Crystal Lynn
"I refuse to tiptoe quietly through life only to arrive safely at death"

Female
24 years old
Oakland, California
United States



Last Login: 10/10/2008
Mood: exhausted Mood Image
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  http://www.myspace.com/pumpthatcristal  



    Crystal Lynn's Interests
Generalart making, booze drinking, video game playing, travel - if I have the time and money, concert going, dressing up, dressing down, costumes, light-hearted trash talking, reading, a zillion other things. Like Ice Cube I'm pretty much down for whatever ;P
MusicI'm a music addict: Classic soul and jazz I can feel in my bones. Big band, B-more club, 80's anything, hip hop of all kinds, miami bass, classical, classic rock, electroclash. Pretty much anything posted on bigstereo.net, gorillavsbear.net or Modular. I doubt there is a genre that I don't listen to, period. the Beatles, Beastie Boys, James Brown, A Tribe Called Quest, Stevie Wonder, Marvin Gaye, Yann Tiersen, the Magnetic Fields, the Pixies, Pharcyde, Avenue D, Michael Jackson, John Coltrane, Miles Davis, Prince, Kings of Convenience, Sufjan Stevens, Beirut, the B-52's, Portishead, Nina Simone, the Smiths, the Clash, Daft Punk
Movies I'm also a movie addict: intelligent zombie flicks (i.e. the best were early Romero), entertaining zombie flicks - Shaun of the Dead & the remake of Dawn of the Dead. Amelie, Super Troopers, Amores Perros, Kill Bill Vol 1, Ghostbusters, Secretary, Frida, City of God, the Motorcycle Diaries, Indiana Jones 1-3, Star Wars IV V & VI, the Fifth Element, the Constant Gardener, Night of the Comet, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, From Dusk Till Dawn, Terminator 2, the Big Lebowski, Tombstone, Grandma's Boy, classic movies, cheesy 80s films in general, and I'm stopping before I list my entire library.
TelevisionAdult Swim, Lost, the Office, Heroes, Project Runway
Books

& World War Z, Frankenstein, Slaughterhouse-Five
Heroes
Art
some of the artists I love...






















Other Heroes: Gandhi. The Dalai Lama. Frank Miller.










     Crystal Lynn's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Body type:5' 6"
Ethnicity:Latino / Hispanic
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Sagittarius
Occupation:beaner



Crystal Lynn my name's Malik The Five-Foot Freak

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About me:
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Mix together a bit of the following:

1. a dash of social awkwardness
2. a lot of nerdiness
3. some indications of being a lush
4. creative outlet addictions
5. the perverted humor of a 14-year old boy (I love to laugh)
6. a girl that grew up on "the wrong side of the tracks" (but sent to school on the other side), which means I tend to switch between relatively articulate to ghetto at random without realizing it. ha.

Let sit for 20-something odd years and you got something resembling, me.

"Maybe there is no Heaven. Or maybe this is all pure gibberish—a product of the demented imagination of a lazy drunken hillbilly with a heart full of hate who has found a way to live out where the real winds blow—to sleep late, have fun, get wild, drink whisky, and drive fast on empty streets with nothing in mind except falling in love and not getting arrested . . . Res ipsa loquitur. Let the good times roll." - Hunter S. Thompson

"It is always by way of pain one arrives at pleasure." -Marquis de Sade

art/art sales/blog/nerdy web site/etc = crystal-lynn.net & art myspace = myspace.com/crystaltron




Who I'd like to meet:





   Crystal Lynn's Friend Space (Top 8)
Crystal Lynn has 270 friends.
 Jessica Rabbit 


 trey 


 Lee 


 Dan 


 Toby 


 the surly fucker... 


 Kyle (YHBC) 


 Machine Gun Blue§ 





Crystal Lynn's Friends Comments
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The Sultan of Sarcasm





Oct 10 2008 10:34 PM

j.r.s.





Oct 9 2008 3:38 AM

love that profile song...

how say you?
The Sultan of Sarcasm





Oct 6 2008 6:52 PM

Some he worst lyrics I've ever heard but come on, the cheesiness is oddly addictive:

The Sultan of Sarcasm





Oct 5 2008 1:30 PM

I know what to get you for Christmas!

Kyle (YHBC)





Sep 30 2008 6:58 PM

You'll never get my hat!
Wait for the new graffiti pics i'm about to put up.
DJ Damon





Sep 24 2008 10:26 AM

Are you dancing up a storm this Saturday??
Seano'


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Sep 21 2008 10:04 PM

..http://media. tumblr. com/UAmmsaL3eaooi59rXfc4UT8N_400. jpg..
nick





Sep 19 2008 3:34 AM

hmm, im not sure when i'll be coming back up there. Im gonna call my pops in a few days and see. I started school again this fall so time is kinda tied up right now. i'll come up forsure in january.
how is it hood livin again? haha, you have your owm place now?
Ivo Shandor





Sep 18 2008 4:40 AM

Kyle (YHBC)





Sep 16 2008 9:12 PM

Because you're the one with the crazy schedule. MAAAAAN.
Kyle (YHBC)





Sep 16 2008 7:40 PM

Hey you.
You can call again now, I'm out of my funk for the most part. I started venting through graffiti.
haha
Machine Gun Blue§





Sep 12 2008 6:45 PM


Brought to you care of the Whipstitch SIsters!

