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26 years old
Wind Lake, Wisconsin
United States



Last Login: 11/27/2009
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    ape's Interests
Generalstand-up comdey, pro-wrestling, video photography, writing, drawing, meditation, aminals, video games, and getting hurt to dawson's creek music...

and since folks keep asking me, yes, that is me in the video...along with ranger slugging me at the end.

Musicwesley willis, the residents, raffi, jackie stallone, pavoratti, mozart, coustic blend, singing lawn chairs, rock hard killer, and anyone who sucks at kareoke
Movies

bubba ho-tep is amazing...maybe it's because i find old people hilarious...maybe it's because i enjoy watching elvis and jfk battle a mummy wearing cowboy boots...but it's easily one of my favorites of all-time....it just seems to get better each time i watch it.

i also enjoy...young frankenstein, kingpin, peewee's big adventure, behind the mask, no holds barred, strangers with candy, citizen kane, cannibal: the musical, dumb & dumber, revenge of the nerds, winnie the pooh, airplane, the naked gun trilogy, a clockwork orange, uhf, and other movies as well. also, there's a general rule that if it's a terribly made movie, i'm probably gonna love it.

Televisionecw (the original one), tales from the crypt, seinfeld, arrested development, police squad, mystery science theater 3000, garth marenghi's darkplace, the tick (animated one), veggie tales, rocko's modern life...i also have a weird obsession with late-night infomercials...there's nothing more satisfying than rewinding a weight-loss infomercial and watching all the thin folks turn fat in the before and after photos.

oh, yeah...and i like the soup....because of stuff like this...

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and this...

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....and this....

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....last one...

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WATCH THE SOUP, DANG IT!!

Bookssee spot run, everybody poops, medical encyclopedias
Heroesbea arthur (i now know why she was a golden girl...because she can single handedly turn something funny into something golden)

kurt angle (it's true, it's true)

that one tank-top wearing tan dude with the shaved head and glasses at all the old wwf ppvs (i dunno who he is...i just know i can see him usually in the front row at early 90's wwf ppvs)
*NOTE* i recently found out that this feller's name was vladimir

jerry seinfeld (picture jerry adding landing on his skull and occassionally talking jibberish to his stand-up routine and you've pretty got my act)

bobby heenan (possibly made me laugh more than any other person ever on television, which is saying a lot)

wile e. coyote (you can knock him down, blow him up, run him over....but he never gives up)

scott bakula ('cause he's scott f'n bakula)

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     ape's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Wind Lake, WI
Body type:6' 1" / Athletic
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Sagittarius
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Children:Someday
Education:Some college
Occupation:getting hurt/making folks laugh
Income:$30,000 to $45,000

   ape's Schools
The Illinois Institute Of Art At Schaumburg
Schaumburg, ILLINOIS
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Major: Digital Media Production
Clubs: The Impressionist - School Paper
 

2003 to 2005
Art Institute Of Seattle
Seattle, WASHINGTON
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Associate's Degree
Major: Media Art & Animation
 

2001 to 2003
Muskego Hi
Muskego, WISCONSIN
Graduated: 2001
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: briefly part of the paper...briefly
 

1997 to 2001

   ape's Networking
Publishing - Writer - Columnist
i like to write...i like to write comedy...i have a warped view of the world. if that's needed, contact me. if it's not, then...uh...let me shine your shoes or something.
Television - Talent - Comedian
i have a face for radio and a voice for silent movies...so really, don't contact me unless you're desperate.

   ape's Companies
UPS
Palatine, IL US
name a job to do there, i betcha i've done it

February 2004 - February 2006
The Cage - ILIS
Schaumburg, IL US
checked out items/helped create the mo-cap room

February 2004 - August 2005
Target
New Berlin, WI US
backstock fellow

May 2006 - October 2006
Delphi - General Motors
Kokomo, IN US
group leader - trainer - scheduler - surface mount
Tech 2000 and Dept. 850

October 2006 - December 2007 (lay off)
Engineered Pump Services, Inc.
Mukwonago, WI US
Independent Contractor

March 2008 - May 2008
Millenium Electronics
Crystal Lake, IL US
surface mount operator

June 2008 - Present



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   ape's Blurbs
About me:

well, first off, i was that quiet guy in high school...then i went to college in seattle, wa...and i got the classification of the "quiet class clown" by a few teachers out there. i'm still quiet and mellow, but i'm not afraid to let my bizarre personality show through like i used to be in the past.

i'm an extremely laid back guy...i'm very mellow. people often think i'm on drugs because of it...well, that and the fact that i'm pretty much insane. but rest-assured, the only thing i've been snorting is water...and it burns my nostrils like the dickens.

i'm a comedian, i guess. i started doing stand-up comedy in seattle back in 2002. you can give mr. caleb hicks credit for that; i do. i've performed in various cities and states in the u.s. since then, but seattle always seems to appreciate my humor more than anywhere else. i don't do stand-up on a regular basis anymore, but every now and then i like to put on a show.

i like to write. although my literary talents were called "garbage" by the troll-like english teacher in charge of the school paper in high school, i've worked on two 'papers since then and was even an editor on one. on top of that, my little blog on here has become quite successful. i tend to get a few thousand views a week...way up from the one or two a week i got when i first started it on here. i'm also working on a book on and off...expect it to be done sometime between now and later.

after a three and a half year hiatus, i'm back in the professional wrestling world once again. in the past i was trained by midwest wrestling stars angel armani/col. blatnick and silas young. currently i'm being trained by another midwest star, frankie defalco. a knee injury put me out of action several years ago, with my joint getting bent in the wrong direction...but i'm back now, baby! hooray!

aaaanyway, that's enough about me. if you wanna know more, feel free to contact me; i'm a kind fellow, i'll get back to ya with the info you want...so long as it isn't adult oriented. but yup, if you wanna chat, hang out, throw batteries at the elderly, whatever, just let me know and i'll see what i can arrange. yup. bye.







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You Are An INFP
The Idealist

You are creative with a great imagination, living in your own inner world.
Open minded and accepting, you strive for harmony in your important relationships.
It takes a long time for people to get to know you. You are hesitant to let people get close.
But once you care for someone, you do everything you can to help them grow and develop.

In love, you tend to have high (and often unrealistic) standards.
You are very sensitive. You tend to have intense feelings.

At work, you need to do something that expresses your personal values.
You would make an excellent writer, psychologist, or artist.

How you see yourself: Unselfish, empathetic, and spiritual

When other people don't get you, they see you as: Unrealistic, naive, and weak


Who I'd like to meet:
bea arthur and bigfoot...at the same time...that way i'll have proof that they really are different people. as far as i'm concerned right now, beafoot lives!






   


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Mr. Collєgαto™

Mr. Collєgαto™



Aug 13 2009 5:06 AM

What's been up justin? How's life been seranading your quest for whatever it is that you want to be at.......
[x] Angel in Chains [x] .:.Razorblade Kisses.:.

[x] Angel in Chains [x] .:.Razorblade Kisses.:.



Jun 1 2009 10:03 PM

Boo! What've you been up to lately besides your tyical magic and mayhem?
Heather P

Heather Pressey



May 25 2009 4:27 AM

apey!! ima missin' chattin' wit ya hehe i still luv ya to *KISSES*
THE RAGS

THE RAGS



May 18 2009 9:06 PM

DIRECTOR SHOW
Mr. Collєgαto™

Mr. Collєgαto™



May 8 2009 5:17 PM

i have been good. i finally found a job at RedGold down here in Elwood like 3 weeks before my unemployment was about to run out. Now i am looking in to going to school in the fall but other than that just a whole lotta chillin here man... i am sorry to hear that you got laid off man that sucks....i hope your luck turns around and something pops up for ya!
Mr. Collєgαto™

Mr. Collєgαto™



May 5 2009 4:40 PM

hey justin! how have you been?
Katy has a myspace?

Katy has a myspace?



Apr 25 2009 10:53 PM

Ape, I just heard the news about Miss Arthur and the first thing I thought of was you. I am sorry for the loss, good sir.
No Soap Radio!

Joe Ackley



Apr 25 2009 10:17 PM

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Thank you for Bea-ing a friend...
Lynnette

Lynnette



Apr 24 2009 11:38 AM

pete pwns

pete pwns



Apr 3 2009 3:18 AM

im good whats up
pete pwns

pete pwns



Apr 2 2009 2:49 PM

hey how are ou
Kurt

Kurt Richards



Mar 21 2009 12:17 PM

THANKS FOR THE ADD, BRO....ROCK the WEEKEND!
No Soap Radio!

Joe Ackley



Feb 28 2009 7:52 AM

Recently some friends and I tried the "six saltine crackers in a minute bit" and I thought of you. My buddy pulled it off but we're thinking of upping the ante a smidge. Maybe eight. Think you can beat that?

My friend also thinks he can take down a 1.5 pound burrito in four bites, just for a frame of reference.
Jibangus

Pleepus Ploopus



Feb 22 2009 3:24 PM

Mermaid Marmaid! PT Barnum stylez!

Mr. Collєgαto™

Mr. Collєgαto™



Jan 25 2009 7:27 PM

no more x-mas...time to change stuff on here....song, back ground, pic, etc, etc....haha!
Wonderlick

Wonderlick



Jan 20 2009 6:06 AM

Mr. Collєgαto™

Mr. Collєgαto™



Jan 17 2009 3:05 AM

Hey guy! How have you been? If a woodchuck could chuck wood? How much wood would a woodchuck chuck?
Jessie

Jessie



Jan 11 2009 6:03 PM

HAPPY NEW YEAR!
pete pwns

pete pwns



Jan 4 2009 2:07 AM

hehy how are u good sir
pete pwns

pete pwns



Dec 29 2008 4:08 AM

alot of stuff lol what food was it
pete pwns

pete pwns



Dec 28 2008 4:59 AM

it was good what did u get?
pete pwns

pete pwns



Dec 27 2008 4:33 AM

hey did u have agood christmas
Dorf

Dorf



Dec 24 2008 6:56 PM

pete pwns

pete pwns



Dec 24 2008 5:56 AM

cool but my team of model and mountie could beat the clownvicts lol mainly due to the fact akeem was there body guard lol
pete pwns

pete pwns



Dec 23 2008 11:02 PM

those origial my tg champs for my hasbor were the mountie and the model which i caleld the qubec force they were awsome who were yout tag champs
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