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might be considered a philosophical taoist at heart; a secular humanist mucking about analytic philosophy; more a geek than a nerd…
who has a propensity to communicate in repetitive pauses, incoherent gestures and irrelevant ambiguities; find a rather perturbing amount of pleasure in words such as moot, akimbo and behoove (at times to the point of echolalia); embrace cultural relativism and snub ethnocentrism; frequently abuse the ellipsis…
and is best compiled as an amalgamation of ukiyo-e, nouveau, 50's pop, 60's mod, 70's trash, mid century pulp, sci-fi, spy-fi, suuuupaah-fly, superflat, tokusatsu and old school kung fu…
is currently employed in publications and new media; studying language and culture in his spare time; pursuing degrees in the fine arts, print and interactive design & development…
and conceptually exploring sustainable design, permaculture and organic farming; environmental psychology and deep ecology; the means to establish a npo and obtain 501(c4/c5) status; book design & restoration, letterpress; kiln construction; kayaking and biking…
the fairy of blue 'cause i want to be a real boy and not just some wooden marionette
we will share a dram if you: can spin a yarn better than scheherazade; have super powers; have been called a dork and thought it a compliment; would much prefer spending an evening with groucho, chico, harpo & zeppo than moe, larry, shemp & curly; are fully confident in your assessment that han shot first; can bend a metal spoon with thought alone; would be a huck to my jim, cato to my clouseau, bing to my bob, nick to my nora, peel to my steed, paul to my holly, beaker to my honeydew… or any of the afore mentioned pairs, order reversed
AMAZING MARVELS
OF TOMORROW
FLYING SAUCERS FOR EVERYBODY
Within ten years you may be commuting by plastic saucer*, flying from your backyard.
* SAUCER rises vertically, flies conventionally.