To all,
Today will be my last day here on this Earth. I loved you all, especially you Rose, oh yeah and cheese. MMM I love Cheese.
To my Friends and family, please don't grieve, I had a good life. Better than any other guy I know. You all were wonderful, feeding me constantly really put a smile on my face. You would be eating and all I would have to do is casually walk over and sit. My eye's locked into yours, then onto your food and quickly back to your eyes. Until one or two of you would break and give me some. Life is good.
I am happy to say that Last night I took my biggest and final dump on that asshole neighbors lawn. It was my masterpiece.
Pat, Warren, Kim I love you.
Thanks for the good life.