especially SEX tours (but not all at once!). I have the sweetest and naughtiest girlfriend around, Ms Spookiness. I think I'll need to spank her later she's been very, very bad! You can reach Ken via email at chicago.ghost@gmail.com or call his office at773-360-9171. ..
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To book Ken for an event contact Parker and Sloan Talent Agency at 1-847-364-9477. www.parkersloantalent.com All my tattoos are done by Patrick Cornolo from Speakeasy tattoos. You can see Patrick's work on the TV show LA Ink. Both his old partner Kim(he did the beautiful rose she has that everyone asks about) and I think his good friend Hannah has ink by him as well (sorry if I'm wrong on this one). To get an appointment with Pat expect a bit of wait, because he is not only good, but very popular. Contact him at speakeasy.tattoo@gmail.com and be sure to tell him Ken sent you! My new book!

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Who I'd like to meet:

Weirdos, geeks, freaks, sex maniacs, Witches, UFO abductees and clowns. Want to see me as Kreamy the Clown in action? Check out this clip: Kreamy the Dancing Clown
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  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Networking, Dating, Friends
  • Hometown: Grand Rapids, MI
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 6' 2" / Athletic
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Other
  • Zodiac Sign: Scorpio
  • Children: I don't want kids
  • Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
  • Education: College graduate
  • Occupation: Author, Psychic Detective, Sexpert

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  • Weird Chicago Tours

    • Chicago, IL US
    • Owner

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