Lords and ladies….knaves and strumpets….it is time once again to gather your flasks…the hem of your skirt….
the crotch of your pants and join in the knavery, over indulgence and all out debauchery of this years Northern AND VEGAS Renaissance Faires!!!

Taste the many delights like in years past…this year will most likely have a sign renting our wenches and fresh young lads for top dollar…;)….we come equipted with as many flasks as we can carry…and this years special treat…Shane and I will be working BOARSHEAD FEAST! If you were not part of faire early enough to have experienced the feast…you were HORRIBLY CHEATED….
COME TO VEGAS AND EXPERIENCE THE BEST PART OF FAIRE!

Dates are as follows:

Nothern Cali Faire: weekends September 6th through October 12th 10am-6pm Tickets are $25 per day or $35 for both Sat and Sun!

VEGAS FAIRE!: weekend of October 10th 11th and 12th ticket prices unknown at this point…I may be able to negotiate free ones…we shall see…


Remember if you come with us you must come in costume so makes plans with me to see what I have or beg borrow steal...;)

we will most likely going to northern faire the weekend before or a few weekends before Vegas faire. let me know what dates work best or if you can only attend one or the other.

Please contact me asap kiddies for more info and to let me know who’s game and who’s lame. Ha.
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Seano'


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Sep 6 2008 2:25 AM

I feel I should explain the video below... but I cant lol
Seano'


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Sep 6 2008 2:23 AM

NoSuchThingAs SaraJane





Sep 2 2008 5:21 PM

thanks for the comment on my necklace... if by chance you wanna make it yours I'm selling it for $25.00...including shipping...for you though I could knock off $5...let me know and I will reserve it for you on Etsy. this is the last day I'm offering free shipping...
L-boogie





Sep 2 2008 7:25 AM

Boba Fett dancing to "Billie Jean", thoughts?
Seano'


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Sep 1 2008 8:14 PM

Come on out tonight, lil BBQ, amazing day in the city...
The Sultan of Sarcasm





Aug 30 2008 7:38 PM

That default pic solidifies the reason why you're on my top friends list and one of my best friends in general.
:)
j.r.s.





Aug 30 2008 4:15 PM

omg

you win at life for that last comment.

heartzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kyle (YHBC)





Aug 29 2008 9:58 PM

Birds of the same feather... Ya know?
Kyle (YHBC)





Aug 29 2008 9:15 PM

That's because PEOPLE CARE ABOUT YOU, believe it or not.
haha
Kyle (YHBC)





Aug 29 2008 9:08 PM

Vodka's not to blame, that carpet is... Look how comfy it seems.
haha
sean is





Aug 28 2008 7:23 PM

you are so random.
hahah
Kyle (YHBC)





Aug 28 2008 5:39 PM

get up off the dance floor, girl.
Jessica Rabbit





Aug 28 2008 5:32 PM

i know right, i was inspired after the hair show. i like ur new picture. that's how i wanna go out. in that pose.
x
Lee





Aug 28 2008 1:55 PM

Sleep cycle has been all messed up this last week, so I have been up at all the wrong hours and sleeping when I can. I will call ya this weekend to see about getting caught up, but I lurk the LJ so get some info. Hope you are happy and having a great week.
=D
Machine Gun Blue§





Aug 27 2008 9:26 PM

awesome! one of my bestest friends ever lives out there...I can come visit? :)
Machine Gun Blue§





Aug 27 2008 6:17 PM

where do you live these days?

city of ?
Kyle (YHBC)





Aug 26 2008 6:37 PM

what what? in the butt..
Machine Gun Blue§





Aug 26 2008 5:03 PM

cuz usually somethin is...;)
Machine Gun Blue§





Aug 26 2008 4:12 PM

SMitten?..teehee...hooo hoo hoo...;)
Mediocrates





Aug 26 2008 3:41 AM

I have my Jeep.
Is that feasible?
Kyle (YHBC)





Aug 25 2008 8:07 PM

I actually did for a while, now I have no idea where it is again. I think at my parents house.
Lee





Aug 25 2008 7:35 PM

Hey, been thinking about you and hoping you are doing well. Update me when you get some time. <3 ya.
Mediocrates





Aug 25 2008 3:17 AM

I am working a heavy schedule, but tentatively on and off until classes start on Sept 29th.
Mediocrates





Aug 25 2008 1:28 AM

Crys - I am stuck in NorCal, show me the Bay.
L-boogie





Aug 21 2008 10:37 PM

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay