Who the hell am I?
Well, I'm still working on that one...
I can tell you,
You will NEVER meet someone quite like the real me.
I can be the sweetest girl you’ll ever meet.
But don't piss me off...
I’m a very sexual person.
But I’d rather cuddle than actually do it.
I sing all the time.
Until I realize someone’s listening.
I have issues.
But I know what they are so it’s cool.
My OCDs are cute.
So screw you!
There is nothing wrong with cleaning a table before you leave a restaurant.
Get off me!
Things are meant to be in ABC order darn it!
Why else would we have an alphabet?
I love taking and being in pictures.
Even though I’ll fight to stay out of them.
People say I’m girlie.
But I have vagina, aren’t I supposed to be?
Movies make me cry.
Get over it!
Scary movies give me nightmares.
But I’m addicted to them.
I might be a wuss.
But I’m smart enough to get you other ways.
I know my assets.
I’m not afraid to use them accordingly.
I don't have a dirty mind!
I have introspective pornographic moments!
I actually enjoy cleaning the house.
Although I avoid doing it as long as possible.
I love big dogs.
But they scare me sometimes, so I have a cat.
...Nostalgia is a seductive liar...
And it gets me everytime